Device Age: Inquisition · 2:57am Apr 2nd, 2015
I know it's been a long time since my last blog, but I think it's time to get serious.
I feel like I've been far too transparent with you people for too long. All of these gratuitous princess pic spams and spontaneous references to women's undergarments coupled with neurotically "kaizo" explosions have painted an ugly picture of myself. One does not write pony words on the Internet to appear like a fool. After all, I'm an adult human being, and it's about time I acted like one... online.
And, believe it or not, this does not necessarily coincide with my recent and totally legit conversion to Atheist Mormonism. After all, it's really none of your business what kind of caffeinated soft drinks I may or may not consume inside the Temple to Stalin in Dickcheese, Darwinistan.
So, from henceforth, I shall give up Disney Princesses. I shall also give up wrestling and Street Fighter and Teen Titans and Tron and any other gratuitous references that none of you rightfully give a pound of fecal matter about.
From here on out, it is all about serious pony literature. No more goofy oneshots. No more spontaneous compilations of word!wankery. I'm doing nothing but longform equine novelizations, starting with this little baby that I've been cooking for two years while operating under the fugue state of a juvenile princess-humping alias:
You all have been very patient with this... "short skanks and sex plumbs" character... or whoever he pretended to be. Let's face it, he was mediocre at best, and he absolutely trashed the Feature Bar. Well, at long last, I have come back to revitalize this ill-forsaken website and employ the Feature Bar for all the honorary merits that it was obviously built for. Yes, with Season 5 coming along and most of the trash and clop behind us, I can safely say that it's a good time to be a self-respecting brony again.
And if you doubt me...
If you think this is all just some lame, cardboard cutout joke...
Just stay tuned. Starting tomorrow, things will be different. I couldn't possibly be more serious.
Sincerely,
-Aegis Shield
I fucking kneeeeeeeeeew it.
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u guys can't touch me
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Brilliant bastard.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Gone is the age of SS&E. The age of Absolute Aegis Heretic begins.
Checks clock. Still April 1. Even in Florida.
Christ, how many alts do you have/have you had?
Wow. So much trolling in the space of only a few minutes. Nice going, SS&E/IC/AS/Whatever Your Real Name Is.
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So... how many blogs are you going to post and promptly delete in the next couple weeks?
And now I can't shake the thought of what would clop written by SSnE would be like...
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Well, at least you'll be bringing literally the only thing that made Eternal bearable back into its sequel: a gracious amount of eye lasers
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Only the ones that actually had useful information about literary analysis. The ones bitching about everyday life will stay up forever.
Congratulations on becoming a jack Mormon! Few converts have the necessary zeal to do as you've done. Now, I see you've already posted your rewrite of Temptress, so what about some eye-lasery love for Nocturne?
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Dammit, horizon! Stop making alts already! Like, jeez... next we'll hear that Bradel is Ghost's alt or something.
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You mean you didn't know? We're all Skirts alts.
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