I

No they're not

Those are literally the categories the show itself falls into

What if the life in question is an adventure and I want to have a slice of that

Which do I pick

Explain this bullshit

Here's the thing.

I don't want to write this "intro" into the TTHS world. I want to write what happens in that world. I would like nothing more than to have the introductory story finished, so I can write everything that comes after. If I end up starting over on TTHS, new name and all, that'll put me back to the start. If I just suck it up and finish TTHS v1 -- sure, it'll be bad, but all first installments are kinda weird.

TELL ME WHAT TO DO I CAN'T MAKE INDEPENDENT DECISIONS

>Watches Keep Calm and Flutter On

What? That's all?

Yep, the episode's over. Once again, twenty two minutes is nowhere near long enough.

Aegis Shield did it first, you guys.

But don't let that stop you from plagiarizing the bejesus out of these now-public-domain Things From the Mind of Shamus.

Bloodfire

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Shamus, what are you doing

Shamus stop

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You know how I said

I should write a new oneshot. Seriously.

Well, I am.

Or, at least, I'll start first thing tomorrow. This could go places.

Holy shit, that's a lot of new favorites for an 8-month old story.

...I should write a new oneshot. Seriously.

Merry Christmas from me, too.

...I can't think of anything else to put here.

I apologize for nothing.

Spartan Rustler: Garf is Frag backwards. The Garfragorian.
Shamus Aran: pffft
Spartan Rustler: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHAHUE
Shamus Aran: GARFARAFGAFGAFGAGHLE
Spartan Rustler: Garfolomew
Spartan Rustler: Garfage sale
Spartan Rustler: Garfage can
Spartan Rustler: Guardian_Garffin
Shamus Aran: Garfology, the study of Garf
Shamus Aran: it's first grade, Spongebob
Spartan Rustler: Garfonado
Shamus Aran: Garfon Fiber
Spartan Rustler: Garfade Launcher

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That is all.

Oh, and if you want to see what I've been spending all my time writing instead of TTHS 2, click here. WARNING: History.