The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

[He/Him] Just a writer who likes MLP and hopes to make a living off it: https://ko-fi.com/ink_hoof

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I might use a semicolon properly from time to time... That's about the most you can expect from me.

Sup fellow MLP lovers. Not much to say about myself. I'm just a brony that loves to write and would love to put up my work for others to enjoy.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Mostly harmless.

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

Scy Storm here. Long time fanfiction writer, now writing MLP stories. Chat moderator for FIMFiction. 2-time enshrinee on Equestria Daily, 3-time on Canterlot's Finest.

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

Just your average pony nothing to see here!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Moved on.

Mrrp

I am nothing great, just a pony who enjoys reading great stories and trying my best to tell some myself.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Just a guy with time on his hands really, all I can say is a hope you enjoy what I write

Woof! Weapon Of Omnipitent Force!

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Heya! I'm a Dutch guy with a weird sense of humor who sometimes writes stuff.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

I look at MLP a bit differently than the average Brony. I don't usually read into things to come up with ships. I keep in mind that the show was made for families (well, mostly: I do write clop).

This account is inactive.

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here