I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

pony — po·ny — [poh-nee]

Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Retired, but I still check in.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT

A Canadian idiot.

A Young Homosexual Alone in The Corner, Crying – Suttree, Cormac McCarthy.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Too much to write; too little time

So long and thanks for all the fics!

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

I'm that one guy who refuses to put a capital letter at the start of his user name.

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Writer of clop, rule 63 and padded pony.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Amateur writer and critic.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

I like to write stories. Sometimes those stories feature magical ponies.

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.

The Surprise is in the Pickle.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Scientist, Student, and Storyteller. If I've written something that made you smile, that's good enough for me.

Hi, I'm Windburst. Fan of Twixie, Lyrabon and transformation fanfics. I can't keep an update schedule at all, and expect typo's in my stories, but if you can get past that, welcome aboard!

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

Damn lmao this site has plenty reason to leave

I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm glad that you've taken the time out of your day to watch me flail around like a fish out of water. Here's hoping we're all entertained by the end...

It's raining. It's always raining D: Why did I move here again...

Retired

Ayy

I am the machinist. Lord over all machines and stuff. I like twinkies. That is all.