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  • T Dracula

    Something is in Equestria...  · Lynked
    11,191 words · 466 views  ·  35  ·  4
  • T Melodia Apparatus

    Vinyl's a cyborg. Octy didn't see that one coming, did she? Nope. Shenanigans ensue.  · Lynked
    23,756 words · 5,516 views  ·  754  ·  15
  • E Nightmare's Eve

    Nightmare Moon's back, but under a very, very different guise.  · Lynked
    4,690 words · 1,784 views  ·  102  ·  0
  • T Learning to Play the Lyra

    Lyra's a changeling, and poor Octavia is none the wiser.  · Lynked
    5,731 words · 1,566 views  ·  142  ·  5
  • T When You're a Stranger

    Trixie and Rainbow Dash find themselves in a strange land that is all but the Equestria they know.  · Lynked
    3,428 words · 1,165 views  ·  73  ·  0
  • E Taste the Rainbow

    Rainbow Dash loses her rainbow mane thanks to Twilight's experiment.  · Lynked
    7,747 words · 9,122 views  ·  801  ·  15
  • T Just the Three of Us

    Vinyl, Octavia, and Rarity get stuck in the body of a werepony.  · Lynked
    11,317 words · 1,239 views  ·  53  ·  2
  • T Crimson Melodies

    Vinyl discovers an organ with a horrible secret.  · Lynked
    12,511 words · 725 views  ·  39  ·  4
  • T All the Stars in the Sky

    Octavia has a secret, and Luna has a crush. What happens when the two collide?  · Lynked
    15,697 words · 6,097 views  ·  498  ·  6
  • T My Little Marshmallow

    There's a reason Rarity is called 'Marshmallow'.  · Lynked
    5,404 words · 2,055 views  ·  62  ·  4

Pandora's Box

  • Melodia Apparatus Vinyl's a cyborg. Octy didn't see that one coming, did she? Nope. Shenanigans ensue. by Lynked 23,756 words · 5,516 views · 754 likes · 15 dislikes
  • All the Stars in the Sky Octavia has a secret, and Luna has a crush. What happens when the two collide? by Lynked 15,697 words · 6,097 views · 498 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Taste the Rainbow Rainbow Dash loses her rainbow mane thanks to Twilight's experiment. by Lynked 7,747 words · 9,122 views · 801 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Moonlight Sonata Though Vinyl and Octavia are together, the two have never been farther apart. by Lynked 65,883 words · 2,174 views · 205 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Slender Be wary of the things that lurk in the dark... by Lynked 3,900 words · 3,155 views · 178 likes · 4 dislikes

Pandora's Backup Box

  • The Diary of Morning and Dusk Twilight is ill, and her friends try to find out what's happening to her. by Lynked 7,059 words · 6,797 views · 336 likes · 10 dislikes
  • What if? Rainbow Dash asks one of life's toughest questions. by Lynked 3,104 words · 5,084 views · 208 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Values Rarity finally apologizes to Sweetie Belle by Lynked 2,668 words · 2,014 views · 113 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Great and Powerful Trixie and Twilight have a heart to heart. by Lynked 1,604 words · 2,033 views · 95 likes · 4 dislikes

Dusty Trophy Case

  • Allegrezza Vinyl and Octavia have some adventures. by CoffeeGrunt 47,565 words · 34,193 views · 3,440 likes · 62 dislikes
  • Eternal Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt. by device heretic 159,827 words · 24,511 views · 2,396 likes · 56 dislikes
  • Fun With Changelings I'm sick of Wubsy getting no place in the fannon. So here's how she became Vinyl Scratch's pet. by Shukumei 45,645 words · 26,199 views · 3,022 likes · 82 dislikes
  • From Scratch After the Gala, Octavia has hit rock bottom. Cast out by society, she has to try and start all over again. by Kaldanor 81,227 words · 10,706 views · 1,386 likes · 31 dislikes
  • A Puppet To Her Fame My unicorn parents called me a worthless mud pony. They pushed me every day to overcome my lowly status. When I woke up one morning with my cutie mark, I thought they would love me. I couldn't have been farther from the truth. by Kaidan 29,713 words · 9,293 views · 1,107 likes · 43 dislikes
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#105 · 37w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Work on 'Learning to play the Lyra', it is good, and has been neglected for too long...

#104 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·

melodia aparatus?

#103 · 48w, 2d ago · · ·

>>892200 No, I really didn't... blame me being awake for almost 2 days straight. I remember clearing out the dead fics (you should really mark your dead fics as cancelled or hiatus btw) But I don't remember messaging the authors about it

#102 · 48w, 2d ago · · ·

>>885859 Okay, but you really didn't need to tell me that.

#101 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·

I just removed above the clouds from my favorites due to inactivity...

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A Magic Miracle Cure...

[Beautiful Artwork Skills]

It was a one-of-a-kind episode. So unique, it almost... almost... burned my eyes out! It was a good idea, sure. But! It was absolutely terrible! So, in light of the recent episode, Lynked has decided that she is pretty princess.

Let's start things off right wrong! The new episode had a great premise, and a good idea, with in interesting story to tell. The new episode was also a blunder. Did anyone else feel a little violated by the end? It felt like the Train Wreck Explorers had compiled their findings into an archaeology anthology!

From the top! The episode went by about as fast as a train did, too. Oh? What's that? There's a problem! *Gasp* That's never happened before! Nah, I'm lying. Anytime a show starts off with a "Life is Great!" song, you know that there's a

What's more, did you know that your friends are absolute idiots? Surely just because someone tatooed  rainbow on Rarity's butt must make her need to be a weather pony, instead of continuing to look for her niche! Especially when you only get a cutie mark for your special talent which is obviously weather, even though you've said that you're terrible at it.

[Har Har, Weather]

But wait, Twilight, remember that thing that wasn't important until now! You know, the one where the Princess sent you a book of the most powerful unicorn in history, a book that was probably filled with the most powerful and amazing spells in existence? Yeah, that one that you forgot about because: why not? But it's okay, because you know what would fix it?

Correct! Way to go! You just solved everyone's problems right at the beginning of the episode by completing a spell with the word friendship, something that apparently the most ingenious and awe-striking unicorn didn't have in his thesaurus! Wow! You know what, I, Pretty Princess Lynked have spoken to Celestia, and we decided that this was a perfect opportunity to temporarily murder you advance you to a new plane of existence that has no back-story whatsoever! Look! Friendship has made you a princess now! You know why?

[Do I really have to say it?]

So now you have wings! What will you do with them? Harvest Draw forth Shining's "liquid pride"? (You know he wasn't talking about his tears, right...?) Well either way, you're a princess now! All of that, what could have been three episodes, in one! With no real conclusion too! Wow, such a grade-A quality thing we have here.

No. Wait, actually, no we don't. That was so rushed, I could feel my brain being crushed under the g-force. Also, we now know that the Mane-6 are all idiots for not understanding that they can just do whatever they feel like. And cutie marks? Not canon now, filly! When a cutie mark is supposed to be derived from a "special talent" and yet here, it wasn't, and they still did their thing, despite knowing they were bad at it, is a little destructive to the whole idea. Oh, and the elements make Alicorns? A perfect way to cheapskate your way out of something deeper and more intrinsic, as was set up at the beginning of the season. Nope, screw a cool adventure, or something with some sort of depth, or even a drawing out of the "big problem" that was supposed to be her test. Nah, just *poof* wings. You're immortal now, destined to live forever with no purpose in a bleak existence in which Celestia refuses to give you a choice. But it's okay, because you fixed a problem that proves that Starswirl the Beared was a retarded hermit! Congratulations on absolutely nothing at all.


The episode sucked.

In light of this, I propose supporting Pretty Princess Lynked in the establishment of the New Lynked Republic, to overthrow the Celestial trolling and establish a better show for all! Down with Celestia trollentry! Up with Lynked!

[Courtesy of Serina, a zealous follower of Lynked]

Join the New Lynked Republic today!

Lynked · 508 views · Edited 91w, 6d ago · Report

Pointless Box

I should be working!