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I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!
"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats
Problems for which friendship cannot be the solution do not belong in Equestria.
Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011
Writing about magic, romance and the bonds of friendship!
I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.