Welcome to the Pinkie Pie illuminati.

Our mission: Making Pinkie pie the first pony president. And the occasional moose.
How we'll do this: By proving the fact that the very fabrics of the universe exist in Pinkies mane.
How we can actually do it: By drowning you all in the tales of randomness and gummy bears.

Ok… You can have a rose garden too.
But only if you join the Pinkelluminatii!
-We can't get a rose garden for you. Have a virtual hug from Pinkie-