The Curse of the Wurst Hände | Episode 100

Wurst Hände is German.
I know that isn't a very subtle way to present... Anything really, but I believe the curious among you deserved a good pun.
Damn it's been awhile since i've written a pun. But enough of that! I believe I owe it to all five of you to provide information, alerts, and other such fun stuff when I can. My one-shot wonder, the pride and joy of my life with which I couldn't live without, has left this Earth.

It really sucked, actually.

Being mindful of the suck I was perpetrating, I saw fit to exterminate the story with extreme prejudice. Sorry kids, but i'm fresh outta ideas and I know it. Luckily for me, i've been granted the upmost honor of working with some guy who's actually a really huge dick and none of you should read any of his stuff ever. You know him as theguysaidhi, an esteemed friend of Lucifer with many medals for eating babies and sucking in general. He's pretty cool. Anyway, that's basically the only project I've got going right now so let's talk about more fun things.

EPISODE 100 WAS THE RADDEST SHIT EVER DUDE.
SERIOUSLY.
I AM STILL IN THE AFTERGLOW JESUS CHRIST.
THEY HAD THE GREEN ONE
THEY HAD THE GREY ONE
THEY HAD THE GREEN ONE
THEY HAD THE FANCIER GREY ONE
THEY HAD THE GREEN ONE
THEY HAD THE WHITE ONE WITH THE BIG HEADPHONES
THEY HAD THE GREEN ONE'S "Best Friend" WHICH TOTALLY PISSED ME OFF THAT WAS MY GODDAMN SHIP LARSON YOU BAS-
THEY HAD THE BROWN ONE WITH THE FUNNY ACCENT
GREEN

It was alright.