I'm a crazy author-- but then again, what author isn't? I am into all things fandom, especially pony. I also love history, which is why I'm writing this crazy Apollo 11 thing.

I particularly enjoy the Equestria Girls setting and also have a soft spot for the CMC. Thanks for reading!

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

The RoboWriter.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

loves tiaras.

Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.

I'm just a guy. Who likes ponies. And fan fiction. Why not both?

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Fabulous, darling.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

Retired, but I still check in.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

I didn't choose the skux life, the skux life chose me. (Can also be found at luckydreamsart.tumblr.com!)

My bio used to be super edgy.

♫ we can dance if we want to ♪

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.