Derpy Hooves is a happily-occupied mailmare. And as everypony knows, she's extremely fond of muffins. But for those rare instances in which she lacks a muffin to her name, she doesn't take it very well. So, one fine day, Derpy is both lacking in muffins... AND in money. Having no other option, the mailmare decides to get an emergency job at the local library.

Unfortunately, Twilight Sparkle doesn't have much need for yet another assistant; much less one that needs pay. So, to keep Derpy happy for a change, she decides to give her the only other job she could think of... let her keep an eye on a rusty old Time Machine that she just happened to have stashed away in the basement.

...What could possibly go wrong?

Written in my infinite boredom, another fic dedicated to everyone's favorite muffin-lover, and slightly more sensible than the last one I wrote. A two-part fanfic, so, expect Part 2 to come along soon. I might even do more with this idea later on, so who knows?

A simple mailmare craves muffins. The only way to get muffins? Bake them. But doing so may not be as easy as it first seems... What is a mare to do? Surely the other ponies around Ponyville will assist her. Or... perhaps not. Maybe something else may be in store for her. But then again, maybe not.

It's just another day for Derpy Hooves.

Now has a sequel, Panning Pancakes!

Also, read the official MST'd version of Making Muffins on PonyRiffs! (Special thanks to The_Silent_Hero47 for this, as well!)

It's no secret that Rainbow Dash is a huge fan of everypony's favorite explorer, Daring Do. But could there possibly be anything more awesome than the many books in the series?

One day, Twilight discovers an old copy of the Infocolt text adventure, "Daring Do & The Search for the Emerald Equine" in the Library's storage room, and, knowing the extents of Rainbow Dash's love for the Daring Do series, she gives it to the pegasus to play on her old Mareintosh computer for a while.

But how will Rainbow fare in the lost world of interactive text adventures? Will she fall victim to the dreaded "unwinnable scenario"? Or will Rainbow Dash actually succeed in the most 'hooves-on book' she's ever read?

...And what about her friends? When there aren't any strategy guides to reach for, will they be willing to help Rainbow during the many pitfalls on her virtual journey through oceans of text? And will she ever stop playing and just take a break?!

On-hiatus until further notice, unfortunately.

Of all the possible dimensions, planets, and places the Doctor had explored throughout his years of existence, none were quite like the pony-populated Equestria. A world of peace, harmony, friendship, and so much more. Long-since adapted into his equine-shaped twelfth incarnation, the Time Lord has come to accept this pony-filled land as a second home. And as such, he has sworn to protect it from whatever danger may occur.

However, trouble is beginning to brew on the horizon. The TARDIS is damaged after a rough voyage, and an attempt by Twilight to fix it only results in more problems for the Doctor to solve. Not only that, but it would seem that the TARDIS has had a few curious pony stowaways. But rather than throw them out, (or letting them simply leave) the Doctor decides to bring them all along as his new companions. And not a moment too soon, as a new danger from beyond threatens to uproot the very foundations of Equestria... that is, the foundations of its past!

Can the Doctor and his 'crew' stop the alien threat? But how can they do that if the enemy can bend even reality itself to their will? Should everypony have just stayed in bed today? The answers lie beyond the mysterious Nth Dimension...

On-hiatus until further notice, unfortunately. As one of my earliest stories, it's in serious need of some fixes, anyway.

Note: This story is currently undergoing rewrites. A blog will be posted later describing some of these changes.

As I wake up, my head aches and my throat burns. Where am I? How did I get here?

Blurry memories of pain and suffering fade in and out as I try to identify my surroundings. There is a vague familiarity to the place but I don't know why.

I begin to ask myself many things. What am I doing here? Where is "here"? Why can't I remember anything? Why can I not even remember my name?

All the same, I can only manage to recall but a few precious memories. Something is very wrong with this place. And my friends—friends whose names I do not even remember—are in terrible danger. Something very bad has happened to this place and everypony in it. My body becomes cold and I am denied every other thought except for one:

I must escape.

An adaptation of Amnesia: The Dark Descent in the world of MLP:FiM. Formerly titled "Amnesia: The Equine's Shadow"; name was changed, but is not final. Rewrites are in-progress.

Reading by CrazedRambling (very outdated): I / II / III / IV / V / VI