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2023, Update Status. Why? · 8:58am Aug 1st, 2023

P A I N
I have no reason to continue on this site, yet I'm here. And I still don't know why I continue to ominously lurk on this pony site with ya'll. As too what I've been doing? Just working on some personal projects as I lose faith in humanity.

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EDesktop Pony
MLP: FiM
Drama
Sad
Tragedy
A desktop pet version of Twilight Sparkle is showing signs that it's sentient, but the user that downloaded it isn't taking this as a miracle.
Human
Twilight
Anon
Amereep · 4.1k words · 335 14 · 4.4k views
TFloof Job
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Celestia's chest floof is tremendous, but Luna plans to get even with a little...enhancement.
Celestia
Luna
Rune Soldier Dan · 3.4k words · 438 4 · 4k views
TTo: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Anthology
Celestia responds to the friendship lessons penned on behalf of her faithful student by the newest ponyville weirdo.
Profanity
Sex
Human
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Celestia
Anon
Snow · 25k words · 2,143 31 · 24k views
EPrincess Celestia Goes to Costco
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Celestia extends her stay on Earth, which means you need a lot more Fanta. To save money, you take Celestia with you to Costco. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
Human
Celestia
OC
Vic Fontaine · 5.1k words · 432 11 · 7.7k views
TSpoopy Biology
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
You gotta respect that not everybody works the same way.
Human
OC
Main 6
Andromidus · 2.4k words · 590 17 · 7.7k views
TLost in (Horse) Translation
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Mystery
Random
The appearance of Equestrian Princesses on Earth, as well as the subsequent negotiations, are complicated greatly by the fact that neither can speak the others' language.
Profanity
Human
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
CategoricalGrant · 3.6k words · 557 36 · 8.8k views
TAn Establishment Of Exclusivity
MLP: FiM
A new venue is opened up in Equestria, former humans only.
Human
Celestia
Luna
OC
Snakeskin Ducttape · 19k words · 695 9 · 7.4k views
TFallout Equestria: Rules of Engagement
MLP: FiM
Adventure
A Marine in Afganistan is transported to Equestria only to find a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Gore
Crossover
Human
Alt. Universe
OC
Greenhorne · 28k words · 842 47 · 20k views
TThe World is my Sandbox
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Sci-Fi
A human buys a planet called “Harmony” and decides to mess around with the natives. What could possibly go wrong when he provides weapons never even thought to exist?
Violence
Gore
Death
Profanity
Human
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Lyra
OC
Main 6
Griffons
PoniesMine · 119k words · 480 59 · 8.7k views

EA Matter of Matching Mares
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Ember has pony friends, she totally does! Just... don't ask what their names are.
Twilight
Rarity
Starlight Glimmer
Ember
TheDriderPony · 6.6k words · 481 2 · 5.6k views
TTeam Yankee
MLP: FiM
An M1 tank company gets lost during the early hours of World War 3
Gore
Crossover
Human
Main 6
Eagle · 19k words · 212 12 · 6k views
TDear Princess Sunbutt
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Anthology
Anon takes over Spike’s job of transcribing Twilight’s friendship reports. He does exactly what you’d expect.
Profanity
Sex
Human
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Celestia
Anon
2Merr · 30k words · 2,479 55 · 27k views
EPrincess Celestia is in Your Washing Machine
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
You lost your bed, sheets, and pillows to Celestia, and you nearly lost your girlfriend. But peace has come to your house at long last. Well, until today, anyway.
Human
Celestia
OC
Vic Fontaine · 2.5k words · 760 18 · 12k views
TYour Saitama and You
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Saitama seems to be surrounded by strange creatures, and stupid humans. Maybe one of the creatures are strong?
Violence
Crossover
Human
Alt. Universe
Discord
Main 6
Element of Power · 9k words · 440 51 · 9.4k views
TTwilight Is Awarded For Porn
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Apparently, she possesses the auspicious accolade of having the most lewds of any fictional character. For once, Twilight was not pleased to learn something.
Sex
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Rarity
Thought Prism · 1.3k words · 541 25 · 8.2k views
ECelestia's Secret Secret Room
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
After accidentally learning that each Princess has their very own secret rooms to retreat inside whenever they wish, Twilight Sparkle makes it her mission to uncover just what could be inside Princess Celestia's.
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
Royal Guard
naturalbornderpy · 3k words · 833 8 · 11k views
TDiscord In The New World
MLP: FiM
Overlord
Dark
Adventure
Drama
With a new rift made by Twilight. Discord, the Spirit of Chaos, agrees to travel there. Just around the time as Nazarick.
Violence
Gore
Death
Crossover
Human
Twilight
Celestia
Discord
Other
Sunset Shimmer
Mega NewWays97 · 10k words · 120 1 · 2.8k views
TWelcome to Heaven, Kick Everyone Out
MLP: FiM
Adventure
A Displaced Story) Legends tell of the mighty and Terrible Lord Ains Ooal Gown, who fought to conquer the world of Equestria, and Momonga, The hero who fought to stop him. Listen now to the legend of the Overlord
Gore
Human
Alt. Universe
Other
Sunset Shimmer
Main 7 (EqG)
The Warmaster · 12k words · 115 13 · 3.4k views
ECelestia is still a Spider and Chrysalis hasn't been Informed
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Upon waking up one day and finding out that she'd become a spider, Celestia had reacted in a surprisingly calm manner, simply deciding to inform her subjects of the fact. Chrysalis, unfortunately, had not been among them. It disturbed her greatly.
Celestia
Chrysalis
Equimorto · 1.2k words · 697 20 · 8.1k views
TThe Symbiote
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Sci-Fi
Twilight Sparkle investigates the Life Aura Center at Celestia's request, but what she finds there is far more than she expected.
Violence
Gore
Death
Profanity
Crossover
Twilight
Celestia
OC
Main 6
SpyroForLife · 72k words · 1,068 39 · 17k views
TThunder
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
Comedy
A human gets transported to Equestria with the powers of the Norse God of Thunder. Second installment to the Hybrid Universe.
Violence
Gore
Profanity
Crossover
Human
Alt. Universe
Other
Cadance
Shining Armor
Flurry Heart
The Zebra Hybrid · 54k words · 503 53 · 11k views

Without a doubt, some of the best here on FIMFiction

Anthropology Lyra is determined to find out the truth behind the mysterious legends of humans. by JasonTheHuman 130,415 words · 8,481 · 175
Villainous A human takes a path that many in his situation have never taken before. by CrypticMetaphor 41,607 words · 1,553 · 204
Casting a Shadow A man discovers the Kraahkan and gains the powers of Makuta. After 4,000 years in Tartarus, he gains the form of Teridax as well. by Ssendam the Masked 52,984 words · 786 · 81
Friendship is Grievous All welcome the latest visitor to Equestria... General Grievous? by Snake Staff 87,293 words · 1,342 · 91
I Am a Pet Changeling A simple Tunneler drone is catapulted from Equestria during the infamous Wedding onto earth. Confused, injured and alone, the drone must figure out how to survive with the whole world watching. (Changeling on Earth, Xcom, Men in Black and SG:1 Xover) by Queen Sanguine Dreams 157,658 words · 1,531 · 55

Resurrect These Wonderful Stories Goddammit!

All Hail The Dark Lord Darth Vader, one of the most insidious villains in the entire galaxy, ends up in Equestria of all places. With no support from the Empire, this Sith Lord needs to find a way off the planet. Or he could take over it. Either one works. by RainbowBob 39,796 words · 1,942 · 67
MIA After activating the slipspace drive Jorge is teleported to a strange new world. by Gravitys Rainboom 198,031 words · 2,875 · 87
Embrace the Darkness, Carpe Noctem Chess Game of the Gods. A gamer believes that reality is fake and thinks he's in a video game. by musicman722 130,652 words · 695 · 40
The King Is Dead, Long Live The Emperor! A changeling, sent back in time due to a freak accident, kills King Sombra... and ends up as the new ruler of the city. Hilarity ensues. by Bucking Nonsense 121,945 words · 3,027 · 86

These stories need to be brought back from the dead! I command you!

The Stories That I Dream For Updating!

The World is my Sandbox A human buys a planet called “Harmony” and decides to mess around with the natives. What could possibly go wrong when he provides weapons never even thought to exist? by PoniesMine 118,996 words · 480 · 59
The Equestrian Chronicle Slain by his best friend, Andrew Detmer now finds himself in a world of myths and legends made reality. A world where the Apex predator of Earth is but a candle compared to the raw power held by the dragons and almost god-like entities of Equestria. by Souldrainr 122,906 words · 490 · 30

Comments ( 295 )

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WardenTheEternalWatcher

WardenTheEternalWatcher #295 · Oct 1st, 2022 · · ·

Hey I'm just checking in on ya..so how ya doing

23 KM To Nerdiness

23 KM To Nerdiness #294 · Jul 2nd, 2022 · · ·

Hello, friend.

Been a long while. How have you been?

KennedieT

KennedieT #293 · Mar 22nd, 2021 · 1 · ·

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NOOOOOO
damn you!!

A monopoly on socks... The universe has become a shade darker today..

Grave Walker

Grave Walker #292 · Mar 21st, 2021 · 1 · ·

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Well too bad, all of the comfy socks in stock here are MINE!

KennedieT

KennedieT #291 · Mar 21st, 2021 · · ·

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Grave Walker: The Art of Fluff

I need some new socks... Sun Tzu said that!

Thank you, Man der Ehre!

Grave Walker

Grave Walker #290 · Mar 21st, 2021 · 1 · ·

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Step 1 to Enlightenment: Comfy Socks and Shoes.

Step 2 to Enlightenment: A large Hoodie fitted for your daily environment.

Step 3 to Enlightenment: Copious (or regulated) amount of some form of caffeine of your favorite/available choice.

Step 34 to Enlightenment: If it Exist... Well I sure many will know what I mean. I don't think this is actually a step in this plan.

Step ∞ to Enlightenment: No matter what, If it can be done, it will be eventually done. Every possibility is possible.

Step Q to Enlightenment: Even if impossible, it will become possible because human stupidity demands it so.

Step 42 to Enlightenment: 42 is the answer to everything. Add a Zero to it and forget all of your problems.

Step R to Enlightenment: Follow every sub in Reddit involving Cute creatures, memes, and fandoms of your choice.

Step Y to Enlightenment: YouTube is free entertainment with nearly everything you want if you look deep enough.

There's a bunch of more steps... I think I stated with a twelve step program, but it has devolved into so many thing with so many choices, that I just go living on with life.

Recommendation, Adapt, Overcome, Love, and know there is always something new. Be it a Tomorrow on this earth, a new thing to learn, or another good memory, never ever not believe in tomorrow.

KennedieT

KennedieT #289 · Mar 21st, 2021 · · ·

"I am the epitome of an overdose. Living with retradily amounts of happiness and barely mentally functioning."

You gotta tell me your secret, man.
I shall take your entire stock!!

23 KM To Nerdiness

23 KM To Nerdiness #288 · Feb 28th, 2021 · · ·

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😇

Grave Walker

Grave Walker #287 · Feb 28th, 2021 · 2 · ·

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Thanks.

23 KM To Nerdiness

23 KM To Nerdiness #286 · Feb 28th, 2021 · · ·

Here to make your day 'cuz why not
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Ghost hunter

Ghost hunter #285 · Dec 19th, 2020 · · ·

Make much ghost of reach story

Sun Knight

Sun Knight #284 · Nov 28th, 2020 · · ·

Love ya work, man. Keep it up.

Grave Walker

Grave Walker #283 · Nov 3rd, 2020 · · ·

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Same here, that even if I had notable fame to begin with. And as the saying goes, common sense ain't common.

The Psychopath

The Psychopath #282 · Nov 2nd, 2020 · · ·

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But chaos is inferior to Illogic.

And I'm relatively forgotten at this point.

Grave Walker

Grave Walker #281 · Nov 2nd, 2020 · · ·

2954878 Same could be said with some of your story content! Or nearly all of it! At least from a certain point of view.

Anyway, I kid, I kid. Though I kinda feeling proud my cursed profile managed to get the attention one of ya thousanders. Let alone one who managed to reach three digits in the amount of stories. No matter their quality, that's still an achievement in my book.

Anyhow, glad to have a visitor, don't get many anymore on here. Until we speak again, stay ya goofy self and keep surfing on the high tides of chaos while we're all drowning in it. Or at least your OC will be.

The Psychopath