It's been a while since I was here.

Well. I am still making stuff. Terrible games about terrible things.

Squirrel Legacy II: Children of the Nut will be releasing on steam in 10 days. I probably spent too long making that game.

Yes... 'Cause no one can stop me.

In this time between projects I am struck with some nostalgia. Back when I used to horrify a coven of pony writers with my ideas instead of a loose gaggle of ero-devs.

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You want to read stories and you want to read good stories right?

Look at patreon. They harvest lots of small amounts of money and gives it to creators. It makes money by taking a percentage.

Fanfic is slightly different because it has a glut of creators. You cannot support all of them. In fact don't want to support most of them.

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So... You see like three years ago I had this idea for a story. I thought this idea was really obvious and I wasn't really feeling it so I decided to just sit back and let someone else write it.

Then about a week ago I browsed around looking for this story.

Oddly I couldn't find it.

So I decided to give myself and you, by which I mean the filthy perverts of the FIMfic, a Christmas gift.

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I'll be going to Bronycan on Saturday and Sunday. I seem to have committed an error in attending without ensuring I had people to meet there.

Cons are a bit more like bars then I had expected.

It was a road like any other. It stretched between two settlements in the periphery of Equestria. Specifically it connected a minor hamlet that capitalized on an exotic fishery and the village where the nearest market was. Here it was the middle of such a road. Roughly equal distance between the two locations were few ponies traveled and fewer still met.

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At last Shining Armor was alone with his beloved bride. He ran his eyes along her luxurious pink coat, her perfect figure, the bold wings that marked her Princesshood and at last lingered on her soft and kind eyes.

Her lying eyes.

Shaking the stray thought out of his head he kissed her. Her perfect straight teeth opened the way for him. Her soft broad tongue tasted of ice cream. She moaned needy and lustily into his mouth.

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In the beginning the Sun Council ruled the mountains.

In the land of equals, unicorns were more equal then most and the aged lords of the Council were more equal still.

But one day the sun raised on it's own. An investigation was launched.

Weeks passed and the sun still refused to obey. The scions of the Council determined that the sun had been stolen.

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Long ago a new wind was born. She was a beautiful new wind born in the city of storms.

The great and violent fury of the storm was her birthright.

But she didn't like getting wet.

And lightning scared her.

So she turned away from the city of storms forever abandoning that part of herself.

She came to the earth and became the gentle wind of the forest.

Her breath hid her beloved animals from their predators.

But the predators soon grew hungry.

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So what appears to be happening... Is that I am repeating myself. Kind of. But not in a bad way. Not really.

Sometimes a pear will do, is pretty much the same story as How to get to Equestria.

It's just bigger and more complex. It's not identical. The feel is probably a little different. But it is kinda the same.

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