If an ass goes traveling, he'll not come home a PONY - Thomas Fuller
Born in the South and Raised in the Country, finally got to live in the city, but then went to a happy middle ground.
Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~
You're not doing it wrong, if no one knows what you're doing.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
There’s always room for a story that can transport people to another place.
LOVES his friends ,likes mlp,bayblade,loz,TMNT,pokemon,ect!
always the quiet shy one, always feels alone in a crowd, never making friends cause I am too scared to be loud.
Words are fickle, action is exemplary; thus learn by example, and compare the words to action.
Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!
If you've come looking for stories, you will be disappointed. I do however have a brain full of ideas ripe for the picking.
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
A Hoppa tries to entertain. I'm also from Germany and help translating for those who try to use the language in their fic's. So if you need help, ask right away!