The average Vorlanian is rude, iconoclastic, and has a low tolerance for horseapples. The average pony is polite, respectful, and has such a high horseapples tolerance, you'd think they were all mainlining the stuff. Unfortunately for all parties involved, a portal linking the two nations has opened in the Everfree Forest, necessitating the creation of a border guard to keep the monsters from beyond Vorlan from getting into Equestria and ruining everything.
Garf, an altogether average Vorlanian, has stumbled into the position of Border Sheriff. This is his life.
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i like. i like very much
I laughed. A lot. Would have been nice to see first contact, but I suppose that can be flashed back to.
Also. Archer is now Gunner. I agree with him, shooting a gun is just fun.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Is this a crossover with something?
Yes. I'm a massive gunbrony, so this makes my heart leap with joy and happiness and more words of that nature
Sorta looks like the premise for Dan Vs. Only fantasy. And no friend and his wife to mooch off of. And more ponies than normal.
You had me at "Gremlin Torso Pudding."
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Nnnnope, Vorlan and everything about it is a completely original universe.
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Seems to be a local favorite.
Interesting idea, I like this.
Now I remember why I watched you! Keep it up!
Did you get the name of this fic from Dan Vs.?
Just imagine how quickly Winter Wrap Up could go along if they just sang this song.
"Winter-away, Winter-away, Winter-away..."
I'm thinking those were changelings there at the end.
Yeah, that's what I thought it was.
Is it odd that I remember that old coke jingle?
Wait.....I am old.
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Huh, now that I think about it, the few details could also point to Changelings. But they're not. Between you and me, I don't think Changelings speak in syrup-thick Cockney accents.
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I am not very seriously considering changing the current cover picture to that. It's more than a little appropriate.
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Author, I love you.
2243565 And I love you, random citizen.
Taking birds? Mythology has taught me to beware talking birds...
Absolutely hilarious. Tolkien-esqe elves are some of the biggest pains-in-the-ass in fantasy and it was nice to see that guy get served. Looking forward to the next chapter already.
I already knew what a Shotel was, this fanfic has taught me nothing.
when is the next the next chapter coming out
*Keeps poking Shamus with a stick*
That valve comment on the first chapter...
You have cursed yourself good sir. Now we have to wait for episode 3 to come out before your finish your chapter
He's dead Jim.