I write like once a year.

Commissions always open!

You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.

absolute total madness

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

When all you have is a hammer, everything else is a nail.

Your face shall follow all.

I like to pretend I know what I'm doing, so that eventually I'll start to believe it.

Aka Dr Massey, Paradox, Tiff the Cliff, Cannon Ninja. Rule Britannia!

I HAVE SWEATY BOOT RASH

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

Professional Ninja

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

space is a waste

Stories about ponies are stories about people.