A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

None

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Scientist, Student, and Storyteller. If I've written something that made you smile, that's good enough for me.

I'm a guy who likes penguins and ponies. I sometimes draw stuff and now I write, apparently.

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I used to be relevant!

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word. ~Robert A. Heinlein

A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

irresistible

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

okay now kiss!

Salty OJ Brony!

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

Oh wait, I can add a short bio in the account settings. I never knew.

World's Sexiest Fanfic Writer, Self-Proclaimed

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

Welcome to the party

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

I didn't write any of that.