Jean-Luc Picard has explored strange new worlds and boldly gone where no one has gone before, but when he and a number of his crew are transported into a world of magic and colorful quadrupeds by a familiar foe, they begin to...ugh, I'm no good at this. Tl;dr the TNG crew is transported into Equestria.

Alright, this is another blast from the past. In fact, when I started writing this, the Season 2 premiere hadn't even aired. Obviously, I added more on since then. Rated T just in case of Star Trek-y things.

Pony Theatre of the Absurd. Contains many references to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. Also some to Van Morrison.

Life's a joyless bore for Pinkamena Diane Pie, until she is visited by a strangely familiar stranger...

I started writing this, like, two years ago or something. Never really published it until now. Hope you'll enjoy it.