TOver the Edge and Over Again

• MLP: FiM
• Pirates of the Carribean
• Adventure

Having failed to reach the Davy Jones' Locker, how will Captain Hector Barbossa cope with the perils of Equestria instead?

• Human
• Crossover
• Celestia
• Discord
• Other
• Main 6
• CMCs

Perpetual Motion · 184k words  ·  1,380  44 · 17k views

TAre You Ready?

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Dark
• Comedy

Guess who's back from the other side...

• Crossover
• Celestia
• Luna
• Zecora
• Main 6
• CMCs

Dirty Bit · 120k words  ·  352  22 · 10k views

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Misunderstandings

The Equestrian Chronicle by
Souldrainr
And yet... I learned much about humans in the millennia I spent on Earth. It's fascinating really, the duality of your species. You deny your very nature almost instinctively, you seek normalcy and despise change. Always you strive for peace, yet are ready to go to war at the drop of a hat. As a species you seem to genuinely value human life, yet always try to devise more efficient ways to end it. Stubborn, yet innovating. Extremely hard-working, yet you pour that dedication into inventions that will simply make everyone more lazy. Always talking about standing United as one, yet you divide your planet into hundreds of countries, each with dozens of little states or territories of their own."

"And yet." Discord repeated. "Somehow you make it all work. No mark that guides you to your future, and yes, sometimes without such guidance, lives crash and burn. Other times, most of the time, you find your own purpose in life and occasionally accomplish great things. Thousands of languages, thousands of beliefs. Always portraying aliens as the potential doom of humanity, yet you have specialized buildings seeking them out every day of every years. It's amazing you still manage to refrain from tearing yourselves apart!

A comment by
rikithemonk
THE 4 SINS OF THE HIE STORY
1. Shows up in the Everfree.
2. Instantly attacked by and defeats a mythical creature that no normal person would have a chance in hell to defeat.
3. The ridiculous, pissing their pants terrified, overreaction on first contact. Which is absolutely ridiculous if you really think about it..
4 Those fucking apples. Those god dam apples. ITS AN APPLE, SHUT UP AND EAT THE DAM THING. Your not getting a blow job, so stop going on, and on, and on, about how great they taste.