The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

A groovy mystery, gang.

okay now kiss!

haha rainbow machine go brrr

irresistible

loves tiaras.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

space is a waste

time is a crime

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

A fellow traveler...

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).