The average Vorlanian is rude, iconoclastic, and has a low tolerance for horseapples. The average pony is polite, respectful, and has such a high horseapples tolerance, you'd think they were all mainlining the stuff. Unfortunately for all parties involved, a portal linking the two nations has opened in the Everfree Forest, necessitating the creation of a border guard to keep the monsters from beyond Vorlan from getting into Equestria and ruining everything.

Garf, an altogether average Vorlanian, has stumbled into the position of Border Sheriff. This is his life.

Cancelled, but preserved for posterity.

Archer is not having a good day. He's recently been knocked unconscious and imprisoned by a Fae race, notorious for their animosity towards humans and each other. Instead of cannibalistic Merfolk or mischievous Fairies, he finds... talking ponies. Who want him to be their "friend."

He is sentenced to remain in a small town they call "Eqshana", until he can learn to "live in harmony" with its inhabitants. Unfortunately, a message from his king, Jove V, has turned his prison sentence into a mission of espionage. Now he must escape these no-doubt insidious creatures, and even more importantly, stay sane doing it. Along the way, he will answer one of the most important questions he has ever faced: Is there really nothing to eat around here besides hay?

Every princess will have her first love. And the loss of that love will leave its mark on the world, for better or worse.

Uneasy is the heart on which lies a crown of guilt. Luna, formerly known as Nightmare Moon, knows this better than most.

Apologies are in order, for the truth behind the thousand years' exile is at once more mundane and even less likely than the legends suggest. Nearing the threshold of a brighter future, Luna writes a simple letter - and in doing so, attempts to leave the shadows of her past behind.