wooooo~

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King Sombra disappointed me. That is all.

Oh and um...

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*crash* Oh hey. Is this your bed? Sorry. I'm really... *yawn* reaaaaaaally tired. I dunno if I can make it back to my house. Can I... can I sleep here tonight?

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You know, just a thought here, but have you ever wondered why mad scientist are so insane? Is it the over complex gadgetry/experiments he has to create each day? Or is it something far deeper than that? Perhaps a depressing back story? Who knows? Nobody. Which is exactly why I want to know.

Just wondering.

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I've realized something today... essays are fucking cake walks. I can write about five paragraphs on what I want to be when I grow up no problem. But every other school subject I have is asinine.

"Snaps, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

"Well, I think I'd like to become an author. I find writing very fun and enjoyable and making it my career would be perfect. I also think-"

"What is 54 divided by X?"

"... fuck."

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RUN! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN! HERE COME THE POORLY MADE 9/11 FAN FICS! QUICKLY! TO ANOTHER WEBSITE! GO! FLEE! FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Oh and um... America rules and such.

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Shower me in your Pinkie Pies! I demand them! ... No? Aw.

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Sometimes I just curl up in a big tub of Vaseline and scoot through my house pretending I'm a slug.

Also I got a new idea for a story. But you don't care about that.

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Yes. Indeed. After about a half a year of nothing, I finally did it. I... wrote something.

Your face

I know. Contain your orgasms.

Expect it when the mods feel like reading it.

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Well guys... it finally happened. I've been here for 30 weeks. I've been staring at that Registered thing forever, and now it finally happened. I am now old.

yaaaaaaaaaaaay...

Now I can get all the hoes I want. Let us celebrate this occasion that means nothing to no one except me.

MY DEMANDS:

1: I require loads of fireworks. It's just after the Fourth of July, so they shouldn't be THAT illegal.

2: Hoes. Bring loads of hoes.

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