I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.