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After a thrashing from a certain plumber leads to a magical mishap, Bowser and his adviser Kammy find themselves in Equestria.

Will they discover the Magic of Friendship? Will they realize this is perhaps their one last chance to change their ways and become good before it's too late?

Will Bowser rethink his whole "kidnapping princesses" thing?

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NAAAAAH!


Written in the 1st-person. Considers all Mario games, aside from the sports games/party games/Smash Bros to be canon. Bowser has his RPG personality.

Art by CyrusCloud

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Dazed and confused after a tense conflict with a family member, a human finds himself whisked away to the brony Nirvana of Equestria! (Er, sort of?)

And as a character from My Little Pony!

Ooo, a villain you say? This should be good! Which one did he get inserted into? Nightmare Moon? Trixie? Discord? Sombra? What about Tirek or any of the Dazzlings?

...he's WHO???

Not your typical "human becomes a villain and learns to cope" story!~
Anthro Level 3

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Rainbow Dash loves hanging out with Pinkie Pie. They practically spend all their waking moments together anymore, and despite her life being a little slower to accommodate the party pony, the cyan pegasus couldn't be happier with their relationship.

Pinkie Pie couldn't agree more!

...except she's a little confused on one aspect of their relationship, and while on a picnic with her Dashie, she brings up a perfectly reasonable question: Are they or aren't they?

RainbowPie shipping, a light and fluffy one-shot dealing with Best Pony OTP

coverart belongs to White Diamonds LTD

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Scootaloo and Diamond Tiara have been married for a little while. They have a happy life together, they live well due to Diamond Tiara's career and with the help of an artificial insemination spell, have even had their first daughter together. By all rights, Scootaloo should be thrilled! She's with the mare she loves more than anything and they have all they could ever need.

But she isn't.

Concerned for her love after sensing her inner turmoil and frustration, Diamond Tiara confronted the second-coolest pony in Equestria, only for her to lash out and turn everything around on her. After a particularly brutal fight, Scootaloo says something she immediately regrets with all her heart, and wonders the streets of Ponyville to think about her life and what she's done in it.

With the help of a downtrodden stallion in a bar, maybe she can pull things around...

((Inspired by a George Strait song, hope you enjoy and leave any constructive comments you have~))

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The classic "getting sent to Equestria" fantasy has always appealed to me, I mean, come on. How cool would that be? Well, I always wanted to find out for myself, but I never thought I'd get the chance. Cue a creepy old dude in a funky suit, and I soon get my wish. Totally awesome, right? Well, for the most part. But somethings were out of my control. Turns out, while still pretty great, Equestria isn't the same as the one on the show. The characters are all pretty much the same, but with some slight differences. And the worst part, is that I'm not the character I wanted to be turned into.

I get some time to adjust to my new situation, I make some new friends and some unlikely allies, and I get confronted by absurd threat after absurd threat, culminating in a epic showdown of Good vs Evil. And that's pretty awesome...

I still wish I wasn't a filly now, though...


( Book one in the "Pony Life Challenge" universe. Directly inspired by the awesomeness of "The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog" by Rust. GO READ THE AWESOME! )

ON INDEFINITE HIATUS

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Derpy Hooves was born with several birth defects, the most prominent being an eye problem unable to be fixed by modern magic. That coupled with a cognitive disorder that made her think a little differently than the rest of the ponies her age, and she was the target of all the other foal's jeering and cruelty. It never really bothered her most of the time, nor did she ever blame her classmates for being mean to her. She loved life regardless of it's hardships, and she didn't really think of her disabilities as crippling or anything. She loved everypony, and forgave them for how they treated her.

Though one day, on Nightmare Night, she overheard an argument between her Mommy and Daddy, and listened to the hurtful things said. Her Daddy left, and her Mommy cried. When she tried to comfort her Mommy, she lashed out a Derpy and said means things to her for the first time in her life. Shaken by the angry look in her mother's eyes, full of blame, Derpy left the house to go Trick-or-Treating, hoping the candy and night of costumes would make the sadness go away.

The children taunted her for her costume, and said their usual cruel words that Derpy normally didn't pay any mind, but tonight somehow she couldn't ignore them. They laughed her out of Ponyville, as the tears fell hotly from her eyes, blinding her way as she ran... She found herself lost in the Everfree Forest, wandering idly as she cried and cried, before she bumped into a certain statue... and felt a presence in the air....

A story of hurt and comfort based upon SteamPoweredStallion's comic Derpy Hooves: My Nightmare Night

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