Computer doesn't even boot. This... is awkward...
Age: 24
Gender: Male
College Major: Economics
Life: None
Friends: None
Loser: Yes
Well, I'm not honestly sure what to put here, but I'm the stupid guy that updates stories every so often, hoping to make some friends, but doesn't. Regardless, I got into MLP around early summer 2011 because of 4chan, and... I wasn't instantly hooked. It was only when I got about 5 episodes in when I realized that it was a great show.
How I started reading fanfictions for MLP is a better story. I had never read fanfictions of anything before, and I was super super bored at work, and one of the very few websites that I could get to was TV tropes, which led me to a spinoff of cupcakes, which led me to actual good fanfictions.
I started writing fanfictions right around December 2011, but finally submitted around January 2012, and I still don't matter to anyone! Looking back, I see the reason for this is because for as awesome as I thought I was at writing... I wasn't! Regardless, I trudge along, hoping for something awesome to come my way, but in either case, I keep on going.
A few facts about shit:
- Yes, I'm an economics major in college, and have no aspirations of doing any writing professionally. This is all for fun, and any day, I could say "this isn't fun anymore", and up and quit.
- While I have read My Little Dashie, I wasn't that impressed. Further, I have never read Past Sins, Fallout: Equestria, or Anthropology. Further, other than the last one, I don't plan to either.
- Lastly, my activities outside of this website are work, school, D&D, Guild Wars 2, and doing stupid shit with friends.
- My list of editors:
- World of Chaos: My older brother
- Burning Desire: My older brother
- Anniversary: My older brother
- Lost Princess: Kitsunehero and NintendoGal55
- Luna's Dreamscape Journey: Kitsunehero
-Rainbow Dash and the Jetpack: Kitsunehero

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Note: This takes place before season 3.
Many thanks to Kitsunehero for editing.
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We all know the story. Discord was released, had his day of fun, but was eventually defeated by the Elements of Harmony. But what if things didn't go exactly to plan, and Discord didn't sit there and take the final hit? Instead of the God of Chaos being encased in stone, the Mane Six find themselves far from home on an adventure that will change them all. With villains around every corner, and allies in the most unlikely places, how will they defeat Discord?
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>>424326. A Few hours ago actually. She's adorable though!
Have you seen this before? I like straight maned Pinkie so much more now
>>305912 ...ponyfeathers. I'll get it right some day. |D
>>305891 Some of the classes and builds I disagree with, but I approve nonetheless.
And it's D&D, not DnD. Fool
http://robd2003.deviantart.com/gallery/25951526
DnD? DnD.
>>294101 It's what I do.
Hey, you, thanks for the watch!
Dude, I can't believe your bio, no friends?
Ok pal, I'll be your friend anyday!
How about it? You and me: bros! :
:
Or Brony bros even!
So take that "no" outta there and add me: your overseas brony friend: MrFulp
I shall refer you to the comment sections of both Austraeoh and Eljunbyro.
Shows how annoying phones can be sometimes