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Danger Beans


I was once an ordinary Lima Bean. One day I got bitten by a radioactive fanfiction writer and my life was changed forever.

Oct
6th
2016

Matthew Says Hi · 9:43pm Oct 6th, 2016

Pictured: My House.

So I'm currently being rained on by a Hurricane. I'm expecting the power to go out soon, but other than that, it's mostly an inconvenience. :ajbemused:

Anyway, hope ya'll have good weather.

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Aug
28th
2016

I Wrote a Thing + Generic Update · 3:47pm Aug 28th, 2016

Hey All.

So Real Life has been kicking my ass pretty well of late, and I actually stopped writing completely.

But then a couple days ago, PaulAsaran posted a writing challenge for practice to write a vignette between 750-1000 words with minimal dialogue, no editing, and only containing one scene. I took him up on his offer and ended up having a blast with it. It's about Luna. Of course.

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Jun
12th
2016

Safe in Orlando · 11:22pm Jun 12th, 2016

I'm sure by this point you're all aware of the shooting which took place in Orlando during the early hours of this morning, what most of you probably don't know is that I actually live in Orlando. The tension here is palpable. This morning everyone was terrified, my sister and I were bombarded with phone calls from various friends and relatives, looking to make sure that we were okay. Even still, now everyone just seems lost. People don't know what to do, and all of my friends on social

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Apr
28th
2016

Under A Silver Moon Update · 5:15pm Apr 28th, 2016

Hello all!

The next two chapters of Under A Silver Moon are done. Kind of.

I ended up finishing the chapters on paper, so I need to transcribe and then edit and then turn them over for proofing. So I'll be releasing one chapter, then another or maybe both at once depending on how the planets line up and all that jazz. These chapters have broken my all time record for most incarnations, but they've turned out better than I could have hoped.

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Apr
22nd
2016

Amoongus! I Choose You! · 4:10am Apr 22nd, 2016

So I don't know how many of my followers are pokemon fans, but every once in a while, when I need something mindless to do, I open up Pokemon Showdown and play a few rounds.

I don't even know how to explain what happened today, so I'll show you.

This poor bastard got his shit pushed in by an Amoongus.

I've never felt like such a bastard for winning a game of pokemon.

It's a good feeling. :trollestia:

Feb
29th
2016

Somewhere In An Alternate Reality . . . · 12:17am Feb 29th, 2016

This exists.

And it's still better than Gotham.


P.S. Also, I'm aiming for a new chapter of A Dark Nightmare to be released before BVS comes out in theaters. Represent!

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Feb
1st
2016

On Writing, Moon Angels and Overcoming Slumps. · 11:13pm Feb 1st, 2016

So I logged on the other day to find that I had a whopping 15 new faves on my story Under A Silver Moon, which was odd, because the last chapter came out in September, and convenient, because the next chapter is close to completion.

Apparently, Seattle's Angels featured the story on one of their review blogs. That's nice. I was very happy. Whomever recommended the story, you have my most sincere thanks.

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Jan
18th
2016

25 Years · 10:27pm Jan 18th, 2016

So yesterday marked the beginning of my twenty-fifth year on planet earth. For the past five of those years, I've been reading and writing about technicolor ponies. And Batman.

And I'll never regret red a moment of it.

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Jan
4th
2016

Happy Holidays! · 9:32pm Jan 4th, 2016

So I got a new laptop for Christmas. It's nice. At least, I think its nice. It certainly looks nice, but I don't know for certain because I haven't turned it on yet. Not because I don't want to, mind, but because my family loves me and was hellbent on making sure that my every making moment over the last three weeks was not 'lonesome.'

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Dec
15th
2015

Still Alive · 11:25pm Dec 15th, 2015

Yo. I'm still alive, folks.

Just been very, very busy. Within the next month, though, something will update. I'm not quite sure what, as I've been working on all three of my stories congruently and sporadically as time permits, but the chapters for both Dismay and Under A Silver Moon are on the cusp of completion. A little less so with A Dark Knightmare.

Cheers.

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