When life gives you Lemonade, make Lemons. Life will be all like, "what?!"

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Done.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Pascal is an avid reader who is interested in trying his hand at writing fiction for fun.

[shitposting loudly]

I was once an ordinary Lima Bean. One day I got bitten by a radioactive fanfiction writer and my life was changed forever.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

My favorites are cute things and video games! Praying for a cuter future!

I have a rocket pack strapped to my barrel and a sword gripped tightly in my jaw. This is entirely practical and can only end well.

I write imaginary stories about cartoon horses.

Nobody's home; go away.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

What is this "Chill" you speak of.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

This is an account that a few very talented people will be using to entertain the brony community.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

We are the collective consciousness of the Author Support group.

time is a crime

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Reader, Writer, and a Reviewer of shitfics.

A Canadian idiot.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.