This is a collection of flashfics of random topics and other random things. They are unrelated to each other (unless specified)

This is a collection/anthology of my entries for the FimFiction Feghoot Festival contest.

Warning: Contains Bad Puns. Do not use while driving or operating heavy machinery because facepalms may occur.

Starlight Glimmer had a Nightmare Night that was much more scary than she had planned on having. A week has passed, and she is still haunted by the events.

This story is inspired by Ghostly Spells of the Night - by Razor Blade the Unicron - I recommend reading the original story first before reading my story.

This is an entry for the Springtime Sequel-Slash-Sandbox Switcheroo hosted by Tumbleweed.

This story is not my usual style of writing...it is a gift for another fimfiction user.
Warning: gross humor
Warning: lots of potty humor
Twilight and her friends leave on a secret mission that will take a few weeks, and they leave Spike alone in the library to guard the Elements of Harmony. Knowing that a changeling infiltration attempt is likely, Spike prepares an unusual defense. Queen Chrysalis will remember, and possibly regret, her attempt at stealing the Elements for a long, long, time.

Seriously, though, if you are turned off by potty humor...don't read this.

The clock strikes midnight in Ponyville, and the residents of Ponyville are thrown from their beds...by their beds. The growling Living Beds chase the ponies as they flee in terror. This is a light-hearted October/Halloween story...it is more silly (and a bit absurd) than scary, and is just for fun

A friend did a cover for me - thank you :-)

Now with a reading!

Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle are sipping hot cocoa and talking about how Hearth's Warming is approaching. Pinkie loves Hearth's Warming baked goods...she asks Twilight to cast a spell to see if she can find the sweetest chef. Twilight humors Pinkie...she knows there is no such spell, but what harm is there in trying? She begins casting, and when the bright light goes away...she still doesn't know about the sweetest chef, but feels as if something has been summoned. Pinkie Pie and the Swedish Chef team up in the kitchen for some Cooking Catastrophes. May Celestia save us all.

This will be somewhat random with not much overall story - it's an idea that I'm just having some fun with

Awesome cover art by LolaDitz 3-14-2018

Big Macintosh, scared of a comment that Granny Smith wants grandfoals (*ahem* great-grandfoals *ahem*), runs through the door and down the road. Through a series of events, he ends up accidentally dating Princess Luna without realizing it.

The beautiful cover art is by BaffledDingo

This is a short story that was originally to be written for the prompt:
2015 February Super Happy Hearts and Hooves Lovefest Fanfic Event, or SHH&HLFE for short...
However, I didn't make the deadline because the story grew larger than time permitted for the deadline.

Tagged 'sex' for some comments/language, but no sex happens.

Definition: An enema is a non-surgical fluid injection into the lower bowels.

This is somewhat of a parody of "Green Eggs & Ham".

Princess Luna attends another Nightmare Night celebration in Ponyville and sees that Twilight Sparkle is feeling a little ill. Luna decides that an old remedy (one that was fairly popular prior to her banishment) is just what Twilight needs.

Twilight, however, disagrees .

This is not clop...this story is intended to be more of a joke than anything, and there will be no graphic or unpleasant descriptions.

The title is a play on words of the movie title "Enemy of the State"

A great many thanks to Leonzilla for help with pre-reading and editing. I enjoyed working with him and learned a few things as well.

Also, thanks to both Leonzilla and nx9100 for reading this and offering feedback. I wasn't sure whether or not to post this story, but they offered to read it and let me know what they thought.

Rarity's birthday is coming up soon, and Spike is looking for a birthday present for her. As he is walking down to market, he overhears one stallion tell another that his fillyfriend showed him her filly bits. Spike thinks that these are collector's editions of regular bits that are used as currency, and decides they would be a great gift for Rarity.
Rated Teen & tagged sex for suggestive themes and euphemisms (no sex happens, though).

Awesome cover art by BaffledDingo

Featured 10/9/2014 :-)

Twilight Sparkle, impressed with the magical locked compartment that Princess Celestia used to keep the Elements of Harmony, decides to build one herself in the library. Unfortunately, something goes wrong when she is testing it the first time and her horn gets stuck.

Things quickly spiral out of control as her friends try to help. The most well-meaning and innocent intentions...are sometimes easily misunderstood.

Beautiful cover art is by Pridark

Tagged Teen / sex for some misunderstood situations and minor innuendo (no sex actually happens...I just wanted to play it safe)