To whomever took the time to read this,

Thanks. I appreciate you taking an interest in looking me up, whether it be from curiosity, dumb luck, or you read something of mine.

Anyway, since this is the fourth time I've deleted my Bios because I hate everything I write down, why not give this an actual attempt to explain myself and what the heck I'm doing?

I'm Snapple Jack (because I'm original as hell). But you can call me Snaps if you like. Everyone else does.

As I've said before, I hate everything I write. Well... maybe not hate but I'm paranoid. I think that people won't like it and will hate me for it. So I just end up not doing it and move onto another story.

I'm not quite positive on how I got inspired to write, so let's just say it was the magic of friendship. But now since I've started to write, I never want to stop. I just love it so much. And I love the positive feed back I get. It's nice to know you've done a good job.

And now my number one goal is to get in the feature box. It probably won't happen, so I won't get my hopes up. But I'll keep trying.

So that's basically it I guess. If you want to know more, just ask away. (You probably won't. But I understand. I'm not that interesting.)

Extra Little Tidbits

Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle are best ponies.

Best color is blue

Best number is 37

Best shippings are Discopie and Appledash

Best word is perpendicular

Love you, faggots!