The woods of Canterlot are filled with many creatures. Bears, deer, and wolves are the norm.

However, legend tells of a creature that is half man and half goat which kills anyone who's unlucky enough to cross its path.

For Sunset Shimmer though, she doesn't have to wait cross paths with it.

Her home is right at its doorstep.

Edited, as always, by James Fire.

Also briefly pre-read by NameGoesHere. Sadly, real life got in the way. But he still deserves some credit!

Hungarian billionaire and philanthropist George Soros has a hand in many things on Earth. However, upon being informed by Jacob Rothschild that the Illuminati the New World Order he has discovered a portal to what he believes to be an alien world, Soros decides to visit it and immediately gets to work on... fixing it.

Meanwhile, all is not well on Earth as Rothschild must tend to a matter of his own as he encounters a strange creature in his pawns room: a Changeling.

Can Soros make it back to Earth? Will Rothschild kill an innocent, defenseless Changeling? Or will both of them meet their demise at the hooves of the natives to Equus?

Edited by the globalist shill James Fire.

A satirical piece.

Over the course of man’s existence, there have been some questions that we haven’t been able to answer, such as what the meaning of life is and why we always lose a sock in the dryer.

However, there are some questions that one does not think to ask as they are... unusual. One of those, for example, is, “what would happen if Rainbow Dash was replaced by the longest continuously produced military aircraft in human history?”

One individual dared to ask that question. After being put through some of the most rigorous tests, these are the results he came up with.

Edited by James Fire.

The doggo/dybbuk with the upside-down head from the movie The Unborn visits Fluttershy. She's frightened. Because of course she is.

A kinda-sorta-maybe crossover with the horror film The Unborn. I've never seen it, but I hear it's pretty bad.

Edited by James Fire, who is thankfully not a Dybbuk.

Inspired by PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. Seriously, check it out. It's an amazing story.

On a morning like any other, two sapient cupcakes barge into Sugarcube Corner, believing it to be a kingdom.

However, after finding out the horrible truth about what happens to cupcakes, they attempt to overthrow Pinkie Pie and stop the production (and consumption) of cupcakes once and for all!

Edited by James Fire.

On a day like any other, one of Jupiter's moons—Europa—appears above Equus.

And it's going to hit

With the clock ticking, Princess Cadance must find out why it's here, and if there's any way to stop it from obliterating all life on Equus.

Proofread by James Fire in the comments section.

Written in celebration of hitting 100 followers.

A totally legitimate business pony decides to conduct some business, only to find out he's lost his business booklet. With his most precious item missing, he must now go out and find it.

Written back in November, releasing now as April Fool's Day feels like the perfect day to put it out.

Edited (somehow) by James Fire. Beginning to think he's not human.

It was a day like any other at the headquarters of the Canterlot News Network. Which, to any outsider, means that they were reporting on the "news".

However, within the walls of the well respected establishment, trouble was brewing.

There was no coffee.

Now, it's up to Wolf Bitzer, Anderson Clopper, Jake Tapony, and Jim Acoltsta to find out where it's gone.

All in the name of the most respected name in news.

Edited as always by James Fire.

When a rogue group of Changelings threatens Canterlot, it's up to Princess Celestia Donald J. Trump to defeat them!

Can the God-Emperor save the day? Or will the bad hombres be his undoing?

Edited By James Fire.

A satirical piece.

Heroes come in all shapes and sizes. Though sometimes, they come in the form of a sociopathic CEO. Enter Handsome Jack. Bandit killer, head of the company that manufacturers the most accurate firearms ever made, and destroyer of the CL4P-TP steward bot line.

But, above all else: he's the most handsome king to ever rule over the Crystal Empire.

Follow the Handsome one as he attempts to purchase Canterlot from Princess Celestia! Will he succeed in doing so? Or will this be a story in which the hero doesn't emerge as the victor?

Edited by James Fire.

Reading by Winged T. Spears,