She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

A fellow traveler...

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I write horrible fanfics involving cute technicolor equines doing bad things.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

"You think you know me..."

Is that a terrorist?!?

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

An unassuming author whose writing comes slowly. Loves romance, humor, and Spike; dislikes darkness, despair, and character-bashing. If you come away from his stories smiling, he's done his job.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

I don't even know anymore.

Starting a thing: https://subscribestar.adult/obscureproductions

Me bruddahs, i know da wae.

Born in a town in a place on a planet, our young hero must fight the incredulous forces to unite his people in the cause of hapless reading! Join TheMortalSlab in fighting crime and stealing babies!

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

Mostly harmless.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Pony smut author known for his love of fillies, futa, and Nightmare Moon and his deep-seated hatred for all males.

Just a pile of meat and chemicals that writes romantic, comedic and sexual stories and comics.

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

Nobody.

Death God

I used to write stories but don't anymore. Ha Ha! Permanent hiatus.

Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?