Boop.

I guess the title says it all... But really. I'm in college. Engineering college, which is even harder. Also, as of 00:00 hours on December 21st, my wifey gave birth to my daughter, Winter. Winter Celeste Jacobs. (No I will not give any pictures: anyone of you who has interacted with me on chat or PM or whatever knows I don't give out pics of myself or my family, small as it is) So, yeah... I have almost no time now, what with a newborn, college, and a wifey. Mostly the last two. So... I'm

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Rrrrg. I'm sorry Chapter 2 hasn't come out yet. I'm stuck on which character to use for the next character to be introduced in the story... Yeah; it's confusing. Basically, I need a female character who acts kinda like a mix of Tatsuki from Bleach and Elena form Uncharted... But it can't be either of those because I last read Bleach two years ago, and played Uncharted six months ago. I need a character or I can't write it... I'm already 900 words in, and I can't describe her when she walks in,

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Wow... Just, wow. Canon has had the third best reception of all of the fics I've published, ever. (First being Pinkie Pie and I, second being Iron Baker)

For example, it had ten favorites in five minutes, and hasn't received a downvote yet. And the greatest part was this amazing review by CarpiniWorks:

"Quoted from my deviantART journal:

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Okay, so... I know I've been extremely inactive lately, but honestly, I'd like to see you people try and write fanfiction and be an engineering student. It's hard. Despite this, I have released a new fic! It's a psychological mass-crossover fanfic... Sounds weird, I know. But read the description:

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I hate apologizing for not updating... But honestly, I've had a lot of schoolwork lately... So, sorry. I'm doing my best to update as much as I can.

Well, this is officially hour 95 of no sleep for me... I've been working nonstop since I got here to figure out the compound/element/molecule/mixture that will work in the bonding process for the nanotube design that paid my tuition for this place... I may be out of commission for about 2 entire days due to endless sleep, seeing as I won't have any classes Monday and Tuesday. So, yeah. Still no updates. Sorry.

Well, I am officially starting college tomorrow. So, that means one thing:

LESS UPDATES.

Also, Emily is wanting to write a story... And I think imma make her her own user. I dunno.

But yeah. Less updates. Starting tomorrow. Less than the little I've currently been putting out.

Well, we finally got home from Tanzania, and I have to say, having been in the hospital for basically every day the past month or so, being home in my apartment is more fun than being on Kilimanjaro... So Emily and I have decided to stay home for our honeymoon! You know what that means! MORE UPDATES!*

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Not only is that the G1 Pinkie Pie pony named Surprise, but I have surprising news!

This sudden trip to climb Kilimanjaro was ACTUALLY a huge cover-up designed by Emily.

What was it covering up, you ask?

Well, once we reached the top, I discovered that she had managed to organize a FREAKING WEDDING on top of MOUNT KILIMANJARO.

In essence, two things:

I am married.

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