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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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Raised to rated T and added the dark + sex tag for the most recent chapter/story arc.

Don't worry though, it's nothing smexy or anything. I don't write that kinda stuff. It's just Gadget beating up a kidnapper. :twilightsmile:


So I'm apparently a horse, for obvious reasons. But at the same time, I've got both a human-level intelligence, and control over what this show calls "magic".

it's weird, but for now, the biggest thing on my mind is going home.

I'm Gadget, the Smurf Lab Horse.

DANG KIDS, STOP CALLING ME SMURF HORSE.

Cover art by BleedingEquine.

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It's hard life being in high school, y'know? The pressure to keep your grades up, all the quizzes and tests that bombard you, it all adds up.

Good thing I'm not even on Earth anymore. Sheesh...

My only question now is... where am I?


A story commissioned by zyhenderson.

Crossover tag for random Bill Cipher. And a Nightfury.

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Twilight managed to recover the scroll Starlight Glimmer had used to travel back in time. The problem is, she went waay too far back while testing it.

...Oh, and the scroll's gone, too.

On top of that, Twilight still isn't entirely sure if she's in the same universe.


The spiritual successor to I Think I Summoned a Ponk. Why? Because I now want to write another random comedy fic that's not a chapter of my What If? fic. I'm bored.

Chapters (21)
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This story is a sequel to I Think I Summoned a Ponk.


A little sidestory to Equestria Forever, showing what goes on in Equestria.
(It's also an official sequel to I Think I Summoned a Ponk!)


Traversing a broken reality. Falling. Darkness.

That's all I know. That's all I remember...

Though, there is a pink pony who seems to know me...

And yet... it all feels so... familiar...

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Ramen. An indispensable staple of college-goers worldwide.

...and a plague that has infected almost all of Equestria?

Cover art: Wikipedia ramen. :rainbowwild:

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This story is a sequel to I Think I Summoned a Ponk.


It was a normal weekday, the gloomy overcast sky shedding it's little tendrils of light through the dusty old window. Craig had the usual Monday-morning headache, and a nerdy little voice in his head just won't shut up.

Wait a minute...


This is technically the sequel to "I Think I Summoned a Ponk", but I'll be updating both stories (hopefully) regularly. :twilightsmile:


Cover art by Keriwi1.

Chapters (12)
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The flagship collab of The Bronies' Archive. Updates weekly (in most cases).


It's been too long now... there is almost nothing left; no morality, no Equestria, no humanity...

But there is still hope.

Somewhere out there, there will always be that one spark, a minuscule glint of light in the face of darkness, a blue patch in the murky skies.

And that may be what the fate of the world lies upon.


Cover art generously drawn by Keriwi1.


Written by:
TheMajorTechie
Miku-Chan Hatsune/Celestia Lunaris/SunsetAppleTwi
The Oracle
Raistlin Majere
NicLove
The Fan Without A Face
Nightfall Gleam
Shadowboltwriter
Arrow Spear
Drakos779966


Published in commemoration of 9/11. The world is a scary place.


If you'd like to know what goes on in Equestria during this story's chain of events, then read the sidestory, From One End to Another.

Cancelled because these types of collabs typically go nowhere but down after the first few weeks. :P

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Life's gotten boring for the pink mare. Not even endless rave partying can get her out of the pit of boredom. In fact, sane life as a whole has gotten boring.

Logically, she goes insane from boredom. Not only that, but she vows for an eternal day.

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Fluttershy's tail is rather... interesting. Not to mention strong, I mean, who has the ability to say that their freakin' tail can block a high-speed rubber ball?!

Also, rarity's got a gas problem.

A double story, featuring Pinkie, Rarity, and Fluttershy.

(Contains minor intoxication on Rarity's part.)

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A brick. A mailmare. A princess. The three meet in a tragic accident, which results in an awkward conversation between said mailmare and princess.

Specifically, Luna wants the night to last forever... and by forever, she means ten seconds.

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