Aegis is one of those protected children. Living in a box, given non-toxic crayons, and getting care from his mother. Twenty years later, he leaves his box for the first time to go to the Rainbow Factory. He likes it there enough. Guard rails so you don't fall, a fully operated sauna, and he gets to teach the workers there a lot about what he learned from Mom.

They keep complaining about broken knives as well. They try to show me how to use a knife, and then it breaks. He just wants to find a bottle of hand sanitizer.

Lyra and Bonbon have been good friends since they met. They have been through thick and thin, and nothing has seemed to seperate them.

That is, until Lyra gets Twilight to transport her and Bonbon to modern America. There, they encounter human society of the likes not even Lyra could imagine. Lyra loves it, while Bonbon is still trying to adjust to walking on two legs. How will the pair endure being human?

Inspired by thinking opposite of what would happen if a brony was sent to Equestria. The first chapter is not the first thing that happens. It's an intro.

UNCANCELED! REJOICE!

Twilight Sparkle has a happy life. Or so she thinks until a cutie markless unicorn crashes in through the roof of her house. After rushing him to the hospital, Twilight begins talking strange about him. Stuff like dating comes up, and her friends begin to tease her. Even worse, the unicorn has some odd behaviors. Will Twilight stay single? Or will she decide it's time for some romance in her life? Teen becaue I don't know where I'm going with this.

Thanks to SonicRaimboomGirl for cover that I'm trying to put up.