Being nice only backfires 50% of the time.

Amateur writer and artist, Commander of the 31st Imperial Legions, and devotee of the Princess of the Night.

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Everytime you hit the like button on a story, Lumina smiles.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

I am an pretty filly.

A pony from a machine.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

A weaver of tales who enjoys a good story. What more is there to say, really?

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Short for Lord Regulus. I hope you will enjoy what my brain comes up with. You can throw money at me here: Ko-fi

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Discussion welcome. Batteries not included.

Like a moth flittering towards a flame.

...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

I used to be relevant!

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

A brony and a mlp fan fic reader.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Alright everypony... I guess I need to edit my bio, eh? It's a WIP... check back in a bit.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

A casual fan who enjoys casual reading and writing!

I love meeting new people, but they terrify me.

A writer and lover of Sci-fi

Words are coming.

Gott schützen den Kaiser!

WHO AM I?!?

It's five o'clock somewhere! And everywhere. All at once. Forever.