Lynked is pretty princess. · 4:44pm
A Magic Miracle Cure...
It was a one-of-a-kind episode. So unique, it almost... almost... burned my eyes out! It was a good idea, sure. But! It was absolutely terrible! So, in light of the recent episode, Lynked has decided that she is pretty princess.
Let's start things off right wrong! The new episode had a great premise, and a good idea, with in interesting story to tell. The new episode was also a blunder. Did anyone else feel a little violated by the end? It felt like the Train Wreck Explorers had compiled their findings into an archaeology anthology!
From the top! The episode went by about as fast as a train did, too. Oh? What's that? There's a problem! *Gasp* That's never happened before! Nah, I'm lying. Anytime a show starts off with a "Life is Great!" song, you know that there's a
What's more, did you know that your friends are absolute idiots? Surely just because someone tatooed rainbow on Rarity's butt must make her need to be a weather pony, instead of continuing to look for her niche! Especially when you only get a cutie mark for your special talent which is obviously weather, even though you've said that you're terrible at it.
But wait, Twilight, remember that thing that wasn't important until now! You know, the one where the Princess sent you a book of the most powerful unicorn in history, a book that was probably filled with the most powerful and amazing spells in existence? Yeah, that one that you forgot about because: why not? But it's okay, because you know what would fix it?
Correct! Way to go! You just solved everyone's problems right at the beginning of the episode by completing a spell with the word friendship, something that apparently the most ingenious and awe-striking unicorn didn't have in his thesaurus! Wow! You know what, I, Pretty Princess Lynked have spoken to Celestia, and we decided that this was a perfect opportunity to temporarily murder you advance you to a new plane of existence that has no back-story whatsoever! Look! Friendship has made you a princess now! You know why?
So now you have wings! What will you do with them? Harvest Draw forth Shining's "liquid pride"? (You know he wasn't talking about his tears, right...?) Well either way, you're a princess now! All of that, what could have been three episodes, in one! With no real conclusion too! Wow, such a grade-A quality thing we have here.
No. Wait, actually, no we don't. That was so rushed, I could feel my brain being crushed under the g-force. Also, we now know that the Mane-6 are all idiots for not understanding that they can just do whatever they feel like. And cutie marks? Not canon now, filly! When a cutie mark is supposed to be derived from a "special talent" and yet here, it wasn't, and they still did their thing, despite knowing they were bad at it, is a little destructive to the whole idea. Oh, and the elements make Alicorns? A perfect way to cheapskate your way out of something deeper and more intrinsic, as was set up at the beginning of the season. Nope, screw a cool adventure, or something with some sort of depth, or even a drawing out of the "big problem" that was supposed to be her test. Nah, just *poof* wings. You're immortal now, destined to live forever with no purpose in a bleak existence in which Celestia refuses to give you a choice. But it's okay, because you fixed a problem that proves that Starswirl the Beared was a retarded hermit! Congratulations on absolutely nothing at all.
The episode sucked.
In light of this, I propose supporting Pretty Princess Lynked in the establishment of the New Lynked Republic, to overthrow the Celestial trolling and establish a better show for all! Down with Celestia trollentry! Up with Lynked!
Join the New Lynked Republic today!