Prince Blueblood. What`s his day is made from?

Snarking and sniping, mostly. With a bit of longing thrown in for good measure

What happens when he gets an opportunity to act out on his longing?.

Twilight Sparkle is at it again. Having just finished a big project, she finds herself capable of teleporting long-distance. Unfortunately, she is the only unicorn powerful enough to actually use the method she invented. Still, success is success, and she allows herself to devote a week to her personal project.

That project being - defining the logics of romance. Will be she able to use the acute powers of her mind to achieve the successful romance, or will her efforts embarrass everypony within blast radius instead? (What do you think, huh?)

Quick Quill is but a junior journalist. Yet, by a stroke of wild luck, he ends up being invited on board of Rainbow - pinnacle of Equestrian military airforce. The reason? He`s there to take an interview with admiral - first in almost five years. And yes, admiral does have something to say...

(Dark and adventure are added mostly to reflect the implied carnage in first chapter. Don`t expect anything gratuitous.)

Addendum: Well, OK, maybe not just first chapter, now.

Years ago, Vinyl Scratch abandoned her aspirations as a DJ in favor of starting a recording label. Now, Scratched Records dominate Equestrian market.

Octavia is the star of the label - the undisputed number one. Her music is now known and loved all across the Equestria.

It`s never been a secret that Vinyl Scratch loves Octavia. Unfortunately... Octavia does not share that sentiment.

A lot of people like angst. Why, I fail to comprehend. Still, it`s a popular enough sentiment and condition, so...

Have some angsty and dark Twilight pulling a quick one on Celestia.

As the autumn chills begin to make themselves known, CMC decide to look into making their clubhouse warmer. But since everypony they could ask about it is busy, they decide to read about it in books.

But since Twilight Sparkle is busy too, and Spike`s out getting grocieries, CMC have to use self-help checkout. And by golly, they check out a lot. Maybe one book too much kind of "a lot", even...

Celestia comes down with seasonal sickness.

Luna provides commentary and occasional care.

CMC borrow a book from library. Then return it. That`s it, in a nutshell.

Twilight feels herself lonely in generic fashion, when she spends the Hearts and Hooves Day dateless. And that in spite of the fact she did something about it, too.

Thankfully, some sage advice from Applejack amends the situation.

On a Shoe Day, farriers set all their other business aside and devote the whole day to fitting ponies with shoes for the upcoming season.

Big Mac is certainly up to the task this Sunday. However, something about meeting pretty much everyone he`s on amiable terms with in one day proves to be... interesting.

Pinkie Pie wakes up to realization that she lost her face sometime during the party last night. Now, she has to find it.

Unfortunate incident leaves Rarity unable to use magic for a while. Fluttershy volunteers to help, but differences between unicorns and pegasi quickly spiral out of control into a flurry of misunderstanding.

(Apparently, there`s more to be told here... Not sure what, but I guess I`ll see what it`s gonna be first.)

As Trixie runs from Ursa, she puts her life in even more imminent danger, and it takes an intervention of certain blue pegasus with rainbow hair to save her life. With only a strange piece of advice and a slice of cool story, Trixie leaves Ponyville disgraced.. but maybe what she could carry off in her head was of some value, after all.