Update · 1:23am Aug 31st, 2015

I hate to be that whiny guy who posts status updates apologizing for not updating his stories, but, well... I'm sorry for not updating my stories. It's been summer vacation from college, and I've been busy being lazy.

Hey, being lazy's hard work!

Anywaaays... I'm going to try and actually post a new story or two at some point soon, but I just wanted to let you know i'm not quite dead.

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TUpon the Black Beach of the Styx
MLP: FiM
Dark
Random
Tragedy
Applejack is given a second lease on life. She doesn't want it.
Applejack
Discord
Smoker · 3.4k words · 35 2 · 1.5k views
E15 minutes until Season 5
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
There's just a few more minutes until Season 5 premieres, and the ponies are running around, making sure that everything is in place. Lights... Camera... Action!
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Pinkie
Smoker · 1.3k words · 75 6 · 1.2k views
EA Very Pony Christmas
MLP: FiM
Comedy
When Pinkie discovers the legend of Santa Claus, she rushes to tell everyone about him.Rarity does not approve.
Human
Pinkie
Rarity
Other
Smoker · 4.4k words · 13 2 · 2k views
TMLP Halloween Special: Attack of the Headless Horseman!
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
On one frightful Nightmare Night, the Headless Horseman shows up to wreak havoc on Ponyville! Oh no!
Crossover
Human
Pinkie
Applejack
Rarity
Other
Smoker · 2.7k words · 15 4 · 2.4k views
EMaud Pie Becomes an Alicorn Princess
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Due to slightly contrived circumstances, Maud Pie becomes an alicorn princess. This will be interesting...
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Pinkie
Maud Pie
Smoker · 22k words · 736 33 · 6.8k views
TPinkie's Addiction
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Tragedy
Pinkie Pie has a terrible addiction... to partying. When a newspaper article causes her to come to this horrible realization, her friends decide to do everything they can to help make it all better.
Alt. Universe
Pinkie
Main 6
Smoker · 1.3k words · 18 4 · 1k views

Read these and you get good luck.

Pony Versus Machine When machines invade Ponyville and threaten to destroy everything residents know and love, who are the only ones who can save the town? Why, nine psychotic killers, of course! by Smoker 27,696 words · 44 · 8
Maud Pie Becomes an Alicorn Princess Due to slightly contrived circumstances, Maud Pie becomes an alicorn princess. This will be interesting... by Smoker 21,735 words · 736 · 33
Pinkie's Addiction Pinkie Pie has a terrible addiction... to partying. When a newspaper article causes her to come to this horrible realization, her friends decide to do everything they can to help make it all better. by Smoker 1,342 words · 18 · 4
Trust is a Powerful Thing Twilight says she's Discord's friend. Does she mean it? by Smoker 3,035 words · 277 · 9

No seriously. Try it. You'll have good luck for about twenty-four hours.

Stories Better Than Mine

Back to the Mall Rarity returns to the mall, this time with Fluttershy. What could possibly go wrong? by Dream Bolt 7,218 words · 58 · 0
The Wheel and the Butterfly A Dan X Pinkie Pie Saga Pinkie Pie finds herself adjusting to a new, hostile world, with a new hostile friend. Can they make it through this new misadventure together, or is it the universe that needs to watch out for them? by Justice3442 765,208 words · 2,495 · 95
Pinkie Clicker One day, Pinkie decides to make some cookies. Catastrophe ensues. A Cookie Clicker fic written during a bout of insomnia. by MrThumbsup 1,946 words · 53 · 0
I Quit! Coco Pommel has finally had enough of Suri's lies. by General Spritz 4,464 words · 966 · 10