"You will be EXTERMINATED: With Lemons!"

I mostly edit things, and write things when my muse beats me enough.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Remember: the Six are One

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Hold your ground but do not be unkind. (Ponyphonic, "Shy Heart") He/him. Ponyfic Roundup reviews every Wednesday.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

with direct eyes, to death's other kingdom

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

I've been writing online for thirty years. One of these days I might actually get good at it.

I'm just here to write.

'I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins: here I hide in the heart of the city, like a stranger coming out of the rain.'

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

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27, Female, Iowan, College Graduate. Favorite Pony: Celestia. Favorite Not Pony: Discord. Yeah, I like Equestria's Gods, so that's what most my fics are going to be about!

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Third-party archival project, do not contact Fimfiction staff for support.

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

'Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?'

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Is that a terrorist?!?

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

irresistible

You can't see the forest...

(boy(girl)) //your closet's full of dead birds, the stables in your mouth are awake//

Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade