When the two prodigal brothers finally climb aboard the Entrepreneur, they expect a peaceful journey far beyond the record distance. Thiz makes the distance easy; his older, tea-loving brother, however, gets them out of trouble when they get there. Too bad they couldn't save anyone else while they were at it- but where have they landed, who lives in this town, and why does the younger of the two have wings?

Written in collaboration with Thiz. No, this is not a self-insert.

Cancelled on account of terrible planning. If any.

They've found something. Twilight thinks it's a brain of some sort- so they tackle the problem of waking it up, of talking to it. What did its kind look like? What happened to it?
Only problem is, when it turns out to have a ferocious appetite for lightning, she can't keep up. Then, of course, it's also the first time Twilight has ever tried talking to a brain without the head it was installed in- so they can't talk, only see, really. But what images does this strange mind produce? What do they mean?
And more importantly, how can she introduce it to society- as a friend?

Cancelled 2/8/19 on account of critical plot existence failure.

When Twilight boards the train to Ponyville for the thousandth Summer Sun Celebration, she expects nothing unusual- just some noise and some comfortable reading time. Only, she becomes convinced of Nightmare Moon on the morning of- only to realize it's too late. Now, without any friends, she must locate the Elements of Harmony and use them against the Nightmare- but is that even possible?

Tags may be updated as the story progresses.

War has come to Equestria.  The defenders have risen- and been beaten.  The Elements are in disarray, the Royal Guard needs to regroup.  The Princesses have been unable to stop the enemy- and Discord becomes the first major casualty.  After a valiant fight, just before his death, he launches the last of his power not at the enemy, nor to his friends, but into the multiverse.  This spell has one mission:  Find hope, and bring it back.  Little does he know that the barrier his spell brought back in his last few seconds is much more than just a sturdy mountain of metal.

This is an action story, and as such, isn't very long- I apologize for that. If you're looking for something with more nuanced behaviors and less annihilation, try one of my other stories. I've got a lot of 'em.

One lovely night, a mystery object appeared in the night sky. Twilight spotted it and, thanks to her new telescope, is able to track it as it races towards her home. What is it? Where did it come from? More importantly, can she stop it from crushing Canterlot?

Tags may be updated as the story progresses.

Cancelled for being a dinosaur that I don't really like writing.

One lovely day, Twilight opens her Sunshine Book, the one that lets her talk to her Canterlot High friends. She's halfway through reading the increasingly urgent backlog from her most recent adventure when the Cutie Map in front of her sends all six of them through the mirror! Why all six? What is Discord doing in Sunset's world- and What's this Sunset's saying about a giant tank?

Rewrite in place beginning 9/23/18; chapters 9+ (if present) can be assumed part of the rewrite. All before, if rewritten, will be labeled as such. Rewrite completed 9/27/18, all chapters are fresh.

Cancelled 2/06/19, for dismal execution of what could have been a decent story. I might rewrite sometime- from the ground up this time, as a new story.

An ancient war machine is awakened by an enemy attack. Can it survive alongside this strange new world, or must one or the other end its existence in fire and thunder?

Crossover with Keith Laumer's Bolo-verse
Inspired by Legacy

Note: This story has been rewritten, in-place. If you're a fan of the original, it can be found here (Google Drive).
... Yes, this new version has a Google Doc behind it, like every other one of my stories. No, I will not be sharing a link.

Cancelled 3/18/19, for too much similarity (in situation or in path) to Iron Mountain, Secret Search, and Secret Soldier.

An ancient war machine is awakened by an enemy strike- but can it figure out what's really going on, or will it destroy the world first?

Inspired by Legacy

Many thanks to LostArchivist for help with editing and ideas!

Rewrite began 3/17/19.

Wait a minute. I'm featured? I wonder when that started...

Cancelled 9/19/19. It's just... too broken. I may rewrite at some point.