[displaced] Jinx, a girl born in the city of Zaun, a city of death and survival, where money can offer you survival. But something hapends, a new world, a new chance, but will she use this chance to change?
Isolation can do a lot to a person's sanity, but what if the person is already insane when she is put in isolation by being turned to stone. After getting transported to a world full of colorful creatures, Jinx may finally change into good or worst. After her usual behavior being shown she was closed in a prison of stone long before Celestia was born, then she was forgotten. While being trapped in her prison she quickly found her worst nightmare, to be forgotten. And she will never be forgotten again. That's her only wish.
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Hello everyone, I just wanted to say that I'm new to the site and I would appreciate support from you guys! I have to say that my work is not the best, and it's way harder than it looks. If you're wondering, yes I have an editor but he's busy and sometimes forgets to edit it, also English in not my native language, so if you find some mistakes, and I'm sure you will, please point them out. And one last thing to say, I don't have that much free time so the chapters are not going to appear often.
One more thing is the chapters with (Edited) are the ones who are edited of mistakes.
It all happen in a flash, one second I was in Piltover's streets, and the next second I was in the middle of a war between three powerful countries? All because of some vendor that sold me a necklace with a poro. At the end of the war, the winners where some weird horses with wings and horns called alicorns, who also trapped me in stone around the middle of the so called the war of three factions, which lasted a thousand years.
After I got trapped in stone, I realized that this body wasn't my own, and the reason of the imprisonment of this body is because the reckless behavior of one of the creatures inhabiting this body, a demon by the name of Jinx to be exact. Which caused the chaos that brought this punishment on us. I am Lucy, an ex-general. This has given me back my sanity, however I fear that it will also take it back. Time for me is stale, I watched as years passed by like seconds. Cities where build and destroyed, while I remained the same.
I have to get out of here! But I can't do anything on my own, I have to find someone to help me, but who? What creature would want to help a stone statue? None, they would think they hear voices. Damn that alicorn Gaia! She's the one who got us here, I could have easily blame her or the demon Jinx, but it's my fault for not gaining control faster. And because of that I will be stuck here till the end of time if I don't do anything. But what can I do?
As I kept thinking about a way to get out of my prison I started hearing voices! I can finally get out of here! Calm down me, I have to be patient or else you'll miss your chance. 'Please let the owner of the voice not have a good mental protection!' Of course I managed to learn something over the years from that demon, I learnt that in time, I can brainwash someone quite easily. As I started to hear the voices more closely I found out that I didn't knew their language. It sounded like animal noises to me. 'Oh, well what did I expect? I never understood the alicorns anyway. But that will not stop me! I will get out!'
There were 6 ponies, 3 of them wore beautiful and expensive clothes and the other 3 wore more normal looking clothes. There were two of each pony race, two unicorns, two earth ponies and two pegasuses? Pegasususus? Pegesurus? Ah fuck it! I'll call them winged horses. Better than trying to say that word. Wait why the hell can't I say the word in my mind? Wait do I even know how to write that? I think I'm starting to go insane again from my own stupidity.
Anyway I can't see properly because of the storm, how can a storm start in a cave in a mountain? I'll never know, but the ones better dressed started to freeze. I was shocked before I saw who was doing that, some windigos were above them circling like sharks around their prey. I heard of windigos from a book I found in Plitover. Apparently they are supposed to be cannibalistic creatures from the north. But those seem different, those ones seem to feed on negative emotions, strange...
The three remaining ponies started to group in the center of the cave trying to keep themselves from freezing. When they were almost completely covered in ice something happened, the unicorn shot a beam in the sky disintegrating the windigos. At this I was shocked. 'Just how much power does that unicorn have?' I won't have any chances even if I escape out of this place with my current equipment. That means I need new weapons, or I have to get someone to help me. After they got the others out of the ice, they left. And after many years I managed to learn their language, I found a way to control those ponies' minds shortly after. But it takes a lot of time, days, weeks maybe even years to get them to obey me. My only hope is that someone would make his house around this mountain.
After the event with the windigos was over those six made a camp around the mountain. And again I was left here unnoticed. As the years passed on one side of the mountain I was stuck in was build a tower-like structure. I found out, after a little time, that in that tower lived a unicorn talented with magic. That unicorn was wearing some weird hat with bells and a cape with stars on it. His name being Starswirl The Bearded. His talent with magic being as strong as some of the high ranking mages from Runeterra.
I can try to contact him, but I don't think I can with his mental defense so big, I still have to try. Years passed, but I didn't made any progress. His mental defenses were just too strong! I tried again, again and again but I just can't control him. I knew I had lost my chance when he disappeared. Where? I don't know, but I think I know why he did it. He found out that I was trying to enter and control his mind.
After Starswirl disappeared nothing really happened, except the big magical concentration that I felt sometimes, and that one time I saw clouds made of cotton candy that, instead of water, rained with chocolate milk. In the majority of the time the only thing happening was that there was a slowly building country and a castle was built on the side of my mountain. This was my normal everyday life, just watching the country develop and sometimes watching some ant carrying some nuts. Not anything else, those ant are only getting nuts. 'Hey old lady that's feeding the ants nuts! Your supposed to feed the pigeons bread, not the ants nuts! Are you that blind granny?!'
After another set of boring years I finally found someone who could help me get the hell out of here. I found a weird creature that claims he's the spirit of chaos. His name is Discord. The problem was that he was also imprisoned in stone, but he, unlike myself, can get out using the chaos around him to get his power back. Now I just have to wait a little more.
Soon after he got out of his prison he somehow got me out of the cave wall, maybe using some chaos magic. I say somehow because I never saw him in the cave when I got out. "Well, who cares about that now? I am finally free! But now what am I gonna do? I have no plans for now, the only thing I have in my mind is to get a place to stay at. Welp! Nothing else to do, so I guess I could look around the world 'till I find something to do." After saying those words I started searching for the exit, I'll find something to do after a while.
As I continued my search for an exit from this maze I started felling a little uneasy, like something was watching me. 'At least I can think more clearly after I locked that demon's personality years ago. God she was annoying to deal with. But now, why do I have a felling that something like this happened before? Oh god I'm going to get lost in this maze aren't I? Annnd I just Jinxed it, no pun intended.
After what felt like years I found a tunnel that looked to be the exit, but as I started going trough it I saw that the walls were full of spider webs and, is that a skeleton? Eww. "God, I hate this place." I said almost whispering. 'I really hope this place isn't full of traps, or else I'm going to have a bad time. As I continued my journey in the unknown I started to think if anything happened to that guy Discord, he seemed like a pretty nice guy, even trough he was extremely annoying. But god dammit I have to find a way to avoid getting stuck in another prison. At least now I have more control, not like the last time when that demon was controlling this body. 'Hmm note to self, get new clothes because those are kinda too revealing and too colorful. I'll never understand that demon...'
But what I didn't realized was that I wasn't in that cave anymore, I was in some kind of abandoned mine. 'How did I got here? I really need to start looking where I'm going before I fall into a pit full of spikes or something.' After a while of me looking around for stuff that will kill me, I found an old but still working mine cart. 'Well at least I found a way of faster transport.' As I got in the mine cart I realized something when it suddenly started moving, it didn't had a way of stopping it, or controlling it for that matter. So I did what any normal person would do, I screamed. "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Quickly regaining control, I tried to see were I was going. 'But the question is, why does this looks like something from a carnival? Wait it's that a crocodile pit? Awww, hell no! Just why in the name of the flying fuck is there a crocodile pit inside an old ass cave? Wait, what the?' Just as I passed the crocodile pit I saw something that looked like a reptile stuck in ice. 'Ok just what the is with this cave?' Then I passed another thing stuck in ice, this time it was a poro? 'How the hell did a poro got here?'
After around an hour of going past frozen things and other weird things that Psycho, how I like to call the other personality since demon can be taken out of contest, would enjoy, I found some type of exit. The so called exit was a small hole in the ceiling that looked like I could pass trough. Well this is my only option if I don't want to be part of the frozen museum. But damn, it's cold here. Burrr.
On the other part of the ceiling was a room with walls made from stone and a wall made of rusty bars, wait, is this an dungeon? Looking trough the bars I saw other rooms like the one I was in, confirming my assumption. "Ohh c'mon! I just got out of a prison just to end up in another! I just want to sleep in a comfy bed and eat some cookies! It's that too much to ask? Wait, did I just say cookies? What is going on with me?" I said almost whispering the last part. My sadness transforming into anger quickly I started kicking the bars to ease my frustration. "It would have been so nice if that Discord guy would have gotten me out of the cave as well, but I can't ask for too much since I'm free at leas-" I suddenly found myself on a hard surface, my left cheek being scratched in the process. Warm blood coming from my wound and slowly covering the floor. "Aww..." getting quickly off the ground I covered my wound with my left hand. "I hope it doesn't get infected..."
In this dungeon, the temperature was a little warmer, but still cold. I started walking faster since my clothes didn't gave me too much warmth. "I really need to get some new clothes, maybe some short jeans, a shirt and a jacket? Yeah that sounds easy to get..." I found in the south part of the dungeon some stone stairs. As I was approaching a big door made out of oak wood I started to hear some voices. On it were some carving of a moon and a sun surrounded by two alicorns like Gaia, I have a bad feeling about this..."
When I tried to open it, I found out that the door is quite heavy, putting more power I opened the door revealing a long hallway. As I made my way trough it, I saw numerous paintings on the walls. I found some locked doors too. The sound of my stomach got my attention when I remembered I didn't eat in a long time. "I wonder how am I not dead? Maybe the same happened to that adorable yordle Gnar? Hehe, I always wanted to hug that furry guy. Wait, who is gnar?" Even trough my personality is different, it seems like we shared some of the memories, weird...
After a little time I started hearing some voices, or was it my imagination? As I walked past a window and something caught my eye. Looking closer I saw a statue that looked interesting. Pushing the window a little I found that it was open. Jumping out in what I supposed was a garden, I walked closer to the statue. The statue represented a weird creature, with a long, furry body, a long red reptile tail. An wing was a bird's, while the other was a bat's. One of the legs were a goat's while the other was a red reptile leg, i think. As arms it had a lion paw while the other was a eagle's. "Wait a minute, Discord?"
"You are an idiot..." That was all I said after Discord told me what happened after he got turned into stone, again. "Why did you thought hiding those 'elements' instead of destroying them was a good idea!? And why didn't you just killed those 'element holders'?" I said as I was sitting on a rock in front of him.
"Well, I can't kill" 'What?' After seeing my confused expression he continued. "I can't kill, I can neutralize them, but I am not allowed to kill anyone, because if I kill I would lose my powers. And, ok maybe my plan was a liiiiiittle bit careless, but not much. Well at least I had a little fun!" He said the last part in a cheerful voice, and that got me angry.
"Fun? FUN?! Are you a bigger idiot then I tough?! You could have just trowed those elements in the sea then say goodbye to the only way to stop you and you would have ruled the world. I swear you are worst then the Psycho in my head, 'cuz at least she always gets away." Then out of my mouth another voice, in a more happy tone, said: "Yay! I got a compliment from big sis!" After I heard that voice I stopped moving while my eye started twitching. "You! How the hell did you found out how to speak!? AND I AM NOT YOUR SISTER!" Then the voice who was owned by psycho responded: "Well, I found a little door so I can talk with you! And yes you are my sister, because we kinda share this body after the original personality locked herself in the back of our mind, remember?" She was right, call the gods from universe, she finally didn't said something stupid!
"*Ahem* Umm if you don't mind who are you talking to?" Discord asked in a confused voice, and if he wasn't trapped in stone I'm pretty sure he'll look at me like I was crazy which, obviously, I was. 'Well now I don't think he'll trust me that much, since who will trust an insane person?''Oh my, silly. I would always trust you!' Psycho said in my head. 'Didn't I told you to be quiet!?' I replied back.
"Ok, well here's why, I just have something named split personality disorder that makes me have multiple personalities. And if you are thinking, no I am not the original one I am a personality that developed more when I was trapped in stone. I represent a more calculated, if I can say, personality. Psycho is, well as her name suggests, a psychopath. And the original personality locked herself in the back of our mind after some trauma, I don't know, she never speaks with anyone."
"Soooooo you have 3 other you's in your head?" After I facepalmed and the nodded. "Ooooh that must be something interesting, well at least you'll never be alone!" He continued. 'Yeah I'm soooooo happy...' I mentally said. 'Really are you happy to have me here?' 'No moron I was being sarcastic...''Ohh okey dokey!' "Ok so how are we gonna get you out of stone, again."
"Well you don't have to worry, I would get out of here in a little time. I can feel it!" He responded.
"So you don't want my help?" I asked him.
"Nope!"
"You sure?"
"Yep!"
"Ok see you then." I said as I waved while walking away from his statue. As I made my way trough the maze that was this castle's garden. 'This castle is quite beautiful, but if it will be attacked it would be in ruins fast. It's structure is more oriented on beauty then a sturdiness, this signaling the fact that those ponies are more passive.' 'Yep even one of my rockets and it'll go BOOOOM!' 'Here I agree with you.'
As I approached the castle I smelled the most wonderful scents in the world, strawberry and blueberry cake. The smell was coming from a open window. I made my way to the window in slow and small steps. When I looked trough the window I saw some kind of party, with tables full of food and a ton of cake. The ponies in the room probably celebrated Discord's defeat. As I looked trough the room I saw my target, a small but delicious looking blueberry and strawberry cake. It was colored red with blue on top. A simple design. But how was I supposed to go there? I had no weapons or any kind of stealth. And the room was full of ponies. 'Psycho any ideas?' I asked my "sister". 'Hmm hey I got an idea! But I'll need the body for it. And don't worry I won't get caught, plus we get a delicious cake!' Even trough I disliked the fact that I had to let her control the body, it was this or starve to death and lose that cake. 'Fine... but you need to give the body to me after that k?''Yep yep yep!' And like that I gave the control to my sister.
Canterlot castle
Celestia's pov:
'The party is perfect. After the defeat of Discord yesterday we trowed a party to celebrate the elements' victory. I always knew that Twilight will defeat him. A lot of ponies were happy to know that they are safe thanks to Twilight and her friends. Even Blueblood looked like he was in a good mood. At least I don't have to deal with him. Ahh finally some peace.' But the second Celestia thought that a guard came trough the door slamming it open. The guard's armor was torn and he had blood dripping from his leg and stomach.
"Everypony! There are timberwolfes in the Canterlot and they are heading this way! Everyone evacuate fast!" After the guard screamed everypony started to scream and run into the castle gardens were they could be safe. In the chaos not even I could do anything, I was dragged in the gardens along with everyone else. But as they closed the doors of the garden I could hear the timberwolfs enter the castle and starting to eat the food. They were probably attracted here by the huge amount of food. But how did they got on the mountain. But before I could think of an answer I had to calm everyone else.
In the party room
As psycho entered the hall along with the wood wolfs, that are kinda cute and they listened to me like they are a puppy with their master, how cute. I let them eat everything except my cake. They listen to me for some weird reason, but who cares? "FREE FOOD!" And the I let big sis take the control. "What the? Why are there wolves made out of wood around me?" I asked psycho. 'Well they listen to us for some strange reason so I thought why not? Then I got them on the mountain, in the castle, then here. Well I go take a nap!' After psycho's explanation I ate a bite from my cake, the moment the cake entered my mouth, I tasted the best cake in the world, the taste was sweet but not too sweet, the texture was perfect and the berries mixed in were delicious. After I ate the cake I heard what sounded like some armed guys were trying to open a large door. But since I had no weapons nor wanted to fight I climbed a wolf and went trough the city, off the mountain and into a forest. In the forest those wolves got me in some kind of cave. On the floor there was cute little puppies and some hides. I climbed off the wolf I was riding, played a little with the pups then went to sleep. 'Finally, rest...'
As I slowly woke up I noticed that I was sleeping on a very soft and fluffy material. Slowly, I opened my eyes and waited a little so they can just to the bright light. When I could see clearly I noticed the little puppies made out of wood. There were 4 puppies and they were all sleeping around me, snoring softly. 'Dawwww' me and psycho thought at the same time. Then I tried to get up without waking up the pups. As I looked around the cave I saw around 6 bigger wolves, all made out of wood.
'But why did they let me stay here? I know psycho said that they listen to us, but there must be an explanation to why they do. Plus we need to give each other new names, its getting annoying to call our self from our special personalities.''Yep I think we need new name too, I don't like being called Psycho it doesn't sound cute at all!' 'Of course it doesn't why would anyone give you a cute name when you murder and destroy everything in your path!?'
After screaming at myself for half an hour I started searching for the exit. But as soon as I started searching trough the tunnel I heard psycho say: 'We should get outta here before the effects of the mushrooms that I gave to the wolves wear off.''Wait, what did you do?''Well I just gave them some weird mushrooms that made them listen to us.' 'Ok? Never mind then.'
I slowly went down a tunnel that looked like it was the one going to the entrance. Slowly walking trough it I could see the many spider webs around the place. 'I hope there isn't anything here similar to Elise, I don't think I want to ever experience that feeling again.'
As I was slowly walking trough the tunnel I started seeing a light, probably the exit. The I felt something cold on the back of my neck. My eyes opened wide when I heard a voice. "Oh do you want to have some fun?" The second that line was over I started running at my full speed. But before I could reach the light I felt some webs tighten around me as I fell face first on the ground. The voice spoke again. "Oh were do you think you are running dear? I won't hurt you, I just want to have some fun with you." Then I was picked up and now I was facing the owner of the voice. There, in front of my face was a hybrid between an anthropomorphic pony and a spider, the lower part of her body being a spider one, while the rest was that of an anthropomorphic pony. She had a white fur with a deep blood-red main, while her eyes were a deep yellow. The pony part was a little slim, with D cup breasts. She wore a white sweater that covered all her upper pony body. Her hands had sharp black claws.
But before I could speak I had a rope made of web put in my mouth. Then she tried to get rid of my top, but I managed to kick her in the stomach, making her drop me. I got up and tried to run, but I got my leg stuck in some web and I fallen hard to the ground, hitting my head on a rock. My vision started to become blurry as I saw a small pool of blood form under my head. And I slowly lost consciousness with only one thought, 'Fuck me...'
As I regained consciousness I felt a sharp pain in my head. Slowly opening my eyes I saw a light that made me close them again. Trying to open them for the second time I saw that I was in a weird room, the room itself didn't seem weird at first, but looking closer I could see that the walls were made from some made of material similar to web. The room was very small, with no furniture except the bed I was sleeping in. Slowly getting up I realized in what clothes I was in.
I was wearing a white top with a design of something resembling a butter fly, but the top was barely covering anything. I had some sort of skirt split in 2 colors, a half was pink while the other white. In my hair was a veil with roses on the top.
"What the hell? Why am I in a wedding dress?" I said to no one in particular. Slowly getting out of the bed I realized that I wore some white shoes. 'Where are my old clothes?' Slowly opening the door I entered an hallway. The hallway was empty, no decorations, no pictures or anything. Just a long empty and creepy hallway. In the corners was some spider web. "Where am I?" I said to myself, but I wasn't expecting an answer.
"Oh, looks like my dear princess is awake!" The voice came from behind me so in a quick motion I turned around so I can see the owner of said voice. There, at around 8 meters away from me stood a familiar spider-pony. She wore the same clothes as the ones from before. She had a kind of creepy smile full of sharp teeth. 'Wait, I saw this before.' Then my eyes widen. 'Ohh shit! It's the Elise incident all over again! NOPE, fuck this!' Slowly walking backwards I got farther and farther util I started running at full speed, hearing her voice from behind me. "Wait! Come back!" When I heard that I started to run even faster. 'FUUUUUUCK, shit, shit, shit, like hell I would go back! I don't wanna feel the same as that thing with Elise.'
After running for about 1 hour I finally stopped to rest, looking behind I saw that I wasn't followed anymore, but that's not the problem, no no no, the problem was that I was dressed in a wedding dress in the middle of the forest. When I looked closer at the forest I realized how creepy it was. It looked like it was straight from a horror movie, like seriously, the trees were old, there were barely any animals around and I think I heard scream. 'The hell is this place?''Dunno, it looks like the Shadow Isles here.'
Continuing my walk I was trying to get around the bushes without destroying my dress. Well I know it's just a random dress but it looks so cute, and it looks like someone put a lot of work in making it. But how many days was I unconscious? Hmm I must go back to that city that's on that mountain. Looking over the trees I could see the castle. 'It doesn't look to far, I can get there in a few hours.' Then I slowly walked in the castle's direction.
'Ok I was sooooo wrong when I said that it will be easy, the walk wasn't that long, no what was hard was climbing the mountain while trying to not get dirty. It's hell!' It took me 3 hours to get at the base of the mountain, but it took me around 5 to get on the fucking mountain. As I got closer to the top I began climbing faster until I finally got on the platform that held the castle. When I finally got there I just realized that it was night. 'Just great, this is all that I needed, thank you universe for making my life more miserable! What now? Are you gonna trow me in jail!?' I screamed in my head as I looked at the black sky, the I heard a voice.
"Stop right there! You are under arrest and you are gonna follow us!" The voice said in a commanding voice. 'I just had to fucking say that didn't I?''Yep, you forgot about the laws of the universe, now you must face divine punishment!' I heard psycho say then I mentally hit her in the head. 'Shut up...'
Turning around I saw a grey pony with purple armor and a set of bat-like wings. And I think it's a mare judging by her body and face, and she was looking like me with an un-trusty look. ''Oh but of course, I'll immediately come with you after that I'll go pay my bills and actually don't destroy anything!'' I said innocently, and I think she believed me for a second, then I just said: "Now if you excuse me, I would love to come with you but I have to get back to my wedding, goodbye dear guard!" The shocking part is that she actually believed me and I think she even waved, the fuck?
The guard's POV:
'Hmm I didn't knew there was a minotaur wedding right now. Well I should get back to my post before someone notices that I went to eat a doughnut.' Then the lonely guard got back to her post doughnut in her mouth.
Jinx's pov:
Ok, now that I'm in this city what am I gonna do? Looking around at the dark alleys as I walked in the direction of the castle, or to be more precise, the castle's gardens. Walking carefully so I don't make any noise that would get me noticed. As I got closer to the castle I heard some voices coming my way. Looking for a hiding place I decided to hide in a alley with no light in it. As I got myself hidden in the dark I saw a pair of those bat-ponies walk by.
One of the bats was grey with a dark purple mane and tail and had a pink stripe in bout mane and tail and had eyes the same color as the pink stripe in her hair. The other one was grey as well, but had golden hair and tail, with a pair of yellow eyes. As they walked past me I heard their conversation.
"So Honey Moon, did you heard that princess Luna's gonna go to Ponyville to attend the Nightmare Night festival?" The one with pink in her hair said to the other one who's name is 'Honey Moon', I think.
"Yeah I heard that too, but why is she going there anyway? I don't think she'll fit in since she doesn't know how the world is now, she's still using the old dialect, Moon Love." Honey Moon replied to 'Moon Love', they have weird names, they sound like the names Psycho come up with. 'Aww they have such cute names.' What was I talking about.
After the pair of guards left I got out of my hiding place and started to continue my walk to the gardens. After what was like 10 minutes I found the gardens, at the entrance they were 2 alicorn statues that I didn't noticed before, one having some plants growing on her leg, neck and head. Walking in the gardens I start looking for a little guy named Discord. It took me 15 minutes to find him. When I found him I approached him and called his name. "Discord." Upon noticing my presence he responded confused.
"Oh hello dear Jinx, but why are you here? Did you need something from me?" Getting closer to him and sitting on a rock I asked him.
"Discord, I need a favor." I said in a serious tone.
"Oh what is it?" He asked in the same tome from before.
"I need a hiding place, plus some materials, a lot of metal and some equipment, do you know were I can find something like this?" I asked putting a lot of hope in him.
"Actually, there's a place you could use, there's an old house that was used to make experimental weapons and potions, but it was closed by Celestia since it was illegal." He could barely finish as I quickly said.
"Were can I find it?"
"Well, it's down the street then walk to the left, then one more street and you'll find it, you can't miss it, it's a big house, the bigest one there." With a quick smile and thank you I started walking away but I got stopped by him. "And can you tell me why are you wearing an wedding dress? Are you having a wedding!? Why didn't you told me about it? Also, CAN YOU GET ME SOME CAKE!?" My answer was given with an annoyed tone.
"No, ughh it's a long story involving a spider pony." But before he could say something else I quickly got out of the garden. 'Now let's see if that old house has anything interesting in it.' I though as I searched for the old house with Discord's directions.
"Well this is not what I was expecting." I say as I look around the pretty new laboratory that was inside the house Discord talked about. As I looked around the house I found that the laboratory and all the equipment was in the basement while the rest of the house was like a normal one. As I went to the bedroom I trowed myself on the bed and let Mr. Sandman get me. "Ahh finally a real bed...zzzZzzz....."
This is the first entry that I ever recorder, I'm so nervous that I don't know with what to begin. Hmm I think that I will start with a little about myself, I am a man of science. My name is not important right now. I was born in a country that was focused on living a nice and beautiful life, and I despised them for that, they loved to be close to nature, and to be honest, I preferred the company of animals to, then other humans, because the animals didn't criticized me and told me that I was wasting time on useless things. But they are wrong I know it! My goal is something important, making the perfect species and to achieve something that humanity always tried to find, i mortality.
I tried a lot of times, experiments over experiments with the modifications in the human body, but one day something happened, I realized where I could find the answer, animals. Creatures that are the result of billions of years of evolution and adaptation to the worst climates. Animals that can control electricity, ultra sounds, amazing regenerating power that can regenerate whole organs, and even the capability of seeing in the dark. The answer was not transforming us into machines, that would take too long and will destroy the earth in process, no, the answer is evolution! But the normal process takes thousands of years, and I only got one hundred. I need more data, and I will achieve this goal, even if it takes all my life.
Yes! I finally found out how to recreate the process, but the problem is that there is no animal to similar to humans, and I can't do anything to other people or I will be arrested, I have only one last option, one last subject, myself.
To speed up the process of evolution and to make sure I only get useful mutations, I have to extract those genes from something that already has those genes, so I have to search for animals that posses those genes. I decided to start with something more easy and simple to find, so I decided to get something that won't be to much of a problem if the experiment fails, so I started my search for the ability to use ultra sounds to navigate in the dark. I hope this works.
Yes! The experiment was a success! I have succeed in copying the genes for night vision from an owl. The experiment was painful, but it doesn't matter because it was a huge success, the only problem is that my eyes have changed, they have an weirder look into them, something that makes them special, they look exactly like an owl's ones, but mine are green instead of the normal color, hmm I have to make more experiments.
Today I went in town, and I heard that a war was going to break up. I will hide in my bunker, so nothing that bothers me, after the fuss with the war stopped I went in the market. When I got there I noticed the stares that were given to me, not because of my eyes, because of my reputation. Here I'm known as 'The Crazy Hunter'. If your wondering why the hunter part, it's because I, ahh, something happened in my younger years that got me the nickname hunter. I can't remember what happened, but I know it was bad.
I didn't stayed much at the market, I just got my food and left. I always hated the other people here, all afraid of something new. The rest of the day I spent in my lab, experimenting with new genetics. I only managed to extract the some genes that offer regeneration, nothing else, those were obtained from some amphibian, I think it's named. Now I have to use them to along with some other genes.
It took me a few days but I finally managed to use the genes on myself, I managed to inject regenerating powers, thermal vision and better hearing, the only draw backs was the pain that I had to endure and the modifications to my body. The modifications that I got are the following: sharper elf-like ears, a reptile-like long tail with a sharp end and claws on my hands and feet, making wearing shoes useless, because my feet look like a komodo-dragon ones. Hmm I wonder, maybe I can get some wings by injecting some new genes, but that will have to wait, for now I have to focus on repair my old revolver, since they said the war started.
This is bad. They were right, the war started. And the enemy army is approaching THIS town! I have to get out of here, and fast, I can't afford to be imprisoned or even killed. I have to move fast, oh shit! They are around the town, and they are coming this way! I quickly got my equipment and runned in the bunker. I can hear them searching my house for anything useful. Oh no they found the bunker. Shit! But it looks like they will open it with ease, so I did something that will stop them from getting information from my research. Then only thing that I can do, I put my generator to over charge so I can destroy everything along with the soldiers, if I will survive I will write in this Diary again, util then good bye.
Ever since I got to the lab I searched everywhere for something interesting and useful, and guess what? I found nothing... All I found are some canned beans, that are god damn everywhere, for example in every room there's at least 5 cans of beans, why would anyone need so many beans? But today I had a little luck and I found something else except beans, I found some potions that contain liquid magic, but the problem is that they are very unstable, but who cares? I can work with them anyway, better than beans.
As I was working with the magic potions, I had to be very careful, one wrong step and everything goes to hell. Why was I working with those you ask? Well I needed a weapon, and I saw some prototypes of guns that use magic bullets, so of course, I stole some of the plans, and memorized the process. I was trying to make a standard magic revolver. The gun itself wasn't that hard to make, it took me 2 days, but the problem was the bullets, they were giving me a hard time, but I managed to make 5 bullets, enough to fill the gun, but I still needed more, as I tried to make another bullet I felt a presence getting closer to me, but I couldn't look, if I did the whole place would explode.
I felt the presence getting closer and closer, then I felt something soft pressing into my back, the I heard someone whispering in my ear, someone that I met before. "Hello there cutie, did you miss me?" The spider pony from before said as I shivered and did something that I never wanted to happen, I spilled the magic potion into an unstable substance, the one word came out in my mind as I got hugged by the spider pony: 'Fuck.'
As the ponies of Canterlot were going on with their day, a sudden loud explosion was heard causing panic everywhere. The guards were rushing to the location of the explosion to investigate, when they got there they found two weird creatures, one was an ape-like creature in a lab outfit with pale skin, pink eyes and blue hair, the hair being done into two ponytails, while the other was a bit more weird. Her lower body was that of a spider, while her upper body was similar with the other one, but her chest was way bigger and her head was similar with the head of a pony, her fur white and with red main, while the spider part was black with red. The spider one was hugging the other one who had an annoyed expression. The guards quickly got in position and surrounded the hole that the two were in.
"Ughhhh...what happen?" I was felling like shit. The explosion fucked up my senses and my eyes are burning. After a few seconds I started felling something soft pressing onto my back and I heard a voice from behind. "Oh I'm so sorry my little princess! I promise I'll make it up to you. *purr*" I quickly realized the owner of that voice as she purred. 'That god damn spider...' 'Oh but I like her!''Of course you do!'
And of course to show my appreciation I gave her a piece of my mind. "Get off me you mutated overgrown spider!" I was kicking the air as I was screaming for her to let go of me while making the small ponies that surround us look even more shocked, why are they here? Dunno. But instead of letting go of my body the spider-pony-thing hugs me even harder.
But how weren't I killed by the explosion? Well that's just luck I guess. One of the ponies started running calling for some guards but I was to occupied screaming and kicking to see that.
After a few minutes of me screaming and calling the spider pony all the names under the sun a voice is heard. "In the name of princess Celestia I order you two creatures to surrender and come with us!" The voice came from a white unicorn stallion with blue hair. He was wearing some kind of golden armor with a shield and stars on it. He would be intimidating if he wasn't a cute adorable pony, but what can I say? I'm a 5 foot tall girl in a lab costume carrying a revolver on my belt. Yep I'm as intimidating as a little kitty.
Around that unicorn were other ponies dressed in armor, wait is that gold armor? Are this guys idiots? Armor made out of gold is useless! Why not wear cheese instead you twats! "Shut the fuck up you crayola unicorn! Can't you see I'm fucking busy? Bugger off you cunt!" I screamed back at him with all the toxicity I learned from my young years.
After I said that all of those guard ponies took a step back in shock from the tone of my voice and how many times I cursed, lady-like eh? After he got back to his senses he seemed to get angry and shouted at the other golden idiots to capture us. But as they started to move I aimed the revolver at the head of the unicorn in golden armor to give him a quick death, but as I wanted to press the trigger the god damn spider bitch tightened her hug and got a defensive stance while saying something that I didn't understand because I was trying to kill that guy but this bitch makes me miss and shoot in the air because of the pressure of the hug.
The sound of the revolver made everyone stop and look at me shocked while the spider pony still didn't let me go, god dammit! "Are you going to let me go already?" I asked the spider-pony, hmm I need to ask for her name, calling her spider pony is to long.
"Hehe sorry." She said as she gently let me go. As I was finally free I looked at the surrounding guards as the looked a little scared, then out of the sky a dead crow fell on the head of a guard knocking him out. "What the!?-" The leading guard said, but was interrupted by my voice: "Fast, this way!" I said as I took the spider's hand and pulled her in the direction of the fallen guard that was making an opening in their formation.
The leading guard couldn't react in time and screamed after a few seconds at his "soldiers". "Don't let them escape!" As the guards started running I turned my head back, and quickly shot the leaders leg with my revolver, I didn't killed him because if I get caught I won't be charged as much as I would if I killed him.
"AGHH!" His scream stopped the rest of the guards as they looked at their captain as my shot landed in his upper front leg, making a hole in the armor like it was nothing, because it was a shit armor. As blood started coming from the wound the others searched for a medic but he shouted at them. "Leave me, go after them before they escape!" But before the guards could do anything we were gone, so they decided to get the leader at the infirmary.
In a dark alley:
I was breathing heavily as we hid in a dark alley. Looking back I saw that we weren't followed, the moment I realized that, I sat down exhausted. Seeing this the spider pony moved closer and started petting my hair. "It's ok now dear, we're good now." She said with a small smile. "Oh and sorry about all that thing with hugging you and scaring you, I was just so excited to find someone as cute as you. So let's start this over, my name is Kimo!"
Looking at her soft and cute smile I decided to trust her a little. "Fine...my name, is Jinx." I told her the name that I was given in the other world. "Anyway, do you have any idea what the hell are we supposed to do now? You know, since because of you my lab exploded." My voice having a hint of anger.
"Hehehe well, there could be something, hehehe." She started a kinda creepy laugh as she got closer and closer to me. 'Oh fuck, I knew I shouldn't trust her!' I tried to run but I tripped on a web placed by her as she started covering my body in her web, the silky web felt kinda nice, well exept that I'm covered like a mummy, is kinda nice. The only problem I had is that I couldn't hear shit as I felt that we started moving, but without seeing the time passed a little quicker, but I had no clue to where we were.
Then I heard her voice. "Don't worry I won't hurt you, I will just bring you back to my hotel room from the castle since I'm a guest there. Oh I forgot to tell you, I'm the Queen of Spiders, maybe you noticed that my name comes from the word spider, didn't you, hehe?" 'Why does this always happen to me?' 'Because you're mean!''Shut the hell up!'
~Jinx's mind~ 'So as you guys remember (or not because the author is to occupied to play League of legends instead of posting this chapter), we found out that Kimo was actually the queen of spiders! Weird huh? Anyway, in other words, we got into the guest room that she was staying in and after the rulers of this place found out what happen with the captain and the rest of the guards we have been called to meet them, this will be fun!' (Psycho)
'Would you shut the fuck up!? And who the hell are you talking to!? There's no one else here beside you and me who can hear you!' (???)
'D'aww, you don't have to be so mean Lucy!' (Psycho)
'.....you know I hate it when you call me by my name...' (Lucy)
'Why not? It's cute! And do you know what it will be more cute? If you called me by the name those guys from Plitover gave me!' (Pshyco?)
'Whatever Jinx... YOU CAN EAT SHIT AND DIE!' (Lucy)
'Yay!' (Jinx)
'I'll go make sure the others don't get out and make this place even more annoying' (Lucy)
Jinx turns to a random direction and starts talking again. 'Anyway let's continue with the talk! So after we got to the castle, we were welcomed into it, and then we were sent to the trone room to talk with the rulers! Oh hey it's starting!' (Jinx)
-Outside the castle, before the explosion-
This has been a wonderful day for Celestia, the nobles didn't complain and Twilight had came to have a picnic, since she was free and decided she wanted to spend some time with her mentor. This would have been better if her sister wasn't still sleeping.
"This is such a nice day princess, I'm really happy I got to spend some time with you!" Twilight said with a big smile while looking at Celestia.
"Ah, this is nothing dear Twilight, I'm also happy that we got to spend time together." Celestia replied with a small giggle.
Then, exactly when everyone was relaxed and let their guard down: "KA-BOOM" an explosion was heard from outside the castle as black smoke appeared in the sky, destroying it's beautiful blue color. Twilight and the princesses hurried to the scene, but when they got there all they saw was a group of guards carrying Shining Armor coming from a huge crater.
"Shining!!" Twilight called for her brother as she ran to him as fast as she could. When she got close enough she saw the blood and the hole in her brother's front hoof. "Shining, what happen?"
"He got hit by a weird weapon a creature had. Luckily we can save his hoof." One of the guards that was coming from the scene told Twilight.
"Can you tell me how that creature looked like?" Celestia asked the guard in a curious tone.
"Well actually, there were 2 creatures. One of them had a spider body for it's lower half and the upper part looked like a pony's body but with a large chest similar with a minotaur, and it' height was quite tall, taller than you princess. The other creature, unlike the other, was way smaller. Around 5 feet and it looked far more fragile, it's body was ape-like, but without fur. It had blue hair with pink eyes and it wore a lab coat." The guard answered calmly to the princess. The princesses eyes widen as she muttered: "No way she's here..."
"Princess, do you know the creatures?" Asked Twlight while tilting her head in curiosity.
"*Sigh* Actually yes, I know one of the creatures. The one with the lower body of a spider is the queen of spiders. Her name is Kimo, she belongs to a species that lives far away from here outside of the places from maps, the arachnids. A species unknown to us, and I found out about them from a meting with the zebras which Kimo happen to be at. I wanted to be on good terms with them." Celestia explained to Twilight.
"But why did you wanted to be on good terms with her?" Asked a confused Twilight.
"Because they are a carnivorous species, and she is the queen of all of the individuals from her species. And unlike her, the others from her species don't have any pony parts and are huge diversity of spiders. All of them are extremely dangerous because of the queen's ability to form an army in a few weeks from nothing." Celestia said with a concerned voice.
"What do you mean?" Twilight asked
"She has an special spell named 'spawn' that let's her to create an spider egg at the cost of a little magical power, also she can clone herself." Celestia responded, but before Twilight could say something else, a guard came running from the direction of the castle and told Celestia that someone came to visit her.
~Canterlot throne room~
All the guards in the throne room looked nervous, scared or even angry because there where two guests that none of them knew about, and the smaller creature's behavior didn't help at all since it just ignored the guards and when one of the guards, named Steel Wall, a massive earth pony with a brown main, grey fur and yellow eyes whose occupation is acting as a tank in battles threatened the smaller and more fragile looking creature with blue hair to show more respect it's response was using some kind of magic weapon to hit Steel's leg making it useless.
The guard was transported to the hospital while another guard named Golden Soul calmed 'her' down. Golden Soul was a unicorn stallion with white hair, golden fur and blue eyes, his job is to take care of the victims from crimes or monster attacks instead of defending or attacking up front, thus his body being weaker then other guards.
While all this happen the other mysterious guest was playing with a big white spider that had some red lines on his feet and abdomen while his body was covered in white hair that looked really fluffy and attracting attention to it's blood red eyes.
While Golden Soul was calming the smaller creature he ended up giving both of them cheese cake and green tea. While he was giving the guests those items a white light appeared in the middle of the room, and with them Princess Celestia and the Element of Magic, Twilight. After she arrived, the guards got the explanation behind the appearance of the 2 'guests'.
After they heard this one of the guards spoke: "We're sorry princess but captain Steel Wall threaten the smaller one and , after he got hit with a magic weapon, got sent to the hospital and Golden soul was forced to try and calm it before we had more casualties."
"I understand, but right now I need all of you, except Golden Soul, to get back to your posts and leave this situation to me." Celestia said this while she looked back at the duo.
"Yes your majesty." The guard responded and made a gesture with his hoof and all the guards, except Golden Soul, left the room to get to their usual posts.
"Ahem, well then Kimo I am glad to see that you managed to come here, but I didn't knew that you would bring someone else too. So could you please tell me who is she?" Celestia said as she pointed at the psychotic human.
"Oh she is my new maid. Her name is Jinx and she is the most adorable thing i ever saw." Kimo responded as she picked Jinx up and hugged the human to her chest.
"Wait I never said anything about being a maid." Jinx whispered as she had an annoyed expresion on her face.
"That or maybe I will use you to help breed my kin." Kimo whispered back with a big smile that looked creepy in Jinx's eyes and she quickly nodded her head with a scared expression.
"Oh alright then, but why did she hurt the captain of the guards?" Celestia's voice was full of concern.
"Oh she was just over protective. Anyway could you show us our room I am tired from our journey." Kimo said with a smile as she was hugging Jinx.
"Oh of course, Soul get them to their rooms." Celestia said in a soft voice.
"Yes your majesty." Soul answered with a bow as he took the duo the their room.
When they arrived in their room Jinx found her new 'work clothes' , and she wasn't happy.
This was the start of a wonderful day. And because of what happen yesterday all that was left to do was make sure to not start a war with the spider queen. 'Maybe I should call Twilight and her friends to help form a good relationship between our countries.' And with that thought in mind Celestia started writing a letter to her student, but stopped when she heard a scream. "What was that?" She asked out loud, but in the end she ignored it thinking it was her imagination.
Meanwhile, at the location of that scream the spider queen is seen with her 'maid'.
"C'mon you have to do your job~" Kimo said as she was trying to make her 'maid' change into a new outfit. The new outfit being a pink playboy bunny outfit.
"I said no! So how about you FUCK OFF!?" Jinx responded with annoyance as she was pushing Kimo away from her.
As Jinx was struggling she managed to slip away from Kimo's grip and started running to the door and left as fast as possible. The next scene was of her being followed trough the castle halls by Kimo while trowing paintings, vases and armors in front of her pursuer in an attempt of slowing her down.
"No~ Don't run away from me!" Kimo said as she dodged the objects I trow at her.
"Leave me aloneee!" Her speed was increasing within seconds until she couldn't run any faster.
Jinx's POV:
'This spider doesn't know when to quit does she?' Seeing that trowing objects at her don't slow her down I grit my teeth with annoyance. Around a corner I saw a maid cleaning and an idea flashed in my head. When I got close to the maid I grabbed her by the middle and towed her into Kimo. I could hear her scream as she was getting closer to the ground but she got caught by Kimo instead.
When I saw that Kimo stopped to catch the maid a smile appeared on my face as I chuckled quietly. But because of the speed that I was going I crashed into a group of ponies. And god, it hurt as hell.
When I opened my eyes all I could see was something pink in my face that smells like cotton candy. While I was wondering what was in my face I heard some female voices moan from the pain, then a voice with an annoying country accent, that was making me want to strangle her, started talking. "What the hay hit us?"
So as the good person I was I kicked her in the face, then ran again because that spider bitch is still behind me. 'Why did you kick that person's face?''Because she had an annoying accent. And she should be happy I didn't want to use my revolver instead.' But while Jinx was running from her pursuer, spider queen, the elements were left behind wondering who could be so rude.
-An hour later-
'God I think I got rid of her.' Right as I said that someone hugged me from behind. 'Nope, she is right behind us.''God fucking dammit!'
"Found you love~ Come on we need to get to the meting!" Kimo said as she cheerfully took away the annoyed 'maid'.
Meanwhile at the throne room 7 ponies were waiting for the new guest and her servant.
"Princess can you tell us who are we waiting for?" Twilight said as she was confused because she didn't get an explanation of why they were called here.
"Yeah, why are we here anyway? Who cares about a random pony who is visiting or something?" Rainbow Dash said as she was flying around in circles with a very bored expression on her face.
"The reason of why I called you here is because the guest isn't a pony, but the spider queen Kimo. And we need to obtain friendly relations with her because of the gigantic war potential she has." Celestia answered in a calm tone as she was drinking from her tea.
"S-Spider queen!?" All the elements said at the same time with shocked expressions. At that time princess Luna entered trough the door.
"Oh am I late? Or did Kimo not make her appearance yet?" Luna asked with a hint of wonder in her words.
"Oh sister, I'm glad that you are here. Kimo didn't made her entrance yet so you arrived at a good time. Come, have some tea while we wait." Celestia suggested and Luna quickly accepted the tea.
"B-but princess! Why didn't you told us such an important thing earlier!? This is very important! What if she is actually evil and is planning for this meting to be a trap!?" Twilight said in a very scared and paranoid tone.
"Twilight please, this is very important, so please don't exaggerate, she may be a little scary but she isn't that bad of a pony." Just as Celestia said those words, a stupidly long and loud knock on the door was heard and right after it the door opened.
From that door emerged a half pony half spider hybrid, with the lower body of a spider and the upper body of a minotaur but with a pony head instead of a bull's. (This is something close on what I mean by half spider hybrid, just imagine instead of the human parts there is anthropologic pony instead (Editor's note: An arachnid, it's a god damn arachnid)
And behind her a comparatively small (A normal pony is pretty much up to her chest, since jinx is a small person) with no fur, a pale skin that is marked with some sort of images of clouds. Her hair was a neon blue that was tied in two tails that were carefully made and with bright pink eyes. All those things and the fact that she was wearing a maid's outfit ment that she was a servant. (Pretty much how she is dressed like, btw I don't own the image so don't complain about it)
Then the moment they entered, everyone went silent and thus the meting has begun.
A small house somewhere in the world had it's lights on while the snow was covering the world, you could even hear the children singing songs for their favorite holiday. This wonderful atmosphere made everyone happy. This time of the year when peace is everywh-
"Why the hell are you playing with my equipment you moron!?" (Lucy) You don't have to be so harsh with her, you ruined the atmosphere I was trying to make.
"Yeah mister narrator was trying to make everyone happy! You don't have to be so rude." (Jinx) Thank you Jinx. As I was saying, everything was peaceful except one house.
Inside that house were 4 girls. The first one had the atmosphere of a veteran of war around her, she had red eyes with blonde hair. (Lucy) (An image close to her looks.) The second one had eyes that reeked of demon power. (Jinx) The third one looked really confident and calm as she was working on a weapon. (Miki) (A new personality that you will see in the story as well) And the last one was quiet and with an adorable face that can melt your hearth. (Lia) (This is a little spoiler, but this is how the first personality looks like, very cute and pure)
This was a pretty normal thing for them, since even the neighbors got used to the commotion. Well it can't be helped since there is someone with complete discipline that loves order in the same house as a psychopath that only cares about bringing death and destruction everywhere.
Well there was also Miki, who was ignoring the duo as she was working on a new prototype for a weapon, but also at the same time having a conversation with Lia.
"So you still didn't find anyone you like?" Miki said with a knowing smile.
"It's really not my fault, I can't find anyone that can understand me..." Lia said in an almost depressed voice.
"Well duh, you didn't tell anyone about what happen, but that is not important. Don't work yourself over something like this, you have a lot of time to find someone you love, and when you do, you will feel happiness again." As Miki said those words Lia hugged her as she had a sad smile on her gorgeous face.
Meanwhile the duo was still fighting over useless matters.
"OK! Please pay attention everyone!" A quiet and angelic-like voice was heard from the mouth of Lia. And weirdly, everyone stopped what they were doing and payed attention, just like they were told. "For this Christmas I was thinking we should do something that could make our bond stronger, do any of you have any suggestions?"
"Well we could make a 'Who kills the most people' competition!" Jinx said with a weirdly innocent looking smile for someone who wanted to see who can kill more people.
"First of all you are stupid, second of all you are a moron, and third of all, you are mentally disabled." Lucy said in a raspy voice as she barked at Jinx. "What I think we should do is to decide on our course of actions in the upcoming war."
"You think too much of work Lucy! You need to relax. What about a weapon building competition? And we can test them too!" Miki told the others with a smirk on her face.
Then a quiet and sweet voice suggested the next activity: "What if we make a gingerbread building competition? This way we can all make the gingerbread structures how we want and we don't have to cooperate with each other that much. Plus it offers us an opportunity to know each other more depending on what type of gingerbread house we make! What do you girls think?" Lia said with a hearth melting smile that would make you kill an entire army then have to be the one who transforms that smile upside down.
While looking at each other and nodded in agreement. That fact made Lia smile even more brightly because they could finally behave like a big family instead of fighting all the time.
At first they gathered the ingredients, this was the easiest part. Then after they all made the foundation they all started building their own gingerbread house. Normally you would think that they would be similar. Normally. But to bad the ones that are making the houses are all anything but normal!
First let's go to Jinx. She was making a pretty interesting 'house'. Well it's more like a amusement park with gingerbread animals and people on rides that for some reason work. Her creation even had shops where little gingerbread people worked at and served miniature foods and drinks, she even build tiny toys. That and some animals that were kept in a petting zoo. I still wonder how did she made them all move using just food...
On the other side, Lucy was building something that reminded yer of the past. She was building a military camp. On the camp she had small soldiers at posts, small guns and uniforms each different depending on what rank they had. There were also a small prison with inmates as well as guards. Most interesting thing is that she made airplanes and tanks that shoot sweets, and she even filled the gingerbread men with some sweets that looked in a way like organs, like strawberries, blueberries and grapes.
As for Miki, she was building what she always builds... a god damn gun... again. Ugh do I really have to describe every single thing? "Yes you do!" (Jinx) Fine... The gun was made by using gingerbread to cover the other parts. Inside the 'gun' there were parts made by using sugar, liquor and jelly. As for the stock, it was filled with small candy canes. As for it's looks, it had the look at a desert eagle made out of candy.
And at last, Lia's was made like a cat. It had green eyes made out of lollipop heads, it's nose was made out of a blackberry, and it had stripes made out of cream and a small crown made out of yellow rock candy. Also it had candy canes for wishers, and as for the tail it was made out of liquor. The most interesting thing was that instead of being like a gingerbread man it was made in 3-D and it looked exactly like a real cat.
After all of them finished they compared their works and asked about each others works and choose the winner. And the winner was-uhh, wait. Owl? Why isn't in the script the winner?
"What ya' mean?" (Owl) What do you mean by that!? The rest of the script is blank! Are you blind? "Oh that? I wanted to let the the readers choose who is the winner." (Owl) And why the fuck didn't you tell me earlier!? "Because I wanted it to be a surprise!" (Owl) You don't have to write everything that has to do with the story... "Yeah I do." (Owl) Wait... is that weed in your hand? "What do you mean?" (Owl) God dammit... your high again... Sorry reader, the author is a moron, so write in the comments who do you think won. Until then, happy Christmas! *and with that the transparent humanoid disappeared once he said that sentence*
The 6 ponies, along with the princesses were looking at the new arrivals with different emotions. The princesses were nervous, Twilight was curious, Applejack swore that the human was the one who bumped into them, Rainbow was looking suspiciously at the guests, Rarity was looking at their clothing and was having a new line of clothes in mind, Pinkie was excited, Fluttershy was scared, like always, and Spike was confused.
On the other end there was Lucy who just wanted to get out of here and find a way to get rid of Jinx, Jinx was exited like Pinkie, and Kimo was analyzing everyone thinking of ahem, 'new techniques'. (A.K.A. Bondage)
They all looked at each other until someone broke the silence. "Soooooo, can I leave now?" Lucy said in a hopeful tone, since she wasn't really in the mood for meting new people. That and she was hoping to find a way to separate from Jinx, so she wouldn't have to deal with her anymore.
"Nope~ You have to meet everyone first! Then, maybe you can leave." Kimo said in a sing-like tone, that only made Lucy more annoyed and Jinx more happy, which in response annoyed Lucy even more.
"Ahem! So to begin this meting, I can only say welcome to you and your servant Kimo." Celestia said with a smile on her face. "What is her name anyway?" She asked again curiously.
"Oh she's Jinx or Lucy, she calls herself by both names depending on her mood." Kimo responded with a silly tone.
"First of all I am Lucy and the idiot who keeps annoying me is Jinx!" Lucy said with an annoyed tone as she was at the time still listening to Jinx's ideas, which irritated her.
After those words were said everypony was looking at her with a question mark over their head and said all in union: "What?"
'Ops. I think that reaction was inevitable. I'm not sure if I can get trough this without giving them important information. Ugh I can't believe I let such a thing slip from me, the time I spent in imprisonment really affected me huh?'
'Yep, that changed me too Lucy! But I think Miki was influencing us as well. But don't worry, I will go back to how I behave normally soon!'
'Oh god... I don't want that day to happen anytime soon, I think I'm starting to become more like you. I think I have to torture someone so I can feel better.'
"Umm could you tell us what do you mean by what you said earlier?" Celestia asked in a very curious tone.
"It's too complicated to explain at the moment, and if I had to explain right now I'll take too long and I'll get annoyed, and trust me, if I get annoyed not everyone will come out unharmed." Lucy who was controlling the body for the moment said in a very threatening tone as her eyes became red for a second.
"Just leave her alone, she is just grumpy in the morning," Kimo said as she picked the human and started holding her like a child while holding her head in her chest, which for some reason calmed her down. 'Mhmmm it's so soft here...I'm feeling sleepy..zzZzzz...' And like that Lucy and Jinx fell asleep with the magical power of breasts.
"See? I told you that she is harmless!" Kimo said as she was stroking the blue-haired girl.
"If you say so, but let's get to the reason why you are here." Celestia said with a polite smile. "As for our agreement, I was wondering if we could make some changes. And by the way, tea?" She continued as she offered Kimo tea.
"Princess, what agreement are you talking about?" Twilight asked in a very confused tone.
"Well Twilight, we are talking about the agreement where we will let Queen Kimo stay at our castle and allow her to build a nest nearby." Celestia answered her beloved student with a smile, while at the same time confusing her.
"But why?" She asked again looking a little scared as she sneaked a look at the spider queen.
"Well, there are different reasons little pony." Kimo told her in a more serious tone then the normal one. "One of the reasons is that due to numerous events, like some fights with the dragons and the northern ice giants my nest got destroyed, alongside with my servants. So I asked your princess for help, and in exchange I will make with her something like a promise for aid and protection in time of need, and I am petty confident in my and my children's abilities to protect and have a big impact in any fight." She continued in a confident tone as she smiled, even trough she didn't mean anything bad, that didn't change the fact that her smile was extremely creepy. And that smile made the ponies shut up and forget their questions out of fear. Of course, Kimo doesn't realize that she has a fearsome aura, so she thought that they had no other questions.
~Meanwhile in the human's head~
'Can you stop trying to take control of the body!?' Lucy's form punched Jinx's.
'But it's my turn!' Of course while their body was sleeping those 2 were fighting, again. But this time, while they were occupied fighting each other, they didn't see someone else taking control of the body, and that person was Miki.
~Outside, in the real world~
Miki opened her eyes, she felt for the first time in a long time the feel of a body. Looking around she soon realized that some kind of pact was made between a pony and a spider pony of some sorts. The weird part was that she understood their language, for some reason she didn't knew. At the same time she saw her position in the spider-pony's chest. Slowly getting out of her grasp she slipped away and started to move carefully out of the room they were in. Soon she was found analyzing different things, for example the weird architecture that was more for beauty instead of a proper defense for a castle, the materials that made the castle were also just to easy to be destroyed, offering so little protection. The weird part was that no one realized that she was missing.
Even if she payed a lot of attention to her surroundings, she still didn't realize that she was dressed in a maid outfit. But after a while she soon found the exit. Outside the castle there were a multitude of ponies walking around the city. Being curious about their weapons she started searching for the barracks. Weirdly enough, no one saw her sneaking around. Soon she found what she was searching for, a building of a pretty large scale, making her way inside she found something she found disappointing, she found plain melee weapons, like swords, spears and maces. But she found something that could be useful, materials. And so she 'borrowed' some minerals and walked out of the barracks and continued her exploration of the city.
~Miki's POV~
'This city is pretty big, but nothing to impressive. But I have to admit, it's really clean here, those guys must be really good at managing the trash.' I thought as I was walking in some complex of narrow alleys.
As I was walking around, trying to avoid guards and civilians, I was focused on weird architecture and making a mental map of the city in case I need it. But then I realized what I was wearing. 'Wait, why am I wearing this? I'm curious but I don't really want to ask those 2 what happen.' Then I felt something cold and hard in under my skirt. Lifting the skirt a little in saw that it was a revolver with some bullets for it attached to a leather belt. 'Oooh what's this? Looking more closely I saw that it had a pretty interesting design, and the bullets had some kind of magic in them. I wonder how did Lucy made this, she didn't seem to be familiar with magic, interesting...' After examining it for a few more seconds I pit it back in it's slot on the belt and continued my walk around the alleys.
'To be honest, I thought that this would be more interesting... but everything is so plain, no murder, no rape, no theft, nothing.' But then when I turned around a corner I saw something brutal, there was a crow eating a cookie. What? Did you really thought something interesting would happen? Nope! It's just plain and boring pace. 'I really hate pace, I barely make money in times of pace, do you know how hard it is to sell weapons in times of pace?'
~Back to the ponies and the spider queen~
"Umm Kimo? Where is your maid?" Celestia asked the spider queen.
At that question her eyes widen as she said: "I'll go search for her if you excuse me- I'll be right back!"
~Back to Miki~
Then as I stepped in a more wide area I felt a presence above me, and in those times only one word came out of my mouth:"Shit!" And so I was caught by Kimo the spider queen and carried back to the palace.
~Back to the ponies"
While the ponies where still wondering what happen, Kimo already appeared with the human on her shoulder, then she took their attention when she spoke. "And I'm back, sorry to interrupt~"
"It's fine, I guess. Well now I think the contract is done, now do you mind the elements and us to be asking some questions?" Celestia replied in her usual motherly tone.
"Of course I don't mind, ask anything you want." Kimo said with a grin that showed her sharp and long canines.
"I don't want to sound rude, but what species are you?" Twilight asked as she was looking at Lucy.
"I'm a human, something like the evolution of an ape." Miki explained with a small smile while she was inspecting her weapon.
"Hooman? I never heard of that species before." Twilight continued as she looked confused.
"It's human, and that doesn't matter right now since it's a long story and you probably aren't the only one with a question." At her response Twilight blushed and said in a small voice an apology.
"Soooooo, you're an animal?" Rainbow Dash said in a bored tone.
"RAINBOW!" Twilight screamed at the rudeness of her friend. And she only got angrier when Rainbow was laughing.
"If she is an animal can I take care of her along with my other animals?" Fluttershy said in a quiet and innocent sounding voice. But when she realised what she said so wore a huge blush on her face as she said a really quiet sorry and tried to hide behind her mane.
"Sorry, I wish I could give her to you since you are so cute, but she is mine for the moment." Kimo said with a grin on her face as she hugged the human tighter.
"First of all, I am not a stupid animal, so stop acting like I'm some kind of cat that you can give to anyone you feel like. Second of all if that pegasi doesn't shut up I will shoot her." Miki said while pulling out the revolver that Lucy made. Even trough it was made in a short time it still had the power to kill someone.
"The hay is that?" Rainbow asked while pointing at the revolver.
"In simple terms, is a weapon that shoots magical empowered metal rounds at an incredible speed at a location and with a high penetration capabilities. It is capable of killing someone, but it still has a relatively small power." She explained quickly as she was still looking over the weapon to search for anything that could produce an incident. After that the ponies shivered a little then continued with their questions.
"You have pretty eyes." Fluttershy said still trying to hide behind her main. 'Does she realize we can still see her right? But I apreciate the compliment, since Lia got her eyes from me.' "Thank you."
"Is everyone In your species look like you?" Twilight asked curiously while writing notes in a notebook.
"Well, not really, normally they are taller then me. I have a really small size for a human." Miki responded to her question as she yawned out of boredom.
~Many boring questions, that are always asked and that I'm too lazy to write, later~
After the long session of questions Kimo left together with her 'maid' to their room and quickly fell asleep with the human hugged tightly to her chest. But as soon as Kimo saw that the Spider Queen was asleep she slipped from her grasp and put a pillow in her place just in case. Walked trough the dark room to the window, that when she got close she tried to open and succeeded in doing so, and with no fear she climes down trough the window and slowly got to the ground. When her foot touched the ground, behind her multiple cards appeared on the ground forming a circle and man appeared and said this in a deep voice before he disappeared with her. "Can I borrow you for a second? K, thanks!"
Miki's POV~ "I'm back!" The man who grabbed me said as I hit him with my elbow to get out of his grasp.
"What the hell?! How the hell did you got here?" I scream at the strange man as I got on the ground.
"Calm down! Don't you remember your old buddy TF?" He said as I start to take a better look at his face, and I soon realise who he was, Tobias Foxtrot, also known as Twisted Fate, The Card Master.
"Tobias?! How the hell did you got here?" I said in a confused tone.
"Oh silly Jinxy! We're not where you think you are! I teleported with you to my version of Equestria!" He explained to me as I was still confused.
"What do you mean by your version?" At my confusion he made a weird face.
"Ah just some complicated space magic shit. Multiple Equestrias, some different from each other. Where some random people are trown into." He said again, not actually being useful, annnd he made that weird face again.
"How do you know that?" I ask him since I'm not sure how he knows anything related to space magic.
"Magic.". He then makes a card appear in his hand and shows it to me. Weirdly the card he made appear had my daughter's face, at the moment my face, on it.
"What's with that expression?" I ask since he's expression tells me that he is wondering about something.
"Oh nothing, I just thought you were acting different from the usual crazy killy killy Jinx." OOOoooh.... I forgot he doesn't know what happen, well it explains his confusion at least.
"That's because I am technically not Jinx. Right now at least." I explain calmly
"What the fuck do you mean by that?" Mhm, this is complicated to explain.
"Well... it's a long story." I said, looking away trying to avoid answering
"I have time." He smiled, man he was handsome, to bad I'm in my daughter's body, dammit.
"Ugh fine. It's not my fault if you don't believe me." I sighs. "First of all this body isn't mine or Jinx's, this is the body of my daughter, Lia. My name is Miki and at the moment there are 4 different people in this body." I try to explain at the best of my abilities.
"I don't get it." He said with a dumb look on his face as I deadpanned. "So what you are trying to tell me is that there are 4 people in the same body?" At least he got it right.
"Yep, pretty much." I say in a bored voice.
"So... are you 4 having an orgi from time to time?" Yeah, more like a wrestling match.
"~sigh~ Why the fuck would I want to have an orgi with my daughter? With Lucy yes, but not with Jinx and my daughter." I admitted.
"Can you invite me too if you decide to have an orgi?" I wouldn't mind that but there is a problem, isn't he in a relationship with that Evelynn?
"Aren't you with Evelynn? You broke up or what?" I tilted my head after those words.
"Nah we didn't broke up! She dumped me! Aaaaand I'm depressed now... Sigh..." Now he looks sad.
"Meh, I always hated her. Since I met her when I was still in my original body, damn bitch tried to steal from me until i pulled out a super shotgun and screamed at her, and when she became invisible, so i just put some termovision glasses and shot her anyway." I said as I feel my anger rising, I hated her.
"I liked her though... that explains the scar... she was still really cute..." Yeah maybe, but she still tried to steal from me! And no one get's away with that!.
"So did you got who you wanted- Oh hello there!" Discord pops his head from the tent.
"What the hell? Aren't you supposed to be in stone?" I was really confused at his appearance since he normally should be in stone.
"Oh no! Twisted Fate got me out by throwing a weird card in my face." What? That doesn't make any sense.
"I am pretty sure you were still in stone when Tobias got me here. Oh wait never mind multiple Equestrias." I realized last second.
"Tobias?" Discord asked tilting his head in confusion.
"God dammit Miki... It's my real name, I'm Tobias Foxtrot, Twisted Fate is my alias." He explains to the chaos creature.
"Why didn't you tell me your real name then?" He said looking hurt.
"Cuz I wasn't sure if I could trust you." Tobias answered in a obvious tone.
"Fineeee... I go work on the effects." He then left and walked into the tent.
"So why did you got me here?" I asked, a little confused.
"Oh I need some help with my show. How about it?" I wouldn't mind so, why not?
"Sure I guess? Better than walking around in the night, but in exchange you will be indebted to me with a favor. Deal?" I ask him since he could be of use.
"Eh sure. If you ever need me, here." He throws me a card which I catches. "When you want my help just pull out the card and say 'Twisted Fate! I choose you!' or some shit like that. Or I'll just appear randomly when you're taking a shower or when I'm bored" that may help, or make things worst.
"~sigh~ Not like it's the first time that happens." I say remembering some old times in the past.
"Aww you're no fun~". He looks disappointed for some reason.
"Because i got chased around and treated like a body pillow by a spider-pony hybrid all day..." I probably looked like I'd been to Hell and back 10 times, don't I?
"That sounds really fun! Wanna swap places?" He said with a annoying shit eating grin.
"You realize she's into S&M right?" I said trying to make him back down.
"Eh... so the same shit with Evelynn. Not much difference." No success.
"Mhm... i have more reasons to dislike her now..." I continued.
"Aww c'mon she wasn't that bad!" He replied while I was getting annoyed.
"Yes. Yes she was." Stop it!
"Ya're just being a little butt hurt that's all!" He said while petting my head with a smile.
"No, she was annoying, really annoying with that invisible bullshit, i would love to see how she looks like trying to go invisible trough a crowd with those tits, who the fuck needs 2 huge bags of fat on your chest dangling around." I answer annoyed.
"Ya're just jealous that you're flat as a board. But don't worry your ass makes up for it more than enough!" I'll kill him if he continues.
"You really are getting on my nerves you know?" I said making my anger known.
"So ya' gonna become like Tryndamere?" Who's he talking about?
"Who's Tryndamere?" I make my confusion known.
"The guy who acts like an enraged gorilla when he's angry." I still don't know what he's talking about.
"Yep, never hear of him." Just tell me who he is ffs.
"The husband of Ashe." ANSWER PROPERTY GOD DAMMIT.
"I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about." I'm getting annoyed with this stupid thing.
"Fuck it! Anyway here's what ya' gotta help me with! Put this on!" He said as he gave me a weird costume. "Huh... I thought you'd make me wear a playboy bunny outfit..." I say with a hint of surprise.
"We'll do that later, now we gotta show those ponies what a true show looks like!" He screams to the air while getting into a weird pose.
"Whatever you say. If you try to peek I'll shoot your dick off. I don't care if you see me naked but I won't let you see my daughter's naked body." I say while walking into a tent to change my clothes.
"HEY MIKI! FORGOT TO TELL YA TO SWITCH TO JINX IF POSSIBLE!" I heard him scream as I screamed back an "ok".
~At the time of the show~
I gave control of the body to Jinx as Discord transformed us into ponies. As Jinx took control they started to do numerous magic tricks while using her as an assistant, after the magic tricks I saw that Jinx wanted some spotlight. And she got it after she went and did her own trick, she walked on a rope while using her twin tails as legs, to be honest we almost fell and killed our self, but after numerous other things Tobias started talking and transformed us back into our normal bodies and I could hear complains from the ponies that all their money disappeared, smooth move Toby. After that Discord teleported us.
Jinx, Tobias and Discord appeared in a cave laughing our asses off. "Weeeee~ That was fun!" Jinx said giggling like crazy. Then I went back in charge as I trowed Jinx unconscious.
"Yup! Anyway~ Thanks for helping! Do you want me to send you back?" He asked as she was looking at me and getting really close to my face.
"Nah, can I stay longer since I don't really have anything to do?" I said while tilting my head.
"Eh sure, why not? Wanna have some fun?" He said as he tipped his hat.
"Sure." I said with in a soft voice.
"But after it ya'll have to go back, cuz I have to finally go meet with a certain princess and ask her she she wants to be my pet." He said like a he was about to adopt a dog.
"Do you think I want to go back to a S&M loving spider queen? And why do that?" I remember some of the times Lucy had to deal with her.
"Cuz she's cute, and you have no choice, I can't keep you around all the time, unless you also want to be my pet." He said as he looked at me with one of his smiles, won't work on me tho.
"Not in a thousand years." I said with a deadpan expression.
"Whatever ya' say~" He said carelessly.
"Also won't you get caught?" I said a little worried, not really wanting him to die before I get to use my favor.
"Nah! There's no way those idiots have a chance to catch me! If they do I'll just teleport away! And it's not like Graves can find me here! I'm in another god damn dimension! He can't get here!" He said as if talking about the imposible, but I think he misses something.
"Are you sure about that?" I say as I remember that man, I still remember how I made his gun, ah old times.
"Yeah I'm sure! If, by some chance, he somehow gets here, I'll come to your world, become your slave and do whatever you ask me to do for an entire week!" He said with a mocking tone, that's not a god idea buddy, you are mocking the universe! And you are going to have a bad time.
"I am looking forward to that." I said with a cocky grin.
"Pff like that will ever happen!" Tobias said while laughing. He then sent me home after drinking some tea together and chatting.
As I got back in my world, I noticed that not much time has passed, around an hour or so. I quickly started moving, just in case Kimo notices my absence. I made my way at the edge of the mountain and started climbing down, I know there is a cave down there since I overheard some guards talking about how dangerous it is. I only need the space and a pickax, luckily I found one around the cave, so I took it.
But there is one thing that I should do, paint the whole city in grey and black so I feel like home, oh and maybe throw some acid around the place! That will probably make this place look a lot like home. As my feet touched the ground, this time no one teleported behind me, I started entering the large cave. The cave wasn't anything too bad, a little creepy, but there is no reason to not explore it. Eh, their loss, my win.
I was walking slowly and carefully, just in case there where some snakes or someone here, but I doubt anyone would be here since the ponies seem scared of this place. It was extremely dark, but my eyes started to adjust to the dark, it wasn't a lot, but now I could see where I was going. 'I regret not getting a torch or something.'
After an hour of walking I came across a dead end, but when I got closer I saw that the wall was full of minerals and precious gems. 'Those could be useful.' I tough as I started to mine a little bit in the mountain, it will take a while, but I will make my shop here sooner or later.
The days started to go by, at day I was around Kimo and just slept most of time, and the rest of the time steal items that looked useful. At night however, I went in the cave, mined and started to make a small makeshift workshop of some sort. It wasn't much, being built in a week, it had a table made out of white birch wood, a small chair made out of the same wood, a small forge made out of black Iron, a very powerful material mind you, multiple chests and crates for storing minerals and stolen things, and at last, a small hole filled with water to cool down the pieces from the forge.
Interesting enough, no one was even close to finding out this small workshop, but I didn't manage to make anything in particular. So I decided that I should try to reopen my business in making guns. People say that I have an obsession with guns, but I don't think it's true. OK, maybe I named my daughter after my best gun that I built, but that's different... ok I have a problem.
Sitting down on the floor next to the forge I started putting some iron in the forge so it could be made into different parts for a shotgun. The design I had in mind was one that could use scraps like bullets. That type of shotgun could be really useful since I would have a lot of useless scrap laying around, so why not make a use of it?
I was looking in the flames as the iron started to melt. As I looked in the flames I could see my memories flash in front of my eyes, but not any memories, but memories of my daughter. I actually hope that she'll come and talk to me... I miss you Lia... After a few second I shook my head and started to focus on making guns.
Time went really fast, I barely noticed that I already made pieces for 3 different models, the scrap shotgun, which had a shorter double barrel, the handle made out of wood, it also had a hole where it could be reloaded from. It had a simple design with a grey color except the handle, which was made out of oak wood, but I always liked more fire power then beauty. I also made a sniper rifle, it had an extremely long barrel, it was around 1 meter in total length, 60% of it being the barrel. On the barrel I also installed a dagger, just in case someone got to close, the scope was pretty impressive, taking in consideration my situation, I'm not sure how far it could see, but it was far enough it also had a hexagon shape. It had a stock type reloading, the stock having 5 long bullets of around 5 centimeters. It was painted white mostly, but with some blue around the barrel, stock, scope, handle and base. The power was not that good, it was able to shoot down a small dragon, I know it's weak, but there's nothing I could do about it since I didn't have the materials to make something really good.
I also made an assault rifle. I made it using more wood then metal, so I could sell it at a higher price, I also made some decoration with gold and gems to get its value up. It had gold on the barrel and the handle, also a trail of different gems along it's entire length. It had a normal appearance, if you exclude the gold and gems, it was made out of silver instead of iron as well. I made it to look good, but that doesn't mean it wasn't powerful, it could easily shoot trough solid steel, it had a stock of twenty standard bullets, the first set of bullets had small traces of gold on them, just for a bigger price of course. But the rest where just normal bullets.
I found something really funny tho, they have gunpowder, yet they only use it for firecrackers, interesting isn't it. I had to move quickly and store the guns and bullets, since it was almost morning, and quickly went back to Kimo's room to sleep. I think she suspects something, but I'm not sure. I'll take care of it tomorrow, but right now I'm sleepy. I then yawned the fell on the bed and quickly felt Kimo wrapping her arms around me. Her chest was way softer then the pillow so of course I shoved my head in her chest and quickly fell asleep.
~The next day, third person~
Celestia woke up early and quickly got ready. In the span of a few minutes she was already outside her room and went to meet with her sister in order to lower the moon and rise the sun. After their job, they went to the dining room to Celestia's breakfast and Luna's lunch.
On the other side of the castle a spider queen and her 'servant' were sleeping soundly. The queen enjoying cuddling with the human. But soon enough Kimo woke up, yawning she picked the human like a teddy bear and walked out of her room and in the the direction of the dining table, she prepared herself just by brushing her hair.
After a little time she arrived in the dining room, saying a quick greeting to the princesses and prince Blueblood, which was scared of said spider queen, all of them giving back greetings, ignoring the sleeping human in her arms since it was a usual occurrence. Nothing seemed different compared to the other mornings, until a guard showed up.
"Princess, we found something in the cave under the castle." The guard spoke in a monotone voice, but the moment he said those words, the human woke up.
~Miki's POV~
'Well, looks like I have to come up with a way to explain it.' I really hoped I could make more things before they found my little workshop. And I really want to sleep more...
At the guard's words, Celestia looked really surprised and asked the guard. "What did you found out there?"
"We found a locked door in a wall that wasn't there before, the door is made of a very durable steel, it couldn't be broken even with the force of three guards." The guard responded. 'Of course you can't break it like that, I made it to make sure you can't break it by pure force, and if you remove it with magic or something, the wall will collapse. You could still open it by shooting a sniper bullet trough the lock.
"Is that so, hmm. Kimo do your or your servant know anything about that?" Celestia decided to ask us. This is bad, Luna can tell if I'm lying, since she bears some kind of lying machine or some shit, I wasn't paying attention when Kimo explained about the princesses.
I raised my hand and responded in a bored tone.. "I am the one who build it." When I said that, everyone looked at me in confusion, Kimo opened her mouth and said: "When did you build it?" I quickly responded. "At night, when I was bored."
They all looked at me with a face that can be described as 'What?' "You built that door? Why?" Luna asked me after shaking her head.
"Well, I can't just let my workshop unprotected can I?" I responded with a obvious tone. Looking down I saw a cookie and started munching on it, at that Kimo made a small 'D'awww'.
"Workshop? I don't have any knowledge about you ever having a workshop." Celestia said looking rather scared for some reason.
"Well you didn't ask." I said while shrugging my shoulders as u continued to munch on the cookie.
"Could you at least tell us what are you building?" Blueblood, I think his name was, said in a worried tone.
"I make guns, like this!" I said while pulling out the revolver Lucy made, wait a minute! She stole this one from my designs! I knew that she can't make any guns! "Also if you wonder what are they, guns are weapons." I continued since it was obvious that they had no idea what guns are.
"And what are you going to do with those weapons?" Celestia asked getting worried, again, god those guys know only of getting worried.
"Sell them, duh." I said a little annoyed and reached for some jelly.
"What? Why?" Hey all asked at the same time, god that was annoying.
"Easy answer, money, money equal materials, materials equal more guns." I continued and quickly started eating a peanut butter jelly sandwich that I just made.
"Why do you need so much money for?" Celestia continued.
"None of your business." I said as I finished the conversation and started to walk out of the room. "BTW if you are interested in the weapons, I have three models I can sell. I'm opening tomorrow." I said as Kimo picked me up and said that we will go to the spa next, great.
~An hour of walking later~
Even though I don't know how to feel about going to spa, but it was fun to see the terrified faces of the noble when Kimo walked past them, it was priceless! The same could be said about the ponies in the spa, well all of them except the owner. The owner was a female unicorn with purple main and white fur, her cutie mark, I feel like killing myself at that name, was a a purple flower, a lily I think.
"Oh, Kimo! I'm glad you came again." She said in a friendly tone, wait how many times has Kimo came here? "Who's the dear with you?" She continued while tilting her head a little.
"She is my maid, she will join me today." Kimo said with a smile that scared the shit out of a few other ponies. Those 2 continued to talk as I took a nap out of boredom, the only topics I care about are guns, Lia and sex, nothing else.
The spa experience was pleasant though, since they had really good services. After a massage, they pretty much asked us what we wanted, I have no idea what Kimo asked for but I just went to a Jacuzzi. That was until Kimo came to pick me up and we left to continue or normal activities, I still wonder why she doesn't care that I just built a workshop in a cave down the mountain. I should be more careful.
Seems like I survived, interesting enough I am not hurt at all. But of course there is a big change, that would be my appearance. My body has transformed into that of a what I would call 'griffon'. I got used to this body pretty quick, like I was born like this. That fact scares me.
I have managed to find a community of intelligent equines, but they really hated me for some reason. I think it was racism, but I managed to find someone that didn't hate me. A group of winged equine let me enter their city, they seemed nice.
After a while they started trusting me, and even let me stay in a house! Interesting enough, they seemed like they where in an era like the roman empire, very similar structures in their city, and the most fascinating was that it was placed on clouds! Clouds!
It took me a few days to find some iron scraps, that they deemed useless, so I could start my experiments again. But something stopped me, I found a weird type of energy, two actually. One of them is magic, an energy that everyone here possesses, even me! Magic has many forms, from harmony to chaos, but the other one, a type of energy called life force. Like magic, life force was in all living things, unlike magic, if you had no life force, you die. Spooky, but interesting.
The life magic couldn't be harvested with any legal means, however there was a war going on. Having the opportunity to research this type of energy, I decided to go to the next battle and wait until it finishes, it may sound weird, but it's for science!
I have successfully obtained a few bottles of life energy and managed to find some sweet gold. Some may thing it's stealing, but they are dead, so who cares?
This type of energy had an interesting look, it was like plasma and it changed it's color depending on who you get it from. I should obtain some more.
My life has been garbage, even though I am a prince, I hated my life until now. From the beginning I was different, I feel like I am the only sane person around. I started acting like an asshole just to make them go away, but that only made them want to come and 'reform' me. Argh! Why is this happening?!
First off, my aunt, Celestia, gave the most powerful artifacts in Equestria to a god damn unicorn to control them with some newly found friends. And now she lets them take care of everything! Is she fucking nuts!? That unicorn isn't even a fully grown mare!
Then, she lets the fucking spider god in our castle! That spider killed more of the insect species then there are apples in a orchard. And she has a servant of an unknown origins and species, that knows how to make a door that can't be broken with the force of three guards! Oh and she is also making weird weapons.
The only thing good about this is that the servant, even though she sounds like the leader of the mafia, is the most sane pony, or whatever the fuck she is, that I found! At least she isn't obsessed with friendship like the rest of those idiots...
Now the only thing I have to do is find a way to get out of this country without anyone noticing. And to do that I need some help. I started to search trough the documents of my house, more like a bunker by normal standards. I had documents on every important thing, yes even the idiotic element bearers. I was flipping trough them until I saw someone that looked interesting, a griffoness called Gilda. It writes that she was friends with Rainbow Dash, eh boring- wait a second... was? Reading more I saw that they weren't friends anymore. 'Maybe she could be of some use. Why aren't they friends anymore? Oh because of Pinkie... Understandable.' I read that she is in Clouds Vale, well time for a trip!
I poked my head trough the open door to check my surroundings, seeing no one I walked quickly so I don't look rushed, but it seems that I am in a hurry. This way hopefully no one would stop me. It took me a few minutes to get to a flying carriage, there were some people that wanted to talk with me but I ignored them, thus making them like me less, which is a bonus in my book.
The ride to Clouds vile wasn't that long, taking around a few hours. When I got there however, the streets were filled with ponies. Then it struck me. 'Today the WonderBolts are performing... I hate crowds..." Let's just say that squeezing trough the crowd was painfully slow. I sent some of my agents that were in here to search for the griffoness. Even with my agents, it still took a few hours to find her. We found her in a tavern drinking, I made my way to said tavern, and luckily she was still there when I arrived.
"Hello, you are Gilda right?" I asked her with a smile as I sat next to her at the bar. She had a sad look in her eyes.
"Who the hell are you?" She continued with a angry growl.
"My name is Blueblood, and I wish to make a deal with you." I continued with the same smile. 'I hope this works.'
"Aren't you a prince? What do you want from me?" Her anger started to lower, curiosity taking it's place in her tone.
"Indeed I am." I nodded my head slightly and continued. "And my deal is not for something that you have, but more exactly, a favor." She tilted her head in confusion. "I wish for you to get me in the Griffon Kingdom on foot or without using any way that can be traced."
"Why the hell would I do that? What do I get out of it?" She sounds like she'll denied my request if she doesn't get what she wants.
"I will give you anything you want. Of course nothing to exaggerated." At that a small smile appeared on her face.
"Anything I want, huh? Can I not choose now?" When I nodded her smile widened.
"Then let's get to it!" And thus we started walking, since she didn't want to carry me, not like I care, all I want is get out of this friendship filled shit hole.
Nothing really happen until we got to the edge of the Everfree Forest. Then she stopped and asked me. "Are you sure you want to go trough the Everfree instead of around it?"
"We don't have that much time, and don't tell me you are scared?" I said the last part while getting really close to her face and saying in a mocking tone. "Are you maybe, a chicken?" At my remark she got red from anger, and pink from embarrassment, and rushed in the forest. 'At least she stopped asking stupid questions.'
The forest was dense and humidity was really high. The light levels were low as well. "We must hurry before it gets dark, or we'll have to deal with the predators." I told my companion while turning to her, but when looked at her face I realized something that I found quite amusing... She was scared. 'The mighty griffoness, scared by a forest.' A chuckle escaped my lips.
"What's so funny!?" Gilda screamed, practically ignoring the fact that she was shaking with fear. 'Eh, at least it's better then those idiots in Canterlot.'
The rest of the trip was filled with Gilda randomly getting scared, which was hilarious, and annoying insects that I burned with a fire spell. That until we runned into the most annoying ponies around! You guessed it! The Elements of Annoyance. 'Why do they always have to ruin my plans?'
"Wait, is that Blueblood?" The purple geek said, and not the good kind of geek.
"No I'm just an illusion caused by your idiotically foolish brain." Soon after I said that, they all had a shocked expression. 'Can they leave me alone now?' "We're moving before I get a headache with those 6 idiots." I told Gilda, but the idiots only started to follow us while talking like I care about their opinion of why I shouldn't be rude to mares, wich is sexist btw, and why is Gilda with me.
"I thought you left." The Rainbow Haired Tomboy Pegasus that's more selfish then all of the nobles combined, said, only succeeding in making Gilda angry. 'Great, the bird is angry now.'
"That's nothing of your buisness." Gilda growled back at her. And when she was about to say something I picked her with my magic and got her in front of me and started talking. "Excuse me, I have already hired Gilda, and at the moment she is occupied. Now if you don't mind, fuck off will you?" Quickly after the words left my mouth I trowed her away and started resuming my walk. "Are you coming Gilda?" She quickly followed me.
I could hear the complains coming from the Elements of Annoyance, but with a quick muffling spell I could finally relax. An annoyed expression appeared on my face when I felt my sound proof barrier get nullified by a certain purple geek. Soon I could hear the flap of wings coming in my direction, anticipating what's going to happen I quickly said to Gilda. "Intercept Rainbow and I'll give you a 100 bits right now." Her head jolted up as she quickly got up and slammed into the rainbow pegasus throwing her into a tree. 'How good is to have money, at least that if I'm going to be surrounded by idiots."
"Why did you told her to do that!?" Purple screamed in shock, again.
"Because, I said goodbye. And she didn't listen, so now GO AWAY!" Finishing my words I walked a little faster, getting rid of them in a few minutes.
~At night~
Nothing was wrong, except the god damn pack of timber wolfs who was chasing us all night. At least we got rid of them in the middle of the night, then our luck got even worse. Because a GOD DAMN MANTICORE CAME AND ATTACKED.
I saw that Gilda was about to run, but I was too angry to run. "Don't run, I'll kill this one."
"What!? Are you crazy!?" I don't care. This thing is going to die. I am angry. It suddenly jumped on me, quickly I managed to dodge to the left. With an angry growl I pulled my hidden dagger, which I have in case something like this happens. Unfortunately I didn't have any time to cast my spells since the manticore gave me no time to rest.
After a few more close calls I managed to get close enough to my enemy. Thrusting my dagger in the beast's stomach I could feel its skin ripping from the sharpness of my knife. The beast's loud scream was heard soon after. Blood started sprouting from the open wound like a river, but instead of feeling disgusted, I felt a rush of adrenaline, knowing I can kill it.
I continued to dodge and strike, more blood coming out every time my dagger found it's mark, and soon I managed to get under the beast, and with a fast and strong thrust my blade cut trough the manticore's chest, blood spring on my face.
Getting the creature off of me, I used a spell to get rid of the blood and other gore. Looking at my companion I saw that she had an expression of amazement, which earned a chuckle from me. "Let's go, Gilda." And so we continued our long journey.
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After I killed the manticore Gilda started acting weird. By weird I mean she stopped talking and was looking at the ground. This makes me worried that she will become one of them. "Is something wrong?" I said as I started cleaning the blood off of my dagger. 'I hope the smell goes away...'
"It's just, did you really have to kill that manticore? I mean we could have just run away!" She kicked a rock as she continued walking, and in the process hitting herself with said rock. Idiot.
"So what? I was relieving some stress. Plus, it attacked us first. Self defense." I said with a small chuckle. 'And that thing deserved it. I mean, did you see how ugly it was?' But her face was filled with disgust instead. 'Aww, c'mon! It was fun! For me at least...'
"How could you say that!? It may have been a monster but it was a living thing too!" She screamed at me as if she was trying to get all the hydras to come and eat us. 'Yep, I was wrong. She IS like the rest of those friendship loving idiots... Welp that's for getting my hopes up. Seems like I have to abandon my plan to get to the Griffin Kingdom, instead I have another idea. But first, time to get rid of the feather brain.'
"Alright. So it seems we will go on our different ways. Here take those and leave." I said throwing her a bag full of bits as I started going in another direction. She started talking but I ignored her. 'It's still better to go alone for now... Better for my sanity as well'
Slowly walking trough the forest I started to enjoy the beautiful scenery. This forest was gorgeous, so full of life, and not just the relatively tamed beast I met so far. The creatures here were wild, ruthless. My thoughts were stopped when I saw something in the bushes. Looking closer I saw that it was some kind of totem. It had a weird structure, with a creature that had a reptile head with tusks sticking out from its jaw carved in. The material it was made of was some kind of blue crystal that I couldn't identify. 'It looks kinda ugly, but at the same time beautiful. Maybe it's beauty in the eyes of the observer? Just like Celestia, except the beauty part.' A small chuckle escaped my mouth at those thoughts.
'Hmm a shaman, huh? And it's not Zebrican... Who would put this here? I must be careful...' Getting closer to said totem I started moving my hoof to touch it slowly. But the second my hoof touched the totem I felt it. A huge amount of energy rushed into my body. First I felt a warmth that felt nice, but that felling was short lived. Pain filled my body. But not any kind of pain, oh no, no, no... It was a type of pain that was worse then death. I could feel my muscles and bones breaking and twisting, my skin felt like it was burning off then frozen. From my twisted jaw I let out a scream that could rival a dragon's roar. I could feel my hoofs braking and finger like limbs took their place, my spine broke and rearrange itself in a bipedal position. My fur changed colors. Instead of white, my fur was now icy blue. My hair turned pure white and growing excessively.
Then, long, curved tusks emerged from my mouth, after them I could feel my tail's fur falling off, and instead a long lion-like tail took its place. My ears got longer, and my cutie mark disappeared in a way, I could feel my magic disappearing, and the energy of the totem took it's place. Soon, after what felt like eons of pain, it disappeared just as quickly as it had appeared.
At this time I was on the ground, moaning from pain. I soon saw the changes, but I wasn't as scared as I would expect, no... I felt good instead... The warm feeling appeared again, and with it a voice in my head.
You have passed the test, and thus you are now my champion. I offered you great power, one that rivals alicorn magic itself. I gave you primal energy. An energy so pure... So chaotic its only matched by life energy. And as my champion, I will make you the leader of a small species called the Blood Tusks, that knows how to use the primal energy. Along with that, I will also give you information on how to use this gift I gave you and about the god wars, the wars between alicorns, Life lords and Primal beasts. This is thanks to you for beating the totem's challenge without any mental damage. Congratulations.
'It seems that the 'totem' was actually a challenge. At least I got a lot of power... I must find a lake to see how I look like though.' Looking down at my flank to see what happened to my cutie mark, I saw that it changed, and instead of my normal one, there was a combination of the 4 elements. Fire, earth, wind and water. 'So I'm a shaman or something? Interesting... Now let's see if how ugly have I become?'
Moving my fingers I saw lightning around my newly acquired fingers. 'I should try to find the Blood Tusks, I wonder if I would get attacked or not... Either way I'll have something to do.' I started searching for said species, which I never heard of before. 'If I am actually the leader, I should make an alliance with the changelings and attack Equestria.' I quickly shook my head. 'OK let's get to the important things, finding out that species.'
I started walking slower and checking out the information that I have obtained. It seems that the Blood Tusks are an ancient species... Interesting... As I was walking, I made sure to be careful about where I was going, so I don't miss any clues to the location of the last tribe of blood tusks. But it appears that I have found someone else, a certain servant of the spider goddess.
"Why are you here, Blueblood?" She asked me while she was gathering some plants.
"The same could be said about you." I looked at her with a serious expression. "And how do you recognize me?"
"Simple, I can feel your magic. If you wonder how, the effect of being exposed to hextech crystals has many benefits. Anyway, how did you got like that?" I ignored her answer and continued.
"I passed a test, you don't need to know more." I must be cautious so I don't give her important information.
"Well, at least now you have fingers." She shrugged then continued. "So, I happen to have at me some weapons, and they can be yours for a price." Her smile told me her intentions, and she doesn't look like she'll cheat, so I should see what I can get.
"Give me everything you have, and the ammunition for them." Well, everything or nothing I guess. She pulled out 5 of those things she calls rifles. If they really are powerful, then I could have a huge advantage if I am attacked. Giving her the money she asked for, I realized the price was actually pretty cheap.
"Oh, and I wish to follow you." At my confused face she continued. "I need some raw materials from this forest, and it always helps to have someone to cover your back." She smiled. 'Why do I find her attractive now? I think its the acquired body, since now I am more similar to her... God damn hormones...'
'Hmm, it seems I underestimated her. At first I tough that she was on the weak side when it comes to combat, oh how wrong was I.' As I was thinking that, Miki, as she told me to address her at the moment, was finishing the third hydra today. 'I must say that the way she kills them is interesting, and disgusting. I mean, she lets herself get eaten then bursts trough the hydra's stomach, blood dripping on her body. Slowly dripping from her collarbone down her chest and continuing it's journey down her body, making perfect outline of her small body. Which left me in awe.
"Like what you see? I tough we were supposed to be searching for Blood Tusks, not you getting aroused." Shaking my head I just stared at her, out of words. "Just wash the blood off me with a water spell you pervert." 'And she thinks I'm a pervert now, great...' Cursing myself I quickly casted a water spell given to me by that weird voice. Weirdly, I couldn't cast my normal magic for some reason.
"Let's go, I have to find the blood tusks." Cutting some vines I finally find a rocky road. "My lucky day." Mumbling under my breath while a grin appeared on my face. "Found a road." But when I looked she wasn't there anymore. "Miki? Where did you go?" I heard a sound behind me, but when I turned around I bopped noses with Lucy. But instead of being embarrassed, a smile grew on her face, a really creepy one which made me fall on my ass.
She suddenly started shaking her head. "Jinx, it's my turn! FUCK OFF!" Then her eyes shined and she started to stretch. 'Ok, that was weird...'
"Umm, are you ok?" Turning her head back to me, she gave me a smile and responded.
"Ah, yes. I was just having a dispute with Jinx, nothing serious." Again, the human's answer made me even more confused, which made me angry.
"Ok, can you tell me, what the fuck is going on? And no more avoiding the subject, just tell me already why do you keep wanting to be addressed with different names, and what's with the personality switches!?" When I finished my sentence I was starting to sweat from the anger I released.
"Well, the explanation is pretty long~" I sat down on a nearby boulder, and responded with a "I have time".
"Ok, fiiiiiiiine. The story is that this body contains four people in one. One of them is me, a weapon maniac. Another one is my daughter, another is a psychotic demon that loves chaos and death around her, and the last is a power obsessed Nazi Major. Ok the explanation is not that long, hehe." I just stared at her for a few minutes. 'Why did I though asking her about what's weird about her...'
"Never mind, forget I ever asked." And so I pushed this entire conversation deep in my head, where I would never see it again. But looking back at her I see that she was walking on the road and started to get some distance between us, I quickly started running to catch up to her. But she suddenly stopped, her eyes widen. When I was next to her I saw that the Blood Tusks's village was in front of us. "Oh we found it." But she pointed at the middle of the village, where a purple cristal was placed on top of a huge totem.
"I WANT THAT CRISTAL!" She screamed at me while shaking me. "MAKE THEM GIVE IT TO ME, I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! ANYTHIIIIIIIIING!" Her eyes were twitching as she screamed. 'Why the hell does she have such blood lust?! Ok, she scares me. But she said she'll give me anything, that means I can get my 'hands' on the guns she is making. And if that is the case I may be able to get some military power.
"First of all, calm down. Second of all, how about we wait to see if we can talk to them?" She gave me a really annoyed Fine... 'Alright, let's just get this over with.' I started to walk to the village, hoping I didn't look suspicious. But, we were soon surrounded by the Blood Tusks. Being close to them, you can see that they have a feline appearance similar with a mountain lion, even trough they are bipedal. Another caracteristic that all of them had are their tusks, the males having way longer tusks then the females. 'Is it some kind of thing were the guy with the biggest tusks has all the females? If so, mine are the biggest! Oh god, what the hell am I thinking?' One of them came in front of us. He had only one tusk of around 25 centimeters, the other one broken, he was shorter then me, but way taller then Miki. His eyes were a yellow color, one had a pupil, the other one was just pure yellow. Even trough his obvious age, judging from his long beard, muscles were all over his body, along with multiple scars. His arms were painted along with his knees in a blue paint, similar in color with poison joke. Brown fur covered his body, and clothes made out of animal pelts and bones. On his head, the skull of a hydra decorated with gold and claws, making it seem like horns. All of this giving him an intimidating aura.
"Greetings, Lord. We have been waiting for your appearance. I am Kha'thir, the current chief of the Blood Tusks. We welcome you as our new leader." He spoke in a deep, raspy voice. And whit his words, the rest of the Blood Tusks bowed along with their chief.
"We want the purple crystal in the middle of this place!" Miki said with a really impatient tone.
"Are you ok with that, new chief?" The 'old' chief asked me with confusing tone. When he asked that, Miki got in front of me and said with teary eyes:"Pweaseeeeeeee!".
"J-just give it to her, do it before my hearth melts." I am ashamed of myself for giving in. The chief, while being a little confused, ordered some of the Blood Tusks around him to fetch the crystal.
"Come now, young chief. The rest of us are waiting for you in the city. Even so, we would like to know more about your companion." Hmm, at least they don't blindly follow someone who is supposed to be their savior.
"She is someone, let's say useful." At his look I saw that he wanted more reasons. "She has ties to the Arachnid queen." His eyes widen, and he chuckled at that. "Not only that, she also can make some really powerful things, especially weapons."
"Ho ho, is that so? Then I guess we can give her respect, she is useful after all." He continued with a smile.
~I have been studying this 'life force', and it's potential was over the roof! It can even alter my form, which I found out after experimenting on some soldiers and finally myself. That made some quite drastic changes, one of the was the transformation of my body into a more bipedal one, that and now I have the whole vampire look. Of course that made me change my location to the minotaur empire. Other changes are the newly acquired three horns, one on my forehead, which was smaller, and the other two at the sides of my head like a minotaur. My eyes became more reptile-like and a crimson color, my feathers became deadly pale with white fur. My skin became grayish-white and my beak black.
~It seems that the more you use this life force, the more it's easier to use it and the stronger you become. However, it seems I became weaker to magic. However, I got the power to make someone die of what seems a heart attack, by emptying their body of essential life force. My power includes the use blood, their soul and the control of their bodies.
~Another thing I found is that the majority of the people around me started to seems scared of me, and I'm sure sooner or later someone's going to call the guards on me. The good part is that some people started to ask me to become their teacher, which I accepted. This will be interesting.
~I have managed to obtain an small force of 5.000 followers, and called our self Life lords. And thus, our order was created.
~It seems the alicorns have gotten angry at our order and started a war with us by attacking a lab of ours. However, at that the Primal beasts, who are bipedal feline creatures with tusks, have attacked them as well. There also seems like the Primal beasts are really resistant to magic, the powerful ones are immune even. However, they seem to be weaker to our powers. All of this make the three powerhouses of alicorns, Primal beats and Life lords a triangle of power. Where alicorns are easily beaten by Primal beasts, Primal beasts are easily beaten by Life lords and Life lords are beaten easily by alicorns. Interesting...
~The war is going horribly, all three sides are having heavy loses. The powerful Primal beasts have all been killed by us, a huge majority of the alicorns have died too, this time however, they have been killed by a human. Yes I wrote human, it seems that she was transported here, but before I could get to her they imprisoned her using some artifacts. Those artifacts also killed most of my Life lords brothers. The only alicorns left are Celestia and Luna. I have decided to hide myself while continuing my studies of the life force. This and the fact that I have managed to fake my death multiple times gave me the name Death Defy. And, for a long time, I will hide until things get better for us. At the moment me being hunted by the alicorn sisters. Until then, I wish you reader farewell.
The Blood tusks have told us about the reason for them hiding, they told us about the war, about their power. However, one thing caught my interest. "And the only way for us to hide our presence after the death of our ancestors was using those weird purple crystals, we have many more of those."
"I remember..." Everyone stopped and looked at me. "I was in that war." At their confused expression I continued. "I appeared in that war, while Jinx was in control of the body. Jinx is a demon that inhabits this body along with some others, don't ask." They quickly nodded. "I got trapped in stone by some alicorns after I killed a few hundred of them."
"Then, does that mean you will help us in our battle? We wish to obtain the rich ground the alicorns stole from us." The old chief said while stroking his beard. "Of course we will give you more of those purple crystals." I just made my mind.
"I accept, what do you say Kimo?" I say to the small spider on my shoulder.[How do you think she always knows where I am?] Everyone looked at it curiously, not seeing it before. ~I guess it's fine. I never really liked the alicorns anyway.~ Her voice was heard from the small spider.
"Hoho, it seems that the spider Queen is on our side. At least, we got a chance." Laughing a little, the old chief started explaining different strategies. From just asking for their land back, which he just said why not try but he still doesn't think I'll work, unless the ponies are dumb as rocks. Others where stealth tactics, maps of the city, an actual assault, and many more.
"Why do you want so many of those crystals tho?" Blueblood said while we were drinking tea with the old chief. 'I knew this question will come out sooner or later. I guess they'll find out anyway, but I still won't tell them everything.'
"It's a long story, but the short version is that the crystals have an immense power, and if I manage to gather one million I can revive someone."
"A million is a big number, how many do you miss?" The chief asked while sipping from his tea.
"I only need ten more."
"Who do you want to revive anyway?" Blueblood continued. 'You are full of questions aren't you?'
"My, husband..." 'I don't want to talk about it...'
"Your what?" Both Blueblood and the chief asked at the same time.
"My husband... I don't want to talk about it." 'I miss that asshole...' I quickly changed the subject. "So, do you guys have ten of those crystals right?"
"Oh yes, we have enough. As long as you help us, you'll get what you want." 'At least he got the idea to stop talking about it.'
I was experiencing a huge headache, the reason being me building new weapons for the Blood tusks. I have told them to give me a tent and leave me alone. 'I haven't been acting like myself for a long while... I need to find a way to separate us. I managed to make ten before this headache appeared. Maybe some sleep will help me.' However, when I entered the dream world I was greeted by someone. "Discord... What the hell are you doing in my dreams?"
"Oh nothin', just wanted to visit ya'! How you doing?" He said a huge grin on his face.
"What do you want Discord..." No one just comes in someone's dreams for no reason.
"I want out of stone, come help me! I'm so scared!" He continued while dressed as a a princess from fairy tales. And started walking around like an idiot singing something about waiting for a dream prince to save him from the stone prison. Not having enough patience for his song to finish I materialized a sledge hammer, because it's my own dream duh, and smashed it in his head. "Ow! Why did you do that!?" He cried as he was holding his head as a exaggerated bump appeared in the place I hit him.
"Stop fucking around, and tell me what do I get out of it." My arms folded in front of my chest and a hit of annoyance in my voice.
"I know a way to give you guys separate bodies." The second he said that I grabbed him by the neck and got him face to face with me.
"TELL ME, NOW!" I may or may not have exaggerated a little, I think I scared him.
"First help me." He said with a small grin.
"Fine, but if you lied, I'll make sure that you wished you were in stone." I threatened him with venom in my voice. I quickly opened my eyes, leaving the dream world. I quickly got up and wrote a message about where I put the ten weapons that I made yesterday, and also where I was going.
After I got out of the forest I managed to catch a ride on top of the train. The ride went quickly by, I soon found myself in Canterlot. Jumping off the train I made my way over to the gardens, at where Discord was located. Of course, that part of the garden has been closed from the public, so he won't escape again. "Hey Discord."
~Oh hey! My savior has arrived!~ I heard his voice in my head. ~To get me out, you need to create as much chaos as you can to set me free, oh dear hero!~ "I guess I'm going to have to let Jinx take control and let her do whatever she wants. And if you continue with that annoying princess shit I'll rip off your arms and beat you with them." ~Okey!~'Alright Jinx, you can play now.'
~3rd person~
The human started holding her head, the eyes shining for a second. Then a grin appeared on her face as she pulled out a rocket launcher in the form of a shark, some grenades with jaws that she put on her hip, an blue pistol on her hip and a pink mini-gun with bunny ears, all of them from hammer-space.
"Let's have some fun!"
~5 minutes later, Jinx POV~
After only five minutes, jinx managed to make the next changes. The first thing you can see is that half of the garden was on fire, a pink one at that. The beautiful sound of screaming can be heard in the background. The gardens where flooded with bees that where following twenty timberwolves covered in honey. All the statues where covered in neon pink and blue paint. Fireworks were flying everywhere, and the princesses where too occupied to calm the citizens to take care of the chaos caused by the human. With all this chaos, it was obvious that Discord will be released once again, and such, with cracks appearing, the stone soon shattered. Discord stretching and yawning. And so, the human suddenly stopped. "N-no! Wait! I didn't finished having fun! ARGHHHHHHHH!" After screaming, the human started holding her head as her eyes shined.
"Alright, guess where done here, you can come out now Kimo." The spider queen appeared out of the shadows scaring Discord and making him jump in a tree. "Discord, would you be so kind to get us back to the Blood tusk village?" With a nod and a snap of his fingers we appeared in the middle of said village, the chief greeting us.
"Oh, it seems you are already back." He said with a smile while stroking his beard. "And you brought friends."
"Indeed, would you mind if we talk more at dinner? I am quite hungry." 'That and I have to think of how to explain this to them.'
"Of course, until then, follow me" As he started leading the way. 'I need to ask Discord about that way to give all of, well me, different bodies.'
There was once a powerful magician, he was living in Discord's rule. Like any other pony, he wanted to live in harmony. Unlike the rest, he didn't try to fight him directly or hide. He decided to create an artifact. With the help of many strong mages he made an artifact. A wand with a see-through crystal floating in the middle of a branch-like crown. The wand was made of the purest gold. The crystal in the middle was spinning slowly and without stop. The wand was supposed to split Discord's different body parts into their own bodies, thus making him weaker by splitting his power. However, the wand had a huge flaw, it didn't separate body parts into creatures, it created bodies for creatures with multiple personalities. This was found when a unicorn with multiple personalities picked up the wand and tried to test it on a manticore. The wand split the unicorn into his normal form and a female griffon (Which he later on married... weirdo...). This showed the mages their failure, so in their shame they hid the wand at the top of a mountain in a cave where they sealed it, hoping that no one would find their failure. But they didn't count me...
As Discord finished his story, multiple villagers gathered around us. "Ok, so where is it?" I asked with a bored expression.
"Oh c'mon Miki, don't be so grumpy~." Discord said as he got extremely close.
"Get to the point." I said before I pushed him with my hand and making him fall on his back.
"I know where the wand is, it's on top of the Smokey mountains." Discord said as he pulled out a map and gave it to me.
"Mhm... Alright. Old chief, can I get that crystal already?" I asked hoping I can get them early and just leave.
"Sorry, but you'll only get them AFTER we get the land where ponyvile is." He said while chuckling. 'Dammit, I though I could scam him.'
"You can teleport me to that mountain then, you're coming too." I said as I pulled his ear.
"Ow ow ow. Ok, OK. I'll do it!" He said as he snapped his fingers and the scenery changed.
Suddenly I was surrounded by snow, Discord's ear still in my grasp. "Can you let my ear go now?"
"Give me winter clothes or you'll only have one ear." I said feeling the snow brushing across my skin. With a snap of his fingers a fluffy hat appeared on my head along with a long cloak, both made out of white fur. After him whining a little more I released his ear, which he quickly started bandaging.
"Alright, lead the way." I said pointing around us.
"That's not how it works! You have to search for it yourse-ARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" That's all he managed to say before I kicked him in the jewels. Whimpering he fell down on his knees. "It's right there." He said with a really high voice pointing at a cave far in the distance.
"Teleport me there." I said in a low tone.
"I can only teleport you outside, the inside of the cave is made of anti magic metal. Hehe." He said sheepishly.
"Fine." with those words I got teleported at the entry of said cave."You wait outside, I'll go in alone." After he gave me a nod I entered in the shadows.
After a few minutes of wandering aimlessly I saw a light in the distance, as I got closer I could see that the source of the light where some blue crystals shined brightly. The wall started transitioning from a normal stone wall to a weirdly clean white marble wall. 'Is this some kind of spell or something? I'll be better if there was someone cleaning this place, that way I have a reason to test this revolver that I made.'
However, my disappointment grew every second. The silence was unsettling, the walls were empty of all decorations. Giving the impression of an endless hall. 'The ones that build this wanted to give the emotions of hopelessness and uselessness. Too bad they are dealing with me, nothing will stop me from getting that wand. I'll get back my daughter no matter if she wants it or not.
'I miss Griffyth too...' Shaking my head I start increasing my pace. Traps where situated on the ground, however they weren't as subtle as you would think, large bumps, strings, lasers. All in all it was an easy trip. After not that long I saw on a pedestal the wand, it looked exactly like Discord described it. The beautiful crystal was spinning, reflecting the blue light on the walls, similar to a disco ball. "There are probably traps here too." I mumbled as I looked around the room to search for anything that seems out of place. After finding them I made sure to avoid them by walking extremely slowly. Slowly I reached my had to touch the wand, the second I touched it, the room started shaking. Quickly I grabbed the wand, and sprinted for the exit.
Luckily I got out unhurt. Outside, Discord was sitting next to a fire on a couch reading a book and drinking hot chocolate with marshmallows while wearing reading glasses and a Santa hat. "Oh, you're already back! Want some?" He said while motioning to his chocolate.
"No, can you teleport us back to the village?" I said with an excited smile.
"But of course!" With a snap of his fingers we got teleported to a hut in the Blood tusk's village. The hut being empty of all decorations.
"Discord, how the fuck do I use this?" I said shaking the wand around.
"Just put your hand on the crystal and stop it from spinning." I quickly did grabbed the crystal, the second the crystal stopped moving, a light blinded me, and I felt being lifted off the ground.
Discord POV
As Miki, I think it's her, grabbed the crystal, a light covered her body and lifting her off the ground. She got transformed into a ball of light and absorbed into the crystal. The crystal started shining multiple colors. Then the light separated into 4 beams, each constructing a different body. In that place there where four humans. 2 of them looked extremely similar, both with the same pink eye color and blue hair, the only difference was the hairstyle and that one of them seemed older than the other one. One with both pink eyes and hair and the last with blonde hair and red eyes.
The older of the blue haired, pink eyed humans grabbed and hugged the younger one. "You are finally here, I missed you soooooooooooo much" That's Miki, and I think she's about the strangle her with how hard she's hugging her daughter/sister, I have no idea.
"Vell, at least I got rid of zat idiot." The blonde one said, I think it's Lucy "Oi Discord, send me to ze Griffon Empire. I vant to start a revolution zere." She said as she pulled out a pistol. Shrugging I snapped my fingers and teleported her outside the Griffon empire.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I GO BLOW SOME STUFF UP! WEEEEEEEEEE!" The pink one said as she tried to make a dash for the exit of the hut but was grabbed by Miki. "LEMME KILL STUFF!" She kept screaming as she kicked and punched the air. She was way smaller then the rest, I'll say that's Jinx.
"Discord, take Jinx with you and do what you want with her." She said as she throwed Jinx at me.
"Oooh! A play mate!" I said as I caught her and teleported away.
Miki POV
"Come Lia, I got a lot to explain!" I said as I pet her. 'Now the only one missing is Griffyth and our family will be complete again.'
Shrugging I snapped my fingers and teleported her outside the Griffon empire.