I, Fusion Fool the Third, as well as 4 accomplises, have discovered a way to enter Equestria, dood.

Lots of hard work later, and now we are here to stay so that Lady Sparkle will treat us better then the demons we once served under, dood.

I shall document this historic event with my own flippers, dood!

NEW as of April 11th 2012! Next Episode segments form the Disgaea games have been included to ALL chapters and any future chapters, If I get off my lazy butt.

Safe Warning: this was written for giggles, so the sentence structure may be lacking, dood.

It has been ten years since an unexplained explosion ripped the land apart and poisoned the air.

From the poison was born many hardships that brought out the worst in ponies.
What wasn't destroyed by the explosion was ravaged by the desperate struggle for survival ponies were thrown in as the fires still burned the once great cities.

Shortly after the riots ended and ponies were struggling to find some symbolism of order and leadership, the poison had seeped into the water, slowly turning ponies sick.
The sick lost their minds and soon turned to savage beasts with an insatiable blood lust and a tendency to swarm ponies in groups.

The ponies settlements needed most to survive had taken to wandering and seeking adventure or redemption in the wastes.
But life went on.

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My description is a short prologue.
The actual story takes place a decade after all this in that time no one seems to use.
Seems these kinds of stories are always right as the world is dying, or long enough for several generations to make themselves comfortable and rebuild quite a bit.

Loosely based off of Fallout. Mostly things like the Sick being feral ghouls and poison being radiation.

Additional characters are present and may be more prominent, but I won't tag them until I'm sure.

I could also use a decent cover art and maybe a name that doesn't suck.
Pony names escape me.

I'm your average, everyday teenager. Struggling with school, girls, and the complex mysteries of life. Oh, and a little pink hyperactive pony that lives in my computer. I don't think there's anything wrong with me, and I just want to get on with my life. Of course, this pony disagrees. Nothing special, just an outlet for the events of my daily life, with a little creativity and fun thrown in. Little bits here and there can make our whole worlds brighter, after all.

Follow my daily life and hijinks as Pinkie Pie and friends try to make my life more interesting, all through a computer screen and keyboard.

This is marked as complete, as I plan on adding more chapters at some point, I just don't know when. More characters will be added as time goes on. Granted, I use the Comedy tag when the only comedy is in passing moments, but honestly, FimFiction doesn't have a "philosophy" tag.

Style is primarily taken from this. I thoroughly enjoyed the idea of consciously breaking the fourth wall beyond repair. This isn't a parody nor a rewrite nor a tribute, it isn't anything like that - I simply took the writing style and did it my way and my story. I'm sorry if I ruined anything. It was an interesting experience, as usually I enjoy long narratives and such, and so having to maintain constant concentration with the writing itself - like holding a conversation was very difficult to keep to. I hope some parts aren't too foncusing. All opinions and criticisms welcome!

I notice now that the source I drew inspiration from was not the first of it's kind. This really hasn't deterred me. I also get that some are more active in their ruination of the fourth wall. Some are even more structured story-wise. I still hope you all enjoy reading my offering.

Legal stuff... Characters and such owned by Hasbro and Lauren Faust. I am copyright myself. Cover image by semehammer from deviantart.

After the "cupcakes" incident we see the true fate of Pinkie Pie and her demonic second personality, Pinkamena Diane Pie. After a string of disappearances riddles the town of Ponyville, Ditzy Doo discovers the horible events that unfolded in the basement of Sugarcube Corner. Discoveries lead to flashbacks, as we see how Pinkamena handled each and every one of her victims.

Rated teen for disturbing suggestive scenes and slight gore. Please criticize me in any way you want! Tell me what you liked, what you didn't, how you would have done it, or what you think should come next. Honestly without you guys, this story would have never been more than a simple one chapter, 600 word, 'stream of thoughts' writing!

Read, Comment, Enjoy -MasterFrasca99

Derpy likes to smile. She likes to draw pictures and eat muffins and fly, but most of all, she likes to smile. But sometimes some ponies don't like it when Derpy smiles. They say mean things. But that's ok, because sometimes all you need is a friend to tell you that you are perfect just the way you are.

I will always love you, Derpy.

Twilight's life is in danger as a secret organization aims to take the life of Celestia and Luna. After discovering the remains of the vampire Alucard, Twilight is the new leader of an old organization called Hellsing, originally established during the great war by Luna before she became Nightmare Moon. Now Twilight, the Elements of Harmony, and Alucard must face and defeat those who want the lives of the Princesses.

Hugh Jelly, the controversial radio call in show DJ and known Jelly Pony, takes calls and offers advice to his fellow Equestrians on the subject of sensuality and sexuality. But is his advice any good?

A Rainy day has trapped the Cutie Mark Crusaders in the Library, So Pinkie decides to tell the a story about a far away place where ponies stand on two legs and drive cars, shoots guns and find legendary treasure. Follow along as Pinkie tells from them opening the mysterious Vault, To fighting zombies and the Insane Dr. Flootershy (Not Dr. Fluttershy wearing a mustache), To Mad Trixxie's Underdome, And much more....

Note from Author: Thanks for your replies, I am amazed that this is really popular and I hope I don't disappoint. A word of warning that since they are characters of Pinky, they might be different then you expect.

Also Fanart by AppleDash: http://lellcious.deviantart.com/art/AppleBrick-287076295

UPDATE: A challenger appears BRANDISHING THE SAME COVER. While mine is a story, his is an Alternate Universe sort of deal. Check him out: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/12536/Ponylands

It's not every day you wake up with a pony in your own bed, but for a (not-so) lucky brony his life gets changed after waking up with a certain cyan pegasus sleeping next to him...

When one of Fluttershy's dear animal companions wanders into the Everfree, she sets out to bring him home safely - but what she finds at the center of the forest is something she didn't expect, and something that ushers in a change to her world that makes each day darker than the last.