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I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.

Swedish injection molding technician

Confound these ponies. They drive me to write.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

This is fiction. But it is based...

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

I didn't choose the skux life, the skux life chose me. (Can also be found at luckydreamsart.tumblr.com!)

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

And then there's this asshole.

A Day in the Life

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

The Tomorrow King.

Crazy cat lady, Slytherin, 26, Wiccan, dabbler of pony fic

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!

The spaz formerly known as Waldo

I once was lost, but now I'm found. Just a quiet blue unicorn with a passion for the written word.

Just a man. Nothing special. I like almost everything I can find about sci-fi and epic high fantasy. I like plenty of other things, but you don't really care about that I'm sure.

Male20 years old.LOvES writing stories.....That's all you need to know!

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Call me GB! ^_^ I enjoy writing colourful horse stories for you to enjoy. If you liked one of my stories, please share it with others and have a wonderful day!