Owen Jacobs is an 18 year old, desperately waiting for the end of the lonely three months before he can join his fiancé in college. As the dull, melancholious days sluggishly dragged themselves by, he wished that something would happen to yank him out of his monotony. Well, when a portal opens onto Earth,  someone literally falls into his life, someone who will perk him up. But things aren't always as they seem. What may seem helpful now may be a hindrance later...

Crazies. Everyone knows about them. They think they're cartoon characters, or people from their favorite movie or book. But what if they're not crazy? What if they're sane and everything they say is true. What if, unbeknownst to us, we're actually a dwarf from that one fantasy book, or the dashing protagonist from the most popular movie that year, or even a mischievous gerbil from a short film? These thoughts plague the mind of seventeen year old Locke Holman, following an interesting meeting with a stunning purple-haired girl.

Pinkie Pie lands in my house after an unfortunate incident with the fourth wall... and I can't get her back.

So now Pinkie's in my house.

A self-insert.

A sports event.

A sandwich.

A small dance.

A dress.

A sunrise.

Five unrelated stories...

But are they really unrelated?

Challenge: Create a fic with five 300 word chapters, and have an overarching theme. Guess the theme in the comments!

Vinyl's eyes open to an unfamiliar ceiling. As she raises a hand to her face, she discovers that's exactly what it is. A hand. She doesn't have hooves anymore. She's... Human. And she's not in Equestria anymore. How did she end up on Earth? How will she get back to Equestria? And, with the appearance of a certain human male, will she even WANT to go back?