Garf started his day with a single question:

“Am I going to wear face paint today?”

And so will begin the (eventual) rewrite/reboot of Tinker Tanner Hunter Spy. Just so you all know, there are quite a few changes coming down the pipe. Enough that hopefully Knighty will not hate me forever for saving TTHS v1 and making the rewrite its own story.

Change Numero Uno: Our Hero is no longer named "Archer."

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Why have I not been writing?! Many reasons. Let me name a few for you -- College. Borderlands 2. Magic the Gathering. Borderlands 2. Life. Calculus. Borderlands 2. Did I mention Borderl- no, I got it, never mind.

I'm sorry I've been away for so long, and I hope I can get back to writing and such. But there's one big announcement I have to make right now.

Tinker, Tanner, Hunter, Spy in its current form is cancelled.

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...I never thought it would be making custom Magic: The Gathering cards that finally got me.

New chapter isn't ready yet. To be perfectly frank, I haven't even started on it. Nervous chuckle. Please don't kill me.

Remember that plot fossil? Me and Spartan made like Jurassic Park on it and resurrected it through soft science and frog DNA.

Read it here.

Let's take a trip in the wayback machine. Way, way back, to... a month and a half ago.

My cohort, friend, and morale officer, xSpartanLazerx, was trying his hand at writing a fic of his own. His first idea - now abandoned, sadly - was a Kingdom Hearts crossover featuring Sora's great-great-grand-unrelated-person, Rend Spire. Being unconnected to the main KH story in any way let this fic actually be original. I know, right? Le gasp.

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Dear Myself:

Get off your lazy authorial rear end and write more, dad burn it.

Sincerely,
The part of your brain who wants to write more than it wants to play video games.

It's got 440 words.

How appropriate.

It's not pony... but it's not bad.

The first of several, this one entitled The Jove Line, detailing the history of the Vorlanian monarchy. I can't submit it to FiMFiction, obviously, but you'll be seeing a link to both it and the OST page at the end of Chapter 20. Maybe that will bring the readers in.

TL;DR:

Jove the First - Kamina
Jove the Second - Winston Churchill
Jove the Third - Chuck Norris
Jove the Fourth - the Pope

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Aww, look out! We've got a total ripoff of Device Heretic's idea on our hands.

Do you want music to go with your reading experience? Look no further. All the details are inside.

Tell your friends and neighbors. Tell anyone with an interest in TTHS. Tell everyone you think could contribute. Meanwhile I'll be writing Chapter 20.

Let it never be said that there is too little interest in Tinker, Tanner, Hunter, Spy for me to continue writing it.

Look at that. Four hundred Bronies.

Four hundred of you people went out of their way to push the Track button and ensure an avalanche of views the very second I finish the next chapter.

I love you guys.