I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.
I am a memebr of the Guardians of Equestria fleet on Star Trek Online
;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now
I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.
Bicken' back and bein' bool 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I'm Jack: writer/editor/stoner.
Hmm what to put here... hmm... Lets see... ah yeah... my top two ponies are RD and Twi Alicorn stories interest me... and ugh I don't know what else to say right now. OH uh Luna!
I write the pone, I read the pone, I love the pone. I also accept Paypal donations if you like my stories: https://paypal.me/lotusteadragon
My name is Cain, a person who loves writing and rping. Am also a writer on Furaffinity http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rainbowsparkle91/, come check me out!
I usually have something witty to say but for the love of Bat Ponies, this is ridiculous. So have a quote. “We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?” — The Doctor.
thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies
I do a bit of writing when I can, which is not often. I'm also willing to proofread and edit, so don't be afraid to contact me!
Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.