I feel like the same person who sat here last time.

Merry Christmas.

2015 was a damn good year for sure.

I dunno why, but I only seem to recognize in very short sporadic bursts how good life has been. I thought i'd take some time before going to sleep to mention it.

Merry Christmas to all of you glorius internet weirdos!

...Now hopefully I can actually get some sleep before I get up at 9:00AM to get a buncha free stuff.

Gonna be in Hawaii for the week, which is pretty awesome.

Any of my CLIENTS (authorbros who I proofread with) be aware, I actually now have a legitimate reason for not doing my work in a timely manner.

RIP Hawaii Wifi.

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

Nah but seriously, if anyone actually stuck around I cooked a lil something up in muh big kitchen of words and stuff.
Enjoy!

...Or don't I mean I dunno live your life as you see fit I guess.

I'm actually really confused as to why I don't write anymore. It's been so long since i've tried to put anything onto paper, I think I might be losing my drive. I find myself trying less and less to facilitate creative thinking, but for some reason my brain keeps telling me i'm just as productive as usual. Which I suppose would make sense if my 'usual' level of creativity dropped significantly, but nevertheless it bothers me to know that I don't make as much as I used to. Not that I

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Wurst Hände is German.
I know that isn't a very subtle way to present... Anything really, but I believe the curious among you deserved a good pun.
Damn it's been awhile since i've written a pun. But enough of that! I believe I owe it to all five of you to provide information, alerts, and other such fun stuff when I can. My one-shot wonder, the pride and joy of my life with which I couldn't live without, has left this Earth.

It really sucked, actually.

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And now that the title has grabbed your attention...

Thought I owed ya'll a tiny bit of an update, as it has been awhile. Things progress slowly but surely on a promising little document, one which I hope I'll be sharing with you in the near future (although knowing me it'll be a good few more months away).

Writing...
Christ it's so much harder than it looks, and yet most of you guys make it look easy!
STOP BEING TALENTED YOU BASTARDS

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MERRY HOLIDAY CELEBRATIONS AND SHIT!

Bet you were expecting something sentimental

I don't write enough blog posts...

Anyways, I have a few one-shot ideas on my mind. I'm hoping the deviation from my normal writing regime will kickstart my brain and maybe inspire something better. Might even have a pre-reader look at my "progress" so far, but as of right now it's a one-man operation.

Hoping to post again soon, if anyone's interested in critiquing what I have so far, feel free to PM me for details.

~M.C. Stuffins

I've had the chance to work with some brilliant/insane authors lately, so I guess we'll start there. When I first started proofreading, I had the very strange delusion of being some sort of teacher. I wasn't very open-minded to what was being said by the author, and my main focus was on what I had to say. Luckily, I was finally humbled when mistakes began to appear in my 'lectures' which I couldn't justify, or ignore. When the teacher mentality broke down, I found that the people I had

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