I have been known to put a jabroni or two through a table.

I'm the crazy german who provides you with bad jokes and maybe good baked stuff.

No longer relevant.

reconstructing the deconstruction

Damn, I wish I could read.

Hello, my little ponies! I'm Rick Blunt, my OC's name is Soul Harmony and my heart only beats for Fluttershy <3

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

The man without a plan.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Dungeon Master (DM) - the organizer and participant in charge of creating the details and challenges of a given adventure, while maintaining a realistic continuity of events.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

O.F.P.

"There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation, proper naming and off-by-one errors."

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

Loves to read and write, I decided to try writing fanfiction after a long hiatus thanks to ponies

Everytime you hit the like button on a story, Lumina smiles.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

A writer who writes things.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

I'll think of something to say here someday.

Stay awhile, and listen.

DeiStar

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.