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A hopeless Luna fanatic, and a nerd of all (or at least most) things video game-related. Favorite games include Pokémon, Super Smash Bros, BlazBlue, Metroid Prime, Donkey Kong Country, and more.
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.
*Transforms into Lord Darius Crowley and cleaves everyone on Earth to death with my bare fists*
Hey everypony! The names JaHarre. It kinda rymes with Jafar but it has an extra r and an e on the end. Why? Because I said so.
wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.
Luna makes me do too much paperwork :(
Hello. My name is Fate and I'm fictional. That's right. I don't actually exist. But I love living here at Fimfiction and I look forward to meeting you all!
Bringing You Tomorrows Stories.... When I feel Like It
It's like... a bio... but shorter... and useless...
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.
I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.
The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.