After finding a bald-faced hornet in her bedroom, Twilight Sparkle takes advantage of her time alone to perform a series of experiments on the insect in the name of science.

Pre-read by TheBritishPony

Edited by James Fire.

Mistakes. Everyone makes them. Sometimes, we forget what day it is and forget to wish someone a happy birthday. Or we knock over a glass that held someone's drink.

Sometimes though, we make... bigger mistakes.

And in the case of Twilight Sparkle, a "bigger mistake" equals setting off Equestria's largest volcano: the Yellowstone caldera.

Edited by James Fire.

After barreling through Ponyville and seemingly proclaiming itself as mayor of the town, Twilight Sparkle must negotiate with her greatest foe yet.

A Twentieth Century Limited Express Passenger Locomotive.

Edited by James Fire.

This story is a sequel to Rarity and the Rhinoceros

Apple thieves: the worst kind of thief.

At least, if you're Applejack.

After discovering that all of the apples in some of her trees have gone missing, Applejack buys a new security system to defend the farm.

A hippopotamus.

Though Twilight isn't quite convinced it's a good idea.

Edited by James Fire.

Reading by TheDizzyDan

Motion pictures impact individuals in different ways. The Exorcist, for example, scared audiences to the point that some ran out of the theater screaming.

However, every now and then, a film comes along and impacts individuals in a way that's much different than simply scaring them.

Sometimes, the film scars them.

And Rainbow Dash has just rented one of those films.

The Human Centipede.

Edited by James Fire.

Unfortunately, Tirek has taken over Equestria, stolen all its magic, and is now running amok, destroying everything he sees.

Unfortunately for Tirek, the United States Air Force isn't too keen on having allied nations invaded by giant goat-demons. In go the A-10 Warthogs.

Rated T for some gore, cursing, and lots of BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT.
Recommended listening

Sci-Twi is turned into a rag doll after an unfortunate accident involving a portal.

Luckily, her friends are there for her.

Edited by James Fire.

Vegetables: the bane of most ponies when it comes to dinner time.

In Princess Luna's case, they're her Kryptonite.

Lucky for her, she has a sister who's willing to make her a special sundae!

Unlucky for her, her sister's Princess Celestia.

Edited as always by the ever wonderful James Fire.

Love's a strange emotion. It fills one with many feelings: such as desire, lust, happiness,

It can also blossom in all regions of the world.

Including Antarcticolt.

Sex tag is for sexual references and nothing more.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Edited by James Fire

This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and A House Centipede

One night—before Luna can raise the moon and takeover for her sister—they struck.

The cockroaches.

With their castle under siege by hundreds upon hundreds of cockroaches, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and their new resident house centipede must take back their castle before the cockroaches take over the castle—and all of Canterlot.

Edited by the awesome James Fire.