Mostly harmless.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

"For fun" is the best reason to do anything. "The best" is the best way to do everything.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

irresistible

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

who me

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

I'm

Among the living on a trial basis.

Awkward.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Hello. I studied philosophy; I program computers; I usually agree with LWers; I wish I could live forever; I'm pretty normal.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I write horse words. Sometimes they are funny.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

I wrote a horse story once.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

loves tiaras.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.