One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Fabulous, darling.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

Action and darkness. Those are my specialties

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

You're the most basic of jokes.

8000 soldiers!

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

Shaking off the rust

Author of that writing guide and some stories too.

irresistible

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

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Don't be afraid to PM me or leave a post. I always try to reply! I pray that my penchant for quirky action far outshines my clunky authorship. (I regularly purge personal/update blog posts.)

No one's ever really gone.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

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Conquering the world on horseback is easy; it is dismounting and governing that is hard.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

A groovy mystery, gang.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

I love meeting new people, but they terrify me.

Account is very much on a non-disclosed Hiatus :D TO THE MOON!

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

I'm mostly here to comment on other people's work, although I admit I read very slowly. As for myself, I am an animator and I live in South Africa

I write the occasional pony story. What else could possibly matter?

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.